A... positive bitcher? Is that even possible? And I don't go crazy with anything. I don't think. Others might disagree.

[Yep. That wine is definitely hitting now... her logic and reading of the messages are getting, shall we say, creative at best?]

I appear to have underestimated the risk of permanent injury, haven't I? It's not a good plan. But it's certainly a plan.

But it doesn't mean it IS stupid either. Ha! See, I can use logic too.