this is my emotional support sext.

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[dreamtheft]

you the only one there?

[enchains]

That depends, is company the only thing between me and a charge for felony or indecency?

[dreamtheft]

you say it like that's what's going to happen.

[enchains]

I say that like I know you. Every part of you.

Ten minutes. Yes.

[dreamtheft]

i'm going to be there in 2

[enchains]

No one asked you.

And there's no way. If you're coming down main, left into Collinston Rd, left on Amershire, straight all Wyndham, you need at least 25 minutes.

Even cutting down Quarry won't get you faster than 20 minutes.

There's no way, from the Barns. That's physically impossible, and I'm not busting my back piecing together your old girl, when she's down because of what you put her through.

[dreamtheft]

no one said i was at the barns.
this can actually happen
you know, if you wanted

[ He's stopped at a light. All he has to do is make a sharp turn. ]

[enchains]

You're driving all the way down from whatever hell hole spawned you, to chill out for 8 minutes.

Lynch, the waste of gas. The Blue-damned environmental impact.