swiper no swiping

[fruitsock]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Comments

Lambert || The Witcher 3 || OTA

[pricklywolf]

Lambert (?) I hunt for a living and fish for fun. Let's grab a drink.

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aaand swipe right

[allbite]

[ Should Lambert match with "Frühling," he'd see pictures of a tall dark-haired woman with an ice blue eye. Her figure is cutting in a pinstripe pantsuit and other two-piece assortments, but there's a weapon resembling a sword at her side. Another picture shows her sitting in the background, blurred, while an etched glass of whiskey and red rope are in focused. Intrigued? There's a message. ]

What do you hunt, Lambert?

Ushijima Wakatoshi | HQ!! | OTA

[leftwinger]

Ushijima Wakatoshi (18+) I like volleyball and Hayashi rice.

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[OOC; Can be pre- or post-timeskip!]

Dylas | Rune Factory | M/M

[sullenstallion]

dylas (▒▓▒░) i'm a waiter during the week, but i'm a hooker on the weekends. pro angler and undefeated master baiter. serious challengers only.

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[ ooc: Dylas has mistaken this for a fishing meet-up app; also, the age part of his bio is supposed to look glitched, he's in the "looks 20+, actually spent like a thousand years as a feral monster unicorn" club as, you know, video game characters often are. ]

[mcfife]

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Sorry, I’m not much into fishing. [Maybe he’s just as confused as Dylas?]

Kiyoharu Hyoudou | Ballroom e Youkoso | OTA

[yawner]

Kiyoharu Hyoudou (16) Japan's #1 (amateur) ballroom dancer, all styles. I plan to go pro someday. Very busy and tired. I travel a lot so I'm not really interested in something too serious. Я могу говорить по-японски и по-русски.

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[kunimeh]

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[Pretty dude who needs sleep looking for casual thing? It's like this profile was made for him]

kunimi akira | hq!!

[kunimeh]

Kunimi Akira (16) i play volleyball eat candy and nap, hmu for a sweet salty sleepy good time

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shirabu kenjiro | hq!!

[selfefface]

Shirabu Kenjiro (17) I have my doubts that anything said here ever influences someone's choice of swipe direction.

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[hordescum]

CATRA (19) dont take me to the beach on our first date. ladies only.

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[heartblossom]

What's wrong with the beach?

Jareth | Labyrinth | OTA

[fates_illusion]

Jareth (???) I move the stars for no one, but I do enjoy dancing. Looking for my queen.

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[love_the_smell]

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[ Swiping right specifically to ask: ]

What does that even mean? Who even expects you to move the stars?

jill valentine | resident evil | m/f, ota gen

[torsion]

Jill Valentine (35) Profile pics: 01 - 02 - 03. I like to shoot the shit literally and figuratively. Looking for a guy in the military or something similar that won't mind a busy work schedule. Message me to grab some burgers or hit the gym some time!

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[dino_boned]

Ok, I'm not in the military but I'd like to grab burgers with you and possibly work out some time. That I can do.

[Since this guy does work out even if he is a huge science geek.]

skekSa the Mariner | The Dark Crystal

[silverseamariner]

skekSa the Mariner (Almost 1000) Skeksis Lord of the Silver Sea. Wishes for a companion on long journeys. Likes sea shanties, sailing, swordfighting. If you like adventure, hit me up. Not fussy about species. Sea legs required.

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[tr1ckortreat]

I would say you are quite a handsome avian with that blue plumage you keep in pristine condition.

[Loki had always found skekSa to be a beautiful creature since their first meeting.]

Loki | mcu | ota

[tr1ckortreat]

Loki, Prince of Asgard. (It's rude to ask someone's age) Immortal god. Devilishly handsome. Trickster. Good with knives and magic. Ultimate badass in leather.

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[suicideprototype]

It feels a little unfair when an immortal brags about their skills. After all, you've had all the time in the world to get good, haven't you?

