i get off on you getting off on me ( HATE SEX MEME )

[gelatoni]

the hate sex meme

 

1. Jealousy: Who are they sexting late at night? Did their gaze linger too long on your sexy neighbor? Time to confront them, show them that they are yours, that they belong with you and no one else.
2. Recently broken up: Breaking up is hard to do. The fights, the separation, the bad feelings that come with it. And sometimes lingering passions can make you have some intense reunions.
3. Long Time Enemies: Childhood rivals, competing companies, families, good vs. evil, whatever it is, you two do not get along. But hate can easily give way to a different sort of passion.
4. Taunting: You push and you push and you push, and they push back. Eventually one of you is going to snap, you can only ignore sexual tension for so long.
5. Just plain hate: You hate them. So much. And every time they look at you, you want to punch them in the face, but deep in your depraved mind you would really like to rip their clothes off and have some hot hate sex. Time to give in.
6. Wildcard: Pick from above or... got a different scenario in mind? Go crazy. Pick your own!

Comments

kylo ren | star wars

[cross_guard]

[ for the sake of transparency: hi i'm just fishing for some tfa/tlj era reylo hate sex. 🤷 ]

[invariances]

[ totally down for this. do you have a preference which era, tfa/tlj/even early tros can be spun that way, probably? ]

Noctis (30) | FFXV | ota 18+

[mythrone]

wei wuxian | the untamed/mdzs

[weixianme]

[maybe pre-lwj-knowing-his-feelings wangxian? :)]

Albert Wesker | Resident Evil (films) | M/F

[viraloverload]

[He's kind of made for this, right?]

Persephone ❀ Greek Mythology ❀ ota

[sixlittleseeds]

ʜᴀʀʀʏ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ 🗲 ᴍ/ᴍ

[horcruxing]

Peridot | Steven Universe | OTA

[peridot_5xg]

gunji | togainu no chi • OTA

[executes]

if we wear him out he can't exactly stop cuddles from happening

[redsector]

[ Gunji, perhaps, has a cornucopia of reasons to choose from in regard to why he might hate his new master, the Red Sith who has unceremoniously taken him from his homeworld and forced him to adapt to entirely new circumstances. A life aboard starships roaming from planet to planet, permitted to interact with the other humans he's seen only under the watchful eyes of Satin's equally vicious and alien apprentices - and locked away in cargo holds when his poor behavior becomes too much of an inconvenience to discipline.

It would be easier for him to find other outlets for his energy than disobedience; the Sith sees potential in training this one to utilize the Force, whether consciously or not, and hate will serve that purpose just as well as any other passion. He's told him so, of course. That if he simply obeys now he'll be able to grasp power far beyond the boundaries of his once-limited existence. But the man is foolhardy and base in his desires, and sometimes he needs to be reminded.

Which is why he now finds himself slammed onto his back, pressed down by his collar into the lush bed that takes up the majority of the master's quarters on the small Fury interceptor as the Sith straddles him. ]

You're testing my patience.

[ It's not a question, something between threat and observation. He can sense Gunji's intentions. Knows them, perhaps, better than the man does himself. ]

anders | dragon age | ota

[mageapologist]

Dick Grayson | DC Comics

[covert]

Clint Barton | MCU or 616

[weekend_avenger]

[yes, gimme]

Claire Bennet ∞ NBC's Heroes ∞ OTA

[infinite1ups]

( It's an absolute longshot but my kingdom for Sylar. )

[cap_rogers0704]

[Okay with a Steve?]

Lily Barton | Ridiculous MCU OC | for practicallyroyalty but OTA I guess?

[lilybarton]

[Daughter of Natasha Romanoff and Clint Barton, joined SHIELD (in an AU where that whole HYDRA mess never happened). Call sign "Artemis". Did not inherit her father's skill with a bow, but does great with her gun.]

Re: Lily Barton | Ridiculous MCU OC | for practicallyroyalty but OTA I guess?

[practicallyroyalty]

"Get off of me!" She snarls, struggling against her bodyguard's grip. This is ridiculous. Why does she even need a bodyguard anyway? There's no reason for her to have a god damn bodyguard. It's one death threat. And okay, maybe she usually she doesn't mind a bodyguard but does it have to be this bodyguard?

And does this bodyguard have to be so good at catching her when she tries to sneak out?

She pushes against Lily's arms again, but she's no match for a damn SHIELD agent, and she lets her head thump back against the wall, exposing the long line of her throat.

"It's one drink, Lils! Get off me! Let me go!" She twists, trying to throw her bodyguard off, trying to pull away but somehow each twist gets her closer into Lily's space, until she's pressing close, sharing breath with the woman who specifically makes her life miserable.

"God, I hate you."

shirabu kenjiro | hq!!

[selfefface]

((m/m, just about any member of a rival team could qualify as well as goshiki or semi from his own, just ask if you're uncertain))

kunimi akira | hq!!

[kunimeh]

((he's not a hugely hateful kind of guy but karasunos and shiratorizawas can inspire a special kind of resentment, and obviously there's kageyama. i'm wide open to any ideas though!))

carol weston | oc | ota

[sweetaspie]

[ info in journal. rivals/target/taking out frustration all good. ]

[seeyoulaterspacecowboy]

[They get in each other's way as her target ends up with a bounty and he doesn't quite know the extent of what it is? Blaming each other for the target getting away and arguing who should go after it leads to them trying to fuck it out instead of fight it out?]

Maria Hill | MCU | F/M

[standardprocedure]

[Come at her, bros! Castmates preferred. Others negotiable.]

Rufus Shinra | Final Fantasy 7 | M/M

[afterlaborday]

Poe Dameron (AU) • Star Wars • ota

[poeticforce]

[ canon and cross canon welcome. ]

Helen Richardson | The Magnus Archives

[involved]

I can't decide what this would qualify as so let's just call it wildcard

[yellowdoor]

[Michael and Helen can't and shouldn't exist at the same time. But maybe it's lingering bitterness that keeps him alive deep inside their distorted center, hungry and lost and wanting to reach their door.

But now he's the one who's lost, and Helen is in control, so all he can do is wander, a caged rat, slinking along the familiar hallways that no longer twist to his command.]

roy mustang ( fma:b / ota )

[sparking]

lust ( fma:b / ota)

[homunculust]

sam winchester ( spn / ota )

[hollowly]

Harriet Bree | RWBY | OTA

[hare_faster]