bakerstreet | Just one line before I slip away.

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Just one line before I slip away.

( reverse ) one-line smut meme

Silence is golden - words are priceless. So that means dirty talk is incredibly valuable.

( how to play )

Leave a top-level, either blank or with prefs.
Reply to others...with one line only. All other comments can be as meaty or sparse as you'd like, but the rule is that the starter tag must be one line (not counting ooc chatter).
Use your brimming imagination or use a few of the many prompts available to copy and paste.
Have fun!

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Wait, is that supposed to be that big?

[ It's just a massive horse dildo. Life size. It's actually mottled brown and white. ]

...well I guess it is, huh?

[ "Just", of course. It still looks pretty damn impressive to Haruhi, anyway.

Suddenly, the concept of telling her that she was up for anything was coming back to bite her, but... maybe? ]

Okay.

[ Taking in a deep breath, she's bent over and lightly rubbing at her own clit. She's plenty wet, just hoping that it was enough. ]

Go slow, yeah? If you hurt something, I won't forgive you.

Wait, really?

[ Kyoka was half expecting her to bail.

This does not meant that she isn't interested in shoving a MASSIVE horse cock into Haruhi. ]

Sure I don't need to get some industrial lube?

If... if you do, I'll probably change my mind...

[ Enough time for her to decide to bail. Which is why, she had to just try to relax and breathe out. ]

Hurry...

Wow, alright, you're really impatient to get fucked by a horse.

[ Kyoka hefts it. And it is hefty. It's long enough that it's not easy to maneuver. Thick, probably too thick, with the flared head and all...

She flops it down between Haruhi's legs, and starts nudging it up against her. ]

Saying it like that makes me sound like a pervert...

[ As Haruhi's impatiently waiting to feel a bit of the horse cock against her, so it probably looked more like it than anything. The anticipation was killing her more than anything, leading to a sharp gasp when she feels it against her. ]

Huh, I wonder why.

[ The anticipation is killing her more than the horse schlong will? Kyoka just rubs the head against Haruhi, trying to figure out where to grip it to actually get leverage. ]

Ha...

[ The anticipation'll go away once it's replaced with said horse schlong, but neither's helping her case at the moment, toes curling beneath her. Maybe coming to Kyoka when she's this willing and this horny was a bad idea, but on the other hand. ]

It... it kinda feels a bit weird, but... nnnnot bad....

[ Yet. She tries to rest her head a bit, lightly gripping the sheets beneath her. ]

Just impatient for you to fuck me, s'all.

[ It's not easy to get it... inside of her? Kyoka doesn't want to hurt Haruhi, and she's taking her time even rubbing the head, gauging if she can push it in yet. ]

Tryin' not to... really, really hurt you.

[ Haruhi squirms, lightly trying to push her hips back, mumbling under her breath. She draws her fingers along the toy, lightly breathing before-- ]

Y...you know, it's... it's not like I'd really never forgive you...

Oh?

[ ...Kyoka gives it a shove. A rough one. It's either going to push Haruhi around with it, or pop the head right into her all at once. ]

Ah!

[ oh fuck oh fuck ow ow that hurt

The head certainly pops in and Haruhi tenses instantly, digging into the sheets beneath her roughly, groaning under how much she's being so weirdly stretched right now. ]

That-- oh god...

[ That's definitely a sound of pain, but it's not... just pain. Not even mostly pain, she thinks, despite the fact that it looks like it should be. That's a lot of stretching just to handle the thickness.

...but she gives it another nice little push. ]

This... is what you're asking for?

Mnn, it's weird.

[ It feels unlike anything she's taken before, size and shape, and adjusting to it was tricky... then, Kyoka pushed it a bit further, with another sharp gasp taking Haruhi's breath away for a moment. ]

Guh--

[ How does she say words-- ]

Fffffuck, yeah. [ As much as it hurt to take, god did it feel good. ]

Yeah it is...

[ The head is already so wide, and she still got it in - and kept going. She's still going, thrusting it roughly into Haruhi, seeing if it'll keep going even deeper. ]

Keep talking to me about it.

[ It feels like her body's trying to resist just a bit, and wow she can already feel that she's going to be way too damn sore tomorrow. No, probably immediately after they're done.

Still... ]

It feels like it's splitting me open... [ With a groan, shakily trying to raise her hips just a bit to help out. ] Like it's gonna reach and mess up my stomach... nngh.

[ Haruhi is resisting a bit, but while Kyoka pulls back, it's just to get a few in-and-out thrusts before pushing deeper again. ]

...sounds messy.

[ Both... of those... maybe. ]

I wanna wreck you.

[ Boy, if that didn't make her shudder, while she's trying to hang on long enough to get a response out. She's really in it now, surprised at how loud her moan was after Kyoka dug in even deeper. ]

Just b--

[ She stops, choking back a groan. Haruhi loved the idea of trying anything that she could out in the world, and in this case... despite initial resistance and being somewhat nervous about the whole thing... ]

D...do it. [ A pause as she reaches forward just enough to try and bring a pillow closer to her head. Needing it if she's going to scream. ]

Fuck me. [ Pause. ] Hard.

[ Is Haruhi more and more into it? The deeper and harder it gets?

It seems like it. It's hot. So incredibly hot. Kyoka gets breathing a little harder, and jams that toy even harder into Haruhi. ]

You asked... for it!

[ Ask for it, she certainly did. It was slowly getting to where she had no idea the pain stopped and the pleasure began, as she gasped, legs quivering and her body shuddering as she bit into the pillow, trying not to cry out.

She asked for it, and feeling herself come from getting rammed like that was unlike anything she'd ever felt, but she had definitely screwed up by not actually saying anything about it. ]

[ Haruhi asked for it and probably needed to tell Kyoka when she came - because it was hard to tell where those moans started after all the other noise and quivering. She kept fucking Haruhi on the massive dildo, slamming into her. Maybe, a little carried away. ]

Ha...

[ It was, but that pleasure was very slowly melting away, and... Haruhi's immediately tapping her hand on the bed. ]

T-Timeout!!

O-oh. Gotcha.

[ Kyoka didn't immediately stop - but she tapered her thrusts down to it in a few seconds, until she was officially timed out. ]

[ And slowly, Haruhi starts to calm down a bit. Definitely feeling sore already, she's already kicking herself a bit. It's going to be a lot worse the next day.

Groaning, she turns onto her side, glancing down. ]

S...Sorry. I came a bit ago-- whew.

[ An exhale, finally getting onto her back. ]

...th...that was real big.

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