Xemnu the Titan | Marvel

[titanicallycuddly]

XEMNU (CENTURIES!) I, the original Hulk, am a grand conquerer of worlds and master of all I survey! Such greatness breeds loneliness! As does being the last of ones kind! Those whose taste is truly divine, seek me out! Perhaps you may be the queen to rule a cosmic empire beside mighty XEMNU! MUST NOT MIND HIRSUTENESS I'M NOT SHAVING FOR ANYONE

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[moonbunnyusako]

Message: You look cuddly. Do you enjoy cuddles?

esther greenwood | the bell jar | ota

[higginbottom]

Esther (20) Writer. Looking for someone who's larger than life, like someone I'd read about in a novel.

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[tr1ckortreat]

[This guy would make a good read. Suspense, action, scandal. He's got it all and an interesting history too.]

Larger than life, hm? Well, how about a god? I would say that I'm most definitely more than your average mortal man. There are no others like me.

ben solo || star wars || ota

[in_the_grey]

[Someone may or may not be trolling him ... ]

Ben Solo (30) Understanding. Gentle. Tall.

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Eleazar Kallig (Darth Occlus) | Star Wars the Old Republic | m/m

[occlus]

Eleazar Kallig (28) Dark Lord of the Sith and all around rich bitch. Always dreadfully bored. If you're a snore, a snooze, a drab, dull, stick in the mud- don't even bother, honey, because I'm already asleep just thinking about it.

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aoi mukou | totono | ota

[yabaleys]

Aoi Characters depicted in this game are 18 years of age or older Boop...boop...boop... Aoi is low on battery. Let's get zappy?

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[mayitlastforeve]

...zappy?

[ This feels familiar. ]

Aramat Drawdes | Alabaster | OTA

[madame_nerium]

ARAMAT DRAWDES (38) A lady of certain age looking for a gentleman (or another lady) to spend some time with. Must not be squeamish to corpses and/or blood. Also not minding a bit of code to follow while courting me.

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Isolde, Lilith, Rosalie | OC | OTA

[puppet_mistressofhell]

ISOLDE (and many other names) (Older than you) On the lookout for interesting people to spend time with. I like to study paganism (or witchcraft or devil-worship for the ignorant), and I have a fondness for personal aesthetics (some people call that 'high maintenance and utter vanity, I call it caring for my body and how it looks), and I get bored easily so I change my look a lot. Do not swipe left if you don't wish to deal with any of these things.

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Aphelios | League of Legends | m/m

[lunariweapon]

Aphelios (22) My sister bugged me into making this. I like guns and star gazing. Knowing how to sign or at least understand it is a plus as I'm mute. No Solari please.

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Young!Genkai | Yu Yu Hakusho | OTA for general stuff, (mostly) M/F for Romance

[youthful_psymaster]

GENKAI (24) (An actual) psychic, martial artist, really into the outdoors and games.

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Oscar | Lupin The 3rd | OTA

[riveres]

OSCAR (22) On m'a dit de me connecter à cette application de rencontres. En fait, je n'ai aucun intérêt à sortir avec les gens, ni même à parler aux gens. C'est plutôt ... difficile à faire pour moi. But... if you still feel like talking to me despite that, I like chess, cats, and taking in various kinds of culture. I'm not really into... 'hooking-up'. Sorry.

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akemi morishita | original | m/m

[cupidite]

akemi (18) not looking for anything serious but if yr loaded we can work smth out. also i need people to play mario party with me

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[backlogged]

I've got enough to get by.

is mario party a code word or

Puck/Robin Goodfellow | A Midsummer Night's Dream | OTA

[gentle_puck]

Robin Goodfellow (404 File not found) Always looking for something new; never too tired to dance. Come wander with me.

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swipe right!

[crepo]

I think you broke the age field.

Eda | Black Lagoon | OTA

[17l]

EDA (32 or so) Not looking for anything too serious. Must be able to hold their liquor and their guns. Men (or women) into quietness and quiet bitches need not apply.

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Rachel Berry | Glee

[myparade]

RACHEL BARBARA BERRY (20) Yes, it's broadway's Rachel Berry. Star of Funny Girl. Show-choir National Champion. Hold your applause.💁‍♀️

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[namedroppings]

[ on some Raya-esque app for the famous and/or wealthy ]

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