notes on the fridge

[madscenes]

NOTES ON THE FRIDGE
You're sharing a space: a home, an office, a Batcave, whatever. But you're busy and your schedules don't quite match up -- but you have plenty of note paper! Time to leave a note (or two)!

instructions:
- comment with your character name & canon in the subject line + if you just want one-on-one interactions (1:1) or you're open to anything (ota)
- in your top level leave a starter note - a shopping list, a reminder, just a comment, whatever you'd like
- others reply to this note!
- you can "edit" notes by copy/pasting them and striking out words, adding doodles, writing over/under, or just add another note!
- if the commenter is ota, jump in on other people's threads! maybe you're all sharing the space as a group or team! please don't jump into threads if they're marked 1:1!
- do you sign the note or leave it anonymous? do you recognise the handwriting?
- have fun!

Comments

[iwasafishonce]

That's different!

Your world has different rules and I want to respect that.

[Can you hear them pouting, Nemuri?]

[love_the_smell]

[ She could, and she was laughing behind the screen of her phone. ]

It's true that I don't expect you to punch cat burglars into orbit.

[iwasafishonce]

A cat burglar is hardly someone to punch into orbit! D:

D: !

D: !!

[love_the_smell]

Don't worry, you can leave the cat burglars to me.

[iwasafishonce]

If they have any problematic Quirks, inform me. Or think it really, really loud. I'll hear it.

Using the power of several of my past lives, I can create a rather sticky slime that restrains movements.

[love_the_smell]

I will.

Oho, an interesting form of restraint.

[ She preferred ropes herself, but slime could be fun too. ]

[iwasafishonce]

Yes. It worked very well on that demon, might I add. Of course, to suit a human target, I would create much, much less.

[Ropes are great, too. But slime made from raw psychic energy is easy.]

[love_the_smell]

I would hope so! I can't imagine swallowing slime would be enjoyable.

[iwasafishonce]

You know, I never bothered to test that.

[Caelestis no.]

But in copious amounts, I imagine a person might risk drowning.

[love_the_smell]

[ Nemuri would normally say Caelestis yes, except it was probably not going to be a nice experience, so she didn't want to recommend it. ]

There are better things to put in one's mouth, I'd imagine.

Hmm. A bit extra for a cat burglar.

[iwasafishonce]

I am sure there are plenty.

[They do it anyway - just a taste, but no swallowing. Then have to drop their phone and find the most astringent drink they can find.]

DO NOT EAT THE SLIME ;n; !

It's so bitterrrrrr

[love_the_smell]

I had expected that...

[ Have the nicest "I told you so" one could ever receive. ]

[iwasafishonce]

[That's okay. They deserve it this time.]

:( :( :(

I am drinking concentrate lemon juice.

I think it is working

Soap would make it worse first, or else I'd use that.

[love_the_smell]

I just Googled it and apparently sugar and fat counteract bitterness. How about scrubbing your tongue with sugar, and then having some ice cream after?

[iwasafishonce]

It's the consistency I'm using the lemon juice for, primarily.

It's very thick - like gelatin that refuses to melt. The acidity is slowly dissolving it. It's like a barrier on my tongue.

But after, I will definitely go all-out on the sweets.




Have also added salt to further draw out the moisture.

Not sure my tongue will ever be the same.

[love_the_smell]

Then I can do nothing more except to wish you luck.

[ Just... Going to quietly shake her head on the other side of the line. ]

[iwasafishonce]

❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎

[For now, they go quiet in order to tame their self-inflicted misery. It's gonna be awhile.]