For some reason the text adventure formatting just felt right.

[followedbylemmings]

The...Tied Up In A Random Rowboat Meme, I guess.

You are in a BOAT.

You are possibly cold. Probably wet. Maybe naked? (If you are naked warn us before innocent small children click on your thread and get NSFW textual descriptions of your bits; nobody likes a surprise penis.) Probably really confused as the last thing you remember...probably ain't a rowboat. You're also bound somehow.

Exits are North, East, South, West, and depending on how solidly you're bound you might not want to make a jump for it. But maybe the pool of water is only an inch deep and your legs are free? It's your call.

What now?

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Luke Triton | Professor Layton

[hintcoinplz]

[icythroughme]

[Wriggle...wriggle...wriggle...oh right, this isn't a Pokeball.]

Hey... [Uh.] ...kid.

[Who's tied? Are they both tied, maybe? Or one of them? IDK.]

Piers Nivans | Resident Evil | OTA

[apositive]

[sixthanimorph]

... oh, man...

[ He can't remember much, not yet. Everything's an aching, throbbing blur. For a fleeting moment, he thinks maybe he's back at his place, that he just stayed up too late or something.

Then he tries to move his hands. ]

What the hell?!

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[edgar_roni]

[andrarrrgynous]

This isn't my fault.

[Just because she decided to pick a fight with that other pirate gang back in the pub had nothing to do with them getting stripped of everything they were worth(besides their clothes, thankfully) and left to drift out to sea on a rowboat.]

Setzer Gabbiani | Final Fantasy VI

[temptsfate]

[The best/worst part is that this is plausible as the result of some hand gone wrong.]

[leavemealonenomura]

[Or a botched attempt to throw a match.]

There's only room for one in here.

[ooeeooahah]

Kara Zor-El (Supergirl) | DC

[maidofsteel]

[oracle_knows]

Barbara came round after Supergirl, and once she'd started to gather herself she noted with amusement that although her utility belt was missing her cowl hadn't been touched and she still had gloves and boots on. She was therefore hardly unarmed. But the knots felt decent and the blindfold meant she couldn't see (although did know she was floating). "Hello?"

Masaomi Kida | Durarara!!

[generalflirt]

[totallysane]

[His clothes are soaked. His hair is soaked. His cell phone is probably ruined. And he's on a boat. Tied up.

This is just not a good day.

Yet somehow, Mikado's got this strange feeling that it's really not any weirder than anything else that's happened to him since he left home.]

Uh, Masaomi, how much can you move?

Kíli | The Hobbit

[secondinline]

[ because barrels weren't bad enough? ]

[drivenblades]

[Nah, you gotta be tied to a dead guy in a boat. Draven shifts, just waking up, which worries him. The dead don't sleep. The two of them drift, no land in sight, and the sun casts harsh red on the water. Draven jerks.]

Someone stole my blades.

[The many, many there'd been at his waist. The daggers slung along his chest. Yet the broken blades piercing his trapezius and arms remain, little help as they are...no, the bindings...why he couldn't remember...what fool...]

Isaac Lahey | Teen Wolf

[buriesthebones]

Sebastian Michaelis // Kuroshitsuji \\ ota

[his_butler]

Bilbo Baggins || The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings || OTA

[took_curious]

Re: Tied up in a barrel, ok?

[sonof_thrain]

Mister Baggins. How did we end up in this predicament? [He tried to wriggle from his bonds.]

Daisuke Jigen | Lupin the 3rd | OTA

[357magnum]

Dextera | Baroque | OTA

[requiemofsin]

Black Dainn | Boktai | OTA

[notrueself]

[how exactly someone managed to tie up a shadow-vampire is beyond him.]

Smile | .flow | OTA

[dontforgettosmile]

Ori / The Hobbit

[fluteplaying]

[Replace BOAT with BARRELL and Ori's situation is summed up quite nicely. Somehow he's gotten lost from where he was supposed to be going.

Also he thought this was a river, not a lake.



And yes, it is cold.]

sure let's go with barrels. ALSO HELLO KINSMAN

[secondinline]

[ It seems Ori is not the only dwarf that got separated from the party. Kíli pokes his head out of his barrel to find that the barrel is attached to...not the one belonging to his brother, but another of their band. He recognises the hood, and calls out. ]

Ori! Are you awake in there?

Kotetsu T. Kaburagi | Tiger and Bunny

[earnedmystripes]

[Tied up in his underwear in a rowboat in the middle of the sea...these are the days in which one really wonders about their life and choices career.

...

At least this isn't being televised.]

ahh hope this is okay o/

[showmeyourwreath]

_{[Also tied up in her underwear because mun believes in equal opportunity n_nb, and starting to come to.]}

Hnn...

Ryuugamine Mikado | Durarara!! | OTA

[totallysane]

[Watch while he tries to decide if this is terrifying or exciting, I guess.]

Flora | The Winx Club | OTA

[showmeyourwreath]

[divine_streak]

Nnnnnh....

[And Flynn is just now coming to after being knocked out, not realizing he's currently in his casual clothes rather than his armor and that he's also been tied up.]

(OOC: Up to you whether Flora is tied as well.)

Rose Lalonde | Homestuck

[thorny]

Thorin Oakenshield | The Hobbit | OTA

[sonof_thrain]

[...]

Rachel Caustello | OC

[thecutdiamond]

She wakes up and knows instantly she's not in her bed. It wouldn't be an unusual thing in its own right-- she ends up in Edgar's bed and the other two's often enough anyways.

Except she's blindfolded and she feels the bite of rope around her wrists and she could have sworn that she'd gotten away from Shea's hold, but maybe all of that and the good things that followed it were just some kind of wonderful (terrible now, now that it may not be real) dream.

So she'll be straining against the bonds around her wrists, breathing starting to speed up just slightly.

Her voice calls tentatively at the darkness, much though she fears the response, "...Hello?"

[ofthelions]

Everything is very far away. Sound, sensation; everything is on the other side of a wall of something he's struggling to break through. Feels almost like painkillers, but the fog is thicker.

It would be so easy to just give in, fall back into the haze. So easy to sleep.

Except he thinks he hears Rachel's voice.

"...nn." Fighting against the haze is hard. He can't focus. Can't see. Can't move his arms. "'s... Ray...?"

Saruhiko Fushimi • K

[doubledeal]

Sherry Birkin ☣ Resident Evil (17yo au)

[mini_wesker]

[minitreiver]

Eliot groaned quietly as he woke. The first thing he noticed was he was cold. The second was that his head was hanging almost upside-down and it must've been for a while because he was getting a neck ache from it. The third was that most of him seemed to be suspended in midair somehow. He felt some kind of board under his hands, his shoulders, his hips, and his calves but the rest of him just kind of... hung there.

He tried to roll over and curl up to maybe get warm. That was when he felt the ropes around his wrists and ankles. His eyes shot open and he looked around him. "Who are you? Where am I?" he tried to ask but all that came out was a muffled whine. Damn it, how had he not noticed the fabric in his mouth until now?

Titus Alexius | closed

[overexcitable]

[ he doesn't even remember falling asleep.

And everything is rocking like crazy and although he doesn't know exactly where this is (some sort of beast's room? Or an illusion on his senses?) he knows that he doesn't like it. ]

[hissyfits]

[ At least part of that rocking or actually most of it is being caused by a guy directly behind Titus. Tied to him, to make things worse. Having woken only a few seconds earlier, he seems to be in a panic. ]

You're kidding me--!!

[ He yelps with a violent jerk. And if Titus is awake enough, he'll recognize that it's a familiar voice. It's his... kind-of friend, Sphintus. ]

Where the hell am I--!? Heeeeeelp!!!