bakerstreet | ( one line smut prompts! )

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( one line smut prompts! )

( reverse ) one-line smut meme

Silence is golden - words are priceless. So that means dirty talk is incredibly valuable.

( how to play )

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Have fun!

A wizard deeply devoted to justice and order, but also a big headed fun loving type. Also available in his civilian identity, a more reserved and gentle wealthy antiques dealer.

Use of crazy magic shenanigans a plus!

(( ooc: hmu :3 ))

(ooc: Kinks.)

Optional prompts:

1) "Are you going to eye fuck me all night or do something about it?"

2) "Ride me. Slowly."

3) "I bet you'd love it if I stayed on my knees to lick you all night, wouldn't you?"

4) "Sit on my face, won't you?"

"This time, I was thinking... you could use your magic to knock me up for real?"

"Hm?" Ruby paused, blinking in surprise at that request. "Of course. I mean, strictly speaking it's pretty easy... But are you sure that's what you want? I'm pretty rubbish with kids."

As in, she'd sooner vacate the hemisphere than raise one.

Umi nodded. "I won't make you be responsible for anything. I just... don't think I wanna wait any longer."

She was rich. Her friends could help out, too.

"I'll hold you to that," Ruby promised. But after a moment her expression warmed up.

"But if I can be all care, no responsibility... I won't pretend I haven't thought it would be fun to just put a baby in someone."

"I'm very trustworthy, you know." Why it has to be Ruby's baby... Umi isn't sure, but it's better than some anonymous dude, you know?

"See? You even like the sound of it."

Well if it turned out to be a daughter she'd have some very good genes. Magically and in terms of bust measurement.

"I know you are," Ruby said. "So you're really okay with it? Me just knocking you up and that's the end of my involvement?"

Alas, she may inherit Umi's tit genes as well. Which would mean... very little.

But she was set for magic at least.

Umi laughed. Light, a little nervous, and excited. "If that's all you want... then absolutely."

"Oh, who knows what I want. It changes by the day," Ruby admitted. "But there is something sexy about the idea of fucking you just so you catch a kid."

Still, Ruby cast a familiar spell, but changing a few things this time. Enough that the cock that appeared between her legs, already half-hard thanks to her arousal, wouldn't be firing blanks this time.

"Of course there's not much I can do to guarantee I'll knock you up the first time... guess we just have to make sure every cumshot goes in your pussy until you're overflowing."

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"And you'll get to stick around when you want, and bail when you want," Umi decided. She had to be pretty amenable to make this work.

Grinning, she was already unbuttoning her blazer, leaning even closer. "Just keep at it... until you put a baby in me. Even if it takes a few tries. I wanna be pregnant with your baby..."

"Don't worry. We're going to keep trying until it works."

Ruby shivered as she started stripping as well. "God, that shouldn't be so hot. But the idea of doing it just to put a baby in you..." Ruby was completely hard by the time she was finally naked. "I better be careful. Or you'll give me a taste for knocking up any girl who wants it."

"Good thing I love big cocks..." Umi reached down, gently stroking Ruby's cock while she carefully slipped more of her own clothes off.

"As long as I'm first. I wanna have your first baby." Just the thought of it was getting her wet. Of being pregnant, and of doing it a little too young.

"Sorry, I might've gotten carried away. Have I ever admitted I titfuck myself sometimes?" Umi had taken Ruby's this size before though, so she wasn't overly worried.

"Don't worry. You definitely are. I've never fired a live round before," Ruby promised. "And every one I do is going right in your womb."

"No such thing as too big." Yes there is. It's called 'longer than her vagina is deep' even if she'd still absolutely take all of that and more. "...though that might be too much once I really am pregnant."

Umi had her top off, and shivered at Ruby's promise. "Right in there. Until I'm ready to pop..."

"That's the plan," Ruby agreed. "Now come here and warm me up with your mouth. Foreplay doesn't hurt as long as I bust in your pussy, right?"

As Umi got closer, Ruby added, "So how do you want to do this? Just fuck like normal until I knock you up? Or do I bend you over and plow you over and over until cum's running down your legs?"

"Absolutely not..." she agreed, kneeling to start lapping at the underside of Ruby's cock.

"Oh fuck... just fuck me like a sexy little toy, then..." Umi said between licks.

"Alright then. I'll just manhandle you into whatever position my cock feels like until I fuck a baby into my sex doll." She was laying it on thick, but Ruby wet her lips as she said that.

"Take me to the edge where you are, though," she added. "Blow me, stroke me, whatever. I want to have my first nut the moment I put it where it's supposed to go."

"Sounds fun," she said quietly, licking at Ruby's cock, while both hands wrapped around it, stroking her excessive length. How much could she cum, then? How much would she fill Umi up?