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One who admires you greatly is hidden before your eyes.
...well, yeah, that pretty much describes the last four months of my life.
...well, yeah, that pretty much describes the last four months of my life.
You don't need the answers to all of life's questions. Just ask your father what to do.
Yeah. How about never.
You could ask and do the opposite.
"Don't take yourself so seriously, no one else does"
[ He's. actually laughing so hard at this. ]
[ He's. actually laughing so hard at this. ]
In this life it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich.
Ha, I must be coming into a fortune any day now!
Ha, I must be coming into a fortune any day now!
Don't worry, the fortune will be taken away soon enough.
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
What.... the fuck is this cookie threatening me?
What.... the fuck is this cookie threatening me?
Maybe it's telling you that you're far too young to have a filthy mouth like that.
OPTION 1:
[ The love of your life is stepping into your planet this summer. ]
My planet? What does this even mean?
OPTION 2:
[ The secret of staying young is good health and lying about your age. ]
...
[ The love of your life is stepping into your planet this summer. ]
My planet? What does this even mean?
OPTION 2:
[ The secret of staying young is good health and lying about your age. ]
...
Maybe it's saying your love is "out of this world"
Be calm when confronting an emergency crisis.
I...try to be? Generally speaking? Depends on the emergency crisis.
I...try to be? Generally speaking? Depends on the emergency crisis.
What? It's a rip off, look at mine:
Being alone and being lonely are two different things.
Being alone and being lonely are two different things.
You are thinking about doing something. Don't do it, it won't help anything.
How did it know....
How did it know....
Well get you, Miss Mary Sunshine. Is raining on your own parade a regular event?
Nature vs. nurture...
It's tricky, and I don't think it's as clear cut as that.
It's tricky, and I don't think it's as clear cut as that.
[ Schadenfreude was rearing its ugly head.
Nemuri tried hard not to laugh, though. Because that was just really sad. ]
You're holding it, though. Would they really be so cruel and put two pieces of paper in the cookie?
Nemuri tried hard not to laugh, though. Because that was just really sad. ]
You're holding it, though. Would they really be so cruel and put two pieces of paper in the cookie?
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2020-08-13 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
How can you have a beutiful ending without making beautiful mistakes.
[They're just... going to pull a pen out of their pocket and correct that typo first, followed by the grammar. And then start drawing in the margins. Grumble. How does one get the same word wrong and right??]
[They're just... going to pull a pen out of their pocket and correct that typo first, followed by the grammar. And then start drawing in the margins. Grumble. How does one get the same word wrong and right??]
Edited 2020-08-13 03:35 (UTC)
"Those who walk in other's tracks leave no footprints."
Well. I'll be out in front soon, it's just taking a little longer than I thought.
Well. I'll be out in front soon, it's just taking a little longer than I thought.
"Stop searching for happiness. You're a lost cause"
[ GAAASP ]
How DARE you!
[ GAAASP ]
How DARE you!
Hahahaaa! Looks like you've got a real shitty one!
1.
"Pick a path with heart. Well, that's the biggest load of horseshit I've ever read."
2.
"You can open doors with your charm and patience. Could also just use my fucking hand?"
3.
"Ask a friend to join you on your next voyage. Wait...'S something gonna happen? Is a cookie really telling me not to be a lone wolf right now?"
"Pick a path with heart. Well, that's the biggest load of horseshit I've ever read."
2.
"You can open doors with your charm and patience. Could also just use my fucking hand?"
3.
"Ask a friend to join you on your next voyage. Wait...'S something gonna happen? Is a cookie really telling me not to be a lone wolf right now?"
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You will be rewarded for being a good listener in the next week.
Sigh. I truly hate therapy work.
Sigh. I truly hate therapy work.
Edited 2020-08-13 03:55 (UTC)
Hmmm indeed.
[ Don't mind Braska over here being nosy and looking over his shoulder. ]
[ Don't mind Braska over here being nosy and looking over his shoulder. ]
C'mon, in our line of work? We call that 'Thursday.'
But I promise if it's all downhill I'll buy you a burger and a shake after to sooth the many dents to body and ego the day will bring. Deal?
But I promise if it's all downhill I'll buy you a burger and a shake after to sooth the many dents to body and ego the day will bring. Deal?
If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
That's...actually a little comforting.
That's...actually a little comforting.
{Option 1}
"Do what you want, when you want, and you will be rewarded."
Seriously? The last time I did that, I got punched in the face.
[And the thing he really wants to do is off limits. Where's his reward for obeying the rules?]
{Option 2}
"Accept something that you cannot change, and you will feel better."
Damn. This cookie sounds like my dad.
[Or Leah, jut politer about it.]
{Option 3}
"Word to the wise: Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn."
Phhht-!
[He's just gonna laugh at this one.]
"Do what you want, when you want, and you will be rewarded."
Seriously? The last time I did that, I got punched in the face.
[And the thing he really wants to do is off limits. Where's his reward for obeying the rules?]
{Option 2}
"Accept something that you cannot change, and you will feel better."
Damn. This cookie sounds like my dad.
[Or Leah, jut politer about it.]
{Option 3}
"Word to the wise: Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn."
Phhht-!
[He's just gonna laugh at this one.]
Sounds like you just weren't strong enough to go through with it then.
[Because he's greedy, clearly he had to go for 3~]
1. The leader seeks to communicate his vision to his followers.
2. Life is too short to hold grudges.
Well, would you look at that~ Two fortunes about our fearless leader... Though, I must say, his communication skills leave a lot to be desired.
3. You are a lover of words; One day you will write a book.
I certainly did, but it would have been a travesty to stop at one... for my beloved readers surely would have mourned the loss of such awe-inspiring genius~!
1. The leader seeks to communicate his vision to his followers.
2. Life is too short to hold grudges.
Well, would you look at that~ Two fortunes about our fearless leader... Though, I must say, his communication skills leave a lot to be desired.
3. You are a lover of words; One day you will write a book.
I certainly did, but it would have been a travesty to stop at one... for my beloved readers surely would have mourned the loss of such awe-inspiring genius~!
Edited 2020-08-13 04:41 (UTC)
It seems Sensei has found the holy grail of fortunes.
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[ They lean over to peer at the fortune, and there's a pulled grimace behind the mask. Thankfully, nobody can see it.
Instead, they shrug helplessly, almost apologetically, and extend their hand, palm up, to display their own (ironic, for a nonverbal person) little piece of paper.
Your tongue is your ambassador.
They might not talk, but they make a noise that is somewhere between a dismissive scoff and disgust. ]
Instead, they shrug helplessly, almost apologetically, and extend their hand, palm up, to display their own (ironic, for a nonverbal person) little piece of paper.
Your tongue is your ambassador.
They might not talk, but they make a noise that is somewhere between a dismissive scoff and disgust. ]
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I don't think it works like that, lady.
[Obviously.]
[Obviously.]
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