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beans, beans

the musical fruit

the more you eat

the more you toot

the more you toot

the better you feel

so eat your beans

with every meal

The Fart Factory is the world's premier culinary destination for those who are sick of being asked not to pass gas. Taco Bells as far as the eye can see, buffets full of beans and chili, vegetables and fruits galore, and soda fountains that seem endless. All sorts of amazing food with one side effect - pooting. But there's no poot-shaming in the Fart Factory: farting is a sign of respect, not of grossness.

Are you the Fart Maestro, the person behind all of this, a cavalcade of food and smell and noise? Are you one of the the Fart Factory's resident Fartisans, making sure all of the food and drink is restocked to everyone's delight? Are you a Fartist, someone who mixes the appropriate foods to show off their unique talents? Or are you just visiting the Fart Factory, a tourist to this magical place?

Regardless of who you are, enjoy your stay at the Fart Factory!