i ain't got no type... rp memes are the only thing that i like

[anon_jigen]

i have a type: the meme

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• Describe their preferences for a romantic partner or just a person they wanna bang/smooch in a generalized way.
  
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Date Masamune | Sengoku Basara

[vengaboy]

[ BASICALLY. ]

[dontcallmejay]

...is that difficult or something?

Malori Crowett | Mage & Demon Queen

[chasingthequeen]

[-tall, draconic women with silver hair and fiery, golden eyes with a piercing stare and massive amounts of arcane magic, strong grip, cute tail---

honestly it gets more rambling as it goes and the list is probably a more coherent version of what Malori has written in a notebook that's... somewhere... Shh.]

Magdalene Siel | Original

[thiswitch]

[Assholes. Assholes who can fight and lean towards chaotic good. Varying levels of jerk accepted. And/or cute and smart nerds who appreciate books.]

Well that's more or less accurate, I guess.

[poisontippedcure]

That's quite a range you have there.

Peridot | Steven Universe

[peridot_5xg]

[Total sweethearts who love to have fun and readily offer much-deserved affection and praise... or domineering clods who think they're hot shit. The ones who don't hold back and assert their dominance relentlessly as a direct challenge... and aren't afraid to resort to extreme measures.]

Midnight | BNHA

[love_the_smell]

~ * Y O U T H * ~

~ * M A N L I N E S S * ~

[ Please feel free to side eye, just as All Might and Cementoss are doing. ]

[jackboots]

Don't be creepy sensei.

Remilia Scarlet (aged up) | Touhou Project | OTA

[scarlet_devil]

[ Pretty and/or cute people who will let her step on them. And perhaps willing to switch roles occasionally? ]

oswald cobblepot / penguin | GOTHAM

[hobblepot]

[Musing aloud:]

It would seem I am drawn to the type who are either too clueless to notice, or are quite persistent about questioning my feelings to death. So much for being the genius in the room, huh.

[He's in one of those Moods today, if the crossed arms and hiked up shoulders aren't a tip off.]

Troy Dantes | OC

[lakan]

[ "Anything that moves" A strong woman - in mind, body, and conviction. Can keep up with him in a fight and in a playful banter of words. Bonus points if she looks damn good, especially in glasses and a tight skirt. ]

Hey, it's hard not to love a woman who can pull off the sexy librarian look.

Ann Takamaki | Persona 5 | ota

[menaretrash]

[ Sweet, kind, affectionate. Tall, handsome. Funny, witty... has to have a great personality... ]

This is so embarrassing--!

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

Well...nah. I think you got everyone's type. Well, other than the tall part in my case. I'm kinda giving up on it until I stop growing.

[Kimi is still tall, and in this case she's pretty much eye-to-eye with both Ren and Yu. Lord knows how bad it would be if she wore heels like Ann did.]

It sounds similar to Chie-senpai's type as she put it when she was asked.

Kazuo Kuwabara | Gantz

[anyhole]

[ Warning: shamelessly vulgar language ahead. ]

I ain't too picky when it comes to strange, but my dream gal would have a huge rack and a tight lil' pussy. She'd know how to use both -- and her ass, she's gotta be a nasty anal slut -- to get me off like five times a day.

Maybe six.

[partyhats]

How does anyone, including you, have that much stamina?

Kyoka Jiro | My Hero Academia

[jackboots]

[ Nice Girls with Big Titties ]

[love_the_smell]

Is that so?

[ it's payback time ]

Linhardt | FE:3H | ota

[sleepyscholar]

[A man or woman who is strong, inspiring, and can put up with me.

Muscles are a plus.]

keiichi maebara | higurashi no naku koro ni

[keichan]

[ Cute girls who'll lovingly punish me. ]

Th-that's got absolutely nothing to do with anything! Seriously, that's the vibe that people are getting?!?

[kanrojis]

I know a girl who could do that to you. She is quite pretty and scary when she wants to be!

She also works with poison if that's what you're into.

Adell | Disgaea 2

[vulcanblazer]

[Beautiful, curvy noblewomen (or having noble bearing), preferably spoiled princesses. Tsundere or Kuudere a massive plus, as is having the ability to stand beside him in a fight.]

...Anyone who makes a smartass remark might get a knuckle sandwich.

[shadowfrost]

[ bonjour ]

[timeslip_up]

[Literally just Madoka Kaname]

Must you? I mean, you're not wrong, but still.

[drinkingmama]

Hm.

[ ...her daughter has an admirer. ]

Indus Tarbella | Epithet Erased

[industarbella]

LADY MERA.

SMALL LADIES WHO ARE MY MASTER.

[soupervillain]

Doesn't that kinda narrow it down? Like, a lot?

kunimi akira | hq!!

[kunimeh]

Tall, in good shape without being bulky, good looking face, good sense of humour.

[That's so incredibly vague and generic that he could wind up with more than half his teammates and rivals waggling their eyebrows suggestively at him. But man, how do you think he developed that type in the first place? Let him live.]

Kitty Pryde / X-Men / m/f

[phasing_cat]

Apparently I have a thing for guys named Peter.

Altair Kallig (Darth Nox) | Star Wars the Old Republic | m/m

[kallig]

[Tall, usually kind of stoic, extremely intelligent men.


... But also chaotic disasters.]

...

[lothal]

[Here's a guy who's definitely one of those things, definitely not one too, and the rest are up to debate.]

You like stoic guys? I feel like I never get along with that type. But I guess that's why it's your type and not mine, huh?

[reverse_changeling]

Taller than me, which isnt hard. sweet or sour, im easy to please.

[being 5'1 means everyones on the table]

Iratus : Lord of the Dead

[necromanticised]

Dead.

[ He leaves it at that for an uncomfortable amount of time. ]

[love_the_smell]

I'm usually very accepting of all kinks, but...

You need help.

maggie colton (vampire oc) ota

[fangedhistorian]

[Women - and, on the odd occasion, men - strong enough and confident enough to dominate her. That's basically it.]

Hm? Am I supposed to be embarassed? It's an impressive feat.

Jacob Johnson | A Nightmare on Elm Street

[burnedchild]

[Into older men. Preferably with a body count. And burn scars.]

Garrett Hawke | Dragon Age II

[mindblast]

Am I into to the crazy or are the crazy into to me? It's probably both. [ And they know who they are. ]

Marlon | The Walking Dead (Telltale) | OTA

[lookedcool]

Uh.

Haven't had much time to give it any thought, really.

[ Boobs and a nice smile. ] F-fuck! Come on, that's just...!

[dukesup]

Isn't that usually all girls, though?