college is difficult, but rp memes are not

[anon_jigen]

THE REALISTIC COLLEGE AU

I. living conditions
01. my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor
02. all our friends are drunk
03. we live in halls opposite one another and i keep seeing you change in the window please close your blinds
04. you’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs
05. you’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry
06. clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party
07. you peed on my car. you were drunk. I was in the car. there will be hell to pay.
08. my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me
09. sorry my roommate puked on your shoes
10. my roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire

II. chance meeting
01. it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here
02. waiting outside for pizza to be delivered but both of ours is super late
03. I know I keep coming to this [cookie/coffee/etc.] shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need this for my sanity
04. I found your USB drive still in the computer (and potentially regret finding out what's on it)
05. you decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf
06. your school mailbox is right next to mine
07. what do you mean we’re under a tornado warning?

III. campus community
01. I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat
02. it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost
03. we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for
04. humans vs zombies, all bets are off, friendships mean nothing
05. I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria
06. we’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances
07. what are you doing at this table at the career fair
08. I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall
09. my computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center
10. we’re both on athletic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit
11. you’re part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance

IV. credit hour woes
01. hey I have to [photograph/draw blood/film/insert major here] someone for class, will you be my guinea pig
02. we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful
03. group project
04. both of us turned up to the wrong room for this lecture and neither of us know where it's supposed to be
05. we’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class
06. wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?
07. waiting for office hours
08. we started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop
09. vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room

V. limited resources
01. you keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class
02. you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole
03. you're the only person in the room when i break the printer and i'm panicking (so don't be a dick about it please)
04. neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building
05. this awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals
06. you keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows
07. I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today
08. you’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline
09. we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill
10. can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash
scenarios taken from this post on tumblr. meme taken from here.

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Jin Ling | The Untamed

[jinlingers]

[radishgrown]

[OOC: Do you have any preferences?]

Lan Jingyi | The Untamed

[unlanlike]

[zizhen]

[OOC: Any preferences?]

Wen Ning | The Untamed

[wenningit]

ootori kyoya | ouran | ota

[laterising]

[happy to go western or eastern for him; will default to boston or tokyo.]

<3

[totheright]

[ it's night 2 of finals week, kyouya, and you're getting a fierce rapping on your apartment door at 11pm. kaoru had been studying in library for hours, but he'd gotten sucked into a particularly interesting design for one of his classes and hadn't exactly noticed how late it had gotten. and then the situation in the library had gotten... well, untenable. ]

There's ghosts in the library. So I'm studying here now. [ this is the greeting kyouya is going to get when he opens the door. and kaoru will proceed to try to push past him into his room with a smile. look at how many books he's carrying! who could say no to this studious angel? ]

annie edison | community | ota

[disneyeyes]

Hawkeye Pierce | M*A*S*H | OTA

[benjaminfranklin]

Spot Conlon | Newsies | OTA

[brooklynishere]

kate fuller † from dusk till dawn

[crucifixes]

James Watson | Sanctuary | ota

[fortwolifetimes]

[[Modern college AU The Five is my guilty pleasure, let's do this. They probably haven't actually blown up any labs on campus but there was at least one close call.]]

Magdalene Siel | Original | OTA

[thiswitch]

[Info in journal! Can be a normal college or one more magic-focused, it's still Pain...]

Honey Lemon | Big Hero 6

[mieldelimon]

[Currently attending college (San Fransokyo Tech) and studying to become a chemical engineer in canon.]

Barbara Gordon (Batgirl) | Batman: the Animated Series | OTA

[batgirl_babs]

[For her, college is totally canon and just her recent past, so.]

Cloud Strife | FFVII

[atoysoldier]

shirabu kenjiro | hq!!

[selfefface]

[Canonically premed/med school but it's an au meme so he can be at any kinda school]

kunimi akira | hq!!

[kunimeh]

[most important college fact about Kunimi: he's a huuuuge hipster (post-timeskip stuff in the img so if that's spoilery for you, don't click!)]

Joel Miller | The Last of Us

[stilltime]

[ come at me with all your teacher/student kinks, ok, obvsly Joel is going to be the old-man-professor. ]

Dwight Schrute | The Office | OTA

[dwight_schrute]

Meng Yao (Jin Guangyao) | Mo Dao Zu Shi

[golden_slinky]

Lambert || The Witcher 3

[pricklywolf]

wei wuxian | the untamed

[giveajar]

ouyang zizhen | the untamed

[zizhen]

joker / persona 5 royal

[altruancy]

Dabi | bnha

[creamation]

(omg what if...)

[capturecloth]

[okok hear me out: option a - de-aged Aizawa as a student; option b - the laziest professor?]

Vincent Valentine - FFVII - OTA

[coffinnaps]

Evie | Disney's Descendants | ota

[4hearts]

[Graduated high school a month or so prior to events in D3. Come and meet the freshie.]