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[anon_jigen]

The r/Roast Me Meme

For those unfamiliar with the concept, it's based on a certain page of a certain website where people send their pictures and straight-up ask the people posting there for insults, the more funny/creative the better. (This is done for fun, and there's really no harm meant.) So this meme takes this idea but makes this RP. So the rules are as follows:

One: Link a pic of your character
Two: Look at others pics and try to insult them as creatively/funnily as you can with your character
Three: ???
Four: PROFIT
Five???: Will your character find amusement in being roasted, are they mad, are they sad? Play it out!

Comments

Kaminari Denki || My Hero Academia

[charge_bolt]

[nitrosweats]

Your sunglasses are dumb.

Misfire | Transformers IDW

[debonairsharpshooter]

[silverseamariner]

You drink spirits. Can't say I'm surprised.

...that explains a lot about you in hindsight, you lubber. Like why you can't watch where you step, for one thing. But I imagine most of it is you.

Ben Solo/Kylo Ren | Star Wars

[chiaro_oscuro]

[smoothunderpressure]

Would you get a haircut already?

Kyoka Jiro | My Hero Academia

[jackboots]

Cagalli Yula Athha | Gundam SEED

[chili_sauced]

Umi Ryuuzaki | Magic Knight Rayearth

[dragon_blossom]

skekGra the Heretic | The Dark Crystal

[skeksisheretic]

[weokay]

I haven't eaten anything in days but if someone served you on a plate I'd say "pass".

Professor Samuel Oak, Pokemon Anime

[symbolofstrength]

(The man in the labcoat, not the Pidgey)

((Do NOT go for stupid memes that I've seen dozens of times before, like that "are you a boy or a girl" "what's my grandson's name" "there are only 151 pokemon" "fucking Ash's mom" "don't ride your bike indoors" etc etc, you're only wasting your time. Most of that stuff doesn't even apply to the anime anyway. Come up with something original!))

Re: Professor Samuel Oak, Pokemon Anime

[nutkrusher]

Pictured: Ricardo Montalban researches for his next role as "Man Covered in Pigeon Shit."

Punchline / DC Comics

[sawtrick]

link

[gun_cata]

Oh shit, a murderclown, hey guys, I found the most original idea ever!

Rally Vincent | Gunsmith Cats

[gun_cata]

[nowingsyet]

Your hair looks like it's made of inorganic materials, otherwise, you look normal for a humanoid.

Michiru Kagemori | Brand New Animal (BNA) | OTA

[forthetanuki]

[instinctbond]

It's kinda weird that part of your fur is blue and the rest is red!

[ it's the worst he could ever do. but he also realizes he isn't one to talk, what with the blonde mane but white fur in his beast form. ]

kevin - trials of mana

[instinctbond]

[ double dog dare you to be mean to that face. ]

[wrought_iron]

Jesus Christ, kid, I don't even know where to start. You kill Tony the tