noun 1. The fine art of making love to a vagina/vulva with your mouth and tongue.
2. The act of using the mouth to stimulate the female genitalia. This can include sucking or licking the outer and inner areas of the vagina, and most often involves direct stimulation of the clitoris
Some women find cunnilingus to be the most satisfying sexual act. Indeed, a great number of women report that oral sex is the only way they can achieve orgasm. The mouth can create a uniquely intense range of sensations which many find unrivaled. Any woman you learn to do it right for will appreciate you all the more for it.
Going down. Eating out. Muff diving. Eating pussy. Carpet munching. Dining at the Y. Whatever you call it, it's an act that is sometimes misunderstood and very often woefully under-practiced, be it in real life or in porn - or in smut RP.
No longer. This meme is for all your cunnilingus needs, from giving to receiving and from a loving gesture to rough hatesex. The situation is up to you; the act is up to your character's tongue.
HOW TO PLAY
Comment with your character & your preferences. Female characters, be sure to specify whether you're down with giving or receiving, though some preferences will make that obvious. Male characters, just bring your mouth.
Some days it felt like Alex couldn't leave a bar without immediately having to gun down a mob of angry midgets determined to scavenge her body for a "Ribcage Slaughter". Add to that the oppressive heat and the predatory corporations and...well it wasn't THAT much different from home. Just more dust.
Moxxi had been her one point of stability since arriving, and Alex had made a small profit out of doing jobs for the bosom proprietress. She paid well, and didn't try to cannibalize Alex for spare parts.
She was also hot as hell.
And so it was that, at the end of the day, Alex strode confidently back into the Bar to turn in her latest prize. The SkullzgrinderzZz hadn't wanted to part with their fancy eridium weapon, but in the end it didn't really matter what they wanted.
Especially since Moxxi had promised this payout would be a real doozy.
It was always so cute when someone new showed up on the shithole planet Moxxi called home. Pandora was hell, anyone in the galaxy could tell you that, but actually experiencing it was worse than stories and rumor could ever paint it. All those bright-eyed fools coming to the place to find their fortunes and experiencing the horror firsthand were hilarious, but every now and then, one of those diamonds in the rough showed up. The ones that Moxxi took a liking to.
People like Alex. Smart enough to survive, brutal enough to actually do it, high tolerance for the bullshit Pandora threw at her, nice tits, she had all the qualities liked in a gofer. Some fuckers needed shot, some risque photos needed retrieving, and Alex always got the job done. Good girls like her deserved a treat now and again.
"Hey there, honey," Moxxi looked her way with a smile when she walked in her door, "Right on time. Just put out last call." She did it when one of her lookouts spotted Alex rolling into town, as a matter of fact. No horny, drunk freaks watching her have her fun, that'd require quite a few more jobs than this. "You can keep the gun. Consider it half your reward for being so good to me." As for the other half, Moxxi leaning forward and making her cleavage all the more prominent might clue her in.
Well that was a pleasant surprise for sure, nobody with any sense was going to say no to shiny new gun. It wasn't cash but it made...getting.......cash.........
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Alex had never hidden that she was one-hundred percent into every single one of Moxxi's curves, but she was amateur league compared to the kind of seductive might the painted bar tender could throw around. So when the nicest view on all of Pandora (and the galaxy, according to some) sudden;y presented itself, Alex's brain disconnected a bit.
She managed to make it onto a bar stool with only a few stumbles over the steps, the stool, nothing at all, before managing a reply.
Well, that settled whether or not Alex was interested. Moxxi was shrewd enough to catch the glances she'd gotten before from her, but it was always nice to have firm and undeniable evidence that she wanted to smash.
"Uh huh. You've been so good, I think you deserve a little... bonus." Most of the bar's patrons had cleared out by this point, and Moxxi was giving the stragglers the stink eye between flirty looks Alex's way. It wouldn't be long before it was just the two of them.
Just as planned.
"Now, I could give you a fat stack of cash for your troubles, or... maybe I can think of something a little more fun?"
The wink said it all. If Alex really, really wanted, she'd throw in a couple bucks, but come on. Who wanted money more than a night with the hottest bartender in the quadrant?
The words were bouncing around Alex's mind like a pair of...things. That bounce, and are pleasant to look at. She set the gun down on the bar between them, only now noticing that they were all alone. Back home that would have been a cue to pick UP the gun, but it seemed unlikely Moxxi was angling for a kill here...
...and let's be honest, if she was? She'd get it.
"I like fun" Alex piped up, then closed her eyes for a moment as the banality of the response washed over her. "Hey can I get a do-over from the door? I swear I'm normally less of a dumbass."
She liked to consider herself good at "The Sexing", but Alex's flirting was amateur at best, criminally bad at worst.
"Sugar," Moxxi told her bluntly once the last of her patrons had walked out the door, "Do you really think I give a fuck about a couple flubbed attempts at flirting?"
One more saucy wink, and Moxxi got up to slowly walk out from the behind the bar, swaying her hips the whole time, to go on over and lock the saloon's front door. In all fairness, this was a setup she'd used a couple times before to get someone in a compromised position so she could put a bullet in their head, but this time?
This time, Moxxi reached up and tugged the top of her dress down.
"If you really want to start from the beginning, go ahead. Or, you can hop up on that counter, lose the pants, and let me show you just how... very... appreciative... I really am."
Well when someone put it like that, there was really only one option. Just watching Moxxi walk to the door was enough to get Alex's motor running, and once the top of her dress came down...well that was that really.
Boots had to come off first, right. Drawback of thigh-highs was they took a little struggling to get off in situations like this...made her legs look dynamite though. Shorts next, panties at the same time, who needs 'em?
Ugh she'd been fighting not long ago, hopefully Moxxi didn't mind a little dust and sweat...maybe a little prettying up?
Alex quickly reached out to let her hair out of it's tail, a cascade of coppery red locks around her neck and shoulders. And with that she leaned back against the bar and gave her best "Come hither" look.
Smart girl. When Moxxi told someone she was going to go down on them, she liked when they didn't bother with disbelief or asking stupid questions. By the time she walked back over to the counter, deliberately making her bared breasts jiggle with every step, Alex had all that pesky clothing off and out of the way. The hair falling all over, that was a nice touch, too.
"Looking good, sugar."
Moxxi was born and raised on Pandora. A little sweat didn't bother her in the least, she didn't miss a beat in kneeling down behind her counter, leaning right in, and licking Alex's inner thigh.
"When's the last time you got some action? Been a while, or you fuck as much as you fight?"
If Moxxi had been able to read Alex's mind it would have answered the question easily enough: Most of the people actively looking to get laid on this dustball were not the kind of people she chased. Not that there weren't lookers, glowing tattoo's was something Alex didn't know she wanted until she'd seen them.
So sh couldn't really hold a gasp in when Moxxi's tongue touched the skin of her thigh, teeth sinking into her bottom lip. "It's been a while." Came the sheepish admittance.
"You poor thing." Pandora wasn't entirely psychopaths and monsters, but... it was close enough. Moxxi knew the pain of not having anyone worth fooling around with, Alex was overdue to get herself some. No need to rush it, though: Moxxi kept things nice and cool as she went on, keeping with licking the woman's thighs as she slowly zeroed in toward the sweet spot right between her legs.
"You do a good job keeping me happy, and this doesn't have to be a one time thing. Keep that in mind, sugar."
"Nnnn...that sounds like a like a really good idea." Alex nodded, one hand slipping almost on automatic to stroke through Moxxi's hair.
Really it had been too long and if there was a chance to have a semi-regular thing with the most beautiful woman on Pandora? That was the kind of arrangement Alex was all-too-happy to go all-in on.
She'd need to work on the flirting though, that was embarrassing.
"Thought you might think that way." That was a good touch right there, Moxxi like. She'd encourage Alex with words to keep stroking her, and even more so to heap on the praise, but there were much more fun and messy ways to go about showing her appreciation.
Ways like licking up one side of Alex's vulva, down the other, then dragging her tongue achingly slow right up the middle of her pussy, from taint to clit, which was just what Moxxi did. Then, she pursed her lips around that little bud of pleasure and gave it a kiss, about the closest thing to a good, hard suck she could manage with something so small.
Maybe that would seal the deal for getting her a new favorite gofer. If not... well, she still had quite a few tricks up those poofy sleeves.
"AhhHHH!" Was the gasp that escaped Alex's lips at Moxxi's kiss, her fingers tightening slightly as they slid through the other woman's dark curls. She wasn't holding on for dear life just yet, though there was the distinct possibility of that happening.
Complimenting a lover on their technique was a pretty thorny business. 'You're really good at this' flew with some people and bombed heavily with several others. Still Alex liked to make sure her partner knew they were doing a good job. "So good!"
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Some days it felt like Alex couldn't leave a bar without immediately having to gun down a mob of angry midgets determined to scavenge her body for a "Ribcage Slaughter". Add to that the oppressive heat and the predatory corporations and...well it wasn't THAT much different from home. Just more dust.
Moxxi had been her one point of stability since arriving, and Alex had made a small profit out of doing jobs for the bosom proprietress. She paid well, and didn't try to cannibalize Alex for spare parts.
She was also hot as hell.
And so it was that, at the end of the day, Alex strode confidently back into the Bar to turn in her latest prize. The SkullzgrinderzZz hadn't wanted to part with their fancy eridium weapon, but in the end it didn't really matter what they wanted.
Especially since Moxxi had promised this payout would be a real doozy.
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People like Alex. Smart enough to survive, brutal enough to actually do it, high tolerance for the bullshit Pandora threw at her, nice tits, she had all the qualities liked in a gofer. Some fuckers needed shot, some risque photos needed retrieving, and Alex always got the job done. Good girls like her deserved a treat now and again.
"Hey there, honey," Moxxi looked her way with a smile when she walked in her door, "Right on time. Just put out last call." She did it when one of her lookouts spotted Alex rolling into town, as a matter of fact. No horny, drunk freaks watching her have her fun, that'd require quite a few more jobs than this. "You can keep the gun. Consider it half your reward for being so good to me." As for the other half, Moxxi leaning forward and making her cleavage all the more prominent might clue her in.
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Alex had never hidden that she was one-hundred percent into every single one of Moxxi's curves, but she was amateur league compared to the kind of seductive might the painted bar tender could throw around. So when the nicest view on all of Pandora (and the galaxy, according to some) sudden;y presented itself, Alex's brain disconnected a bit.
She managed to make it onto a bar stool with only a few stumbles over the steps, the stool, nothing at all, before managing a reply.
"H-Half?"
Smooth Alexandra. Real Smooth.
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"Uh huh. You've been so good, I think you deserve a little... bonus." Most of the bar's patrons had cleared out by this point, and Moxxi was giving the stragglers the stink eye between flirty looks Alex's way. It wouldn't be long before it was just the two of them.
Just as planned.
"Now, I could give you a fat stack of cash for your troubles, or... maybe I can think of something a little more fun?"
The wink said it all. If Alex really, really wanted, she'd throw in a couple bucks, but come on. Who wanted money more than a night with the hottest bartender in the quadrant?
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The words were bouncing around Alex's mind like a pair of...things. That bounce, and are pleasant to look at. She set the gun down on the bar between them, only now noticing that they were all alone. Back home that would have been a cue to pick UP the gun, but it seemed unlikely Moxxi was angling for a kill here...
...and let's be honest, if she was? She'd get it.
"I like fun" Alex piped up, then closed her eyes for a moment as the banality of the response washed over her. "Hey can I get a do-over from the door? I swear I'm normally less of a dumbass."
She liked to consider herself good at "The Sexing", but Alex's flirting was amateur at best, criminally bad at worst.
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One more saucy wink, and Moxxi got up to slowly walk out from the behind the bar, swaying her hips the whole time, to go on over and lock the saloon's front door. In all fairness, this was a setup she'd used a couple times before to get someone in a compromised position so she could put a bullet in their head, but this time?
This time, Moxxi reached up and tugged the top of her dress down.
"If you really want to start from the beginning, go ahead. Or, you can hop up on that counter, lose the pants, and let me show you just how... very... appreciative... I really am."
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Boots had to come off first, right. Drawback of thigh-highs was they took a little struggling to get off in situations like this...made her legs look dynamite though. Shorts next, panties at the same time, who needs 'em?
Ugh she'd been fighting not long ago, hopefully Moxxi didn't mind a little dust and sweat...maybe a little prettying up?
Alex quickly reached out to let her hair out of it's tail, a cascade of coppery red locks around her neck and shoulders. And with that she leaned back against the bar and gave her best "Come hither" look.
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"Looking good, sugar."
Moxxi was born and raised on Pandora. A little sweat didn't bother her in the least, she didn't miss a beat in kneeling down behind her counter, leaning right in, and licking Alex's inner thigh.
"When's the last time you got some action? Been a while, or you fuck as much as you fight?"
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So sh couldn't really hold a gasp in when Moxxi's tongue touched the skin of her thigh, teeth sinking into her bottom lip. "It's been a while." Came the sheepish admittance.
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"You do a good job keeping me happy, and this doesn't have to be a one time thing. Keep that in mind, sugar."
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Really it had been too long and if there was a chance to have a semi-regular thing with the most beautiful woman on Pandora? That was the kind of arrangement Alex was all-too-happy to go all-in on.
She'd need to work on the flirting though, that was embarrassing.
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Ways like licking up one side of Alex's vulva, down the other, then dragging her tongue achingly slow right up the middle of her pussy, from taint to clit, which was just what Moxxi did. Then, she pursed her lips around that little bud of pleasure and gave it a kiss, about the closest thing to a good, hard suck she could manage with something so small.
Maybe that would seal the deal for getting her a new favorite gofer. If not... well, she still had quite a few tricks up those poofy sleeves.
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Complimenting a lover on their technique was a pretty thorny business. 'You're really good at this' flew with some people and bombed heavily with several others. Still Alex liked to make sure her partner knew they were doing a good job. "So good!"
Close enough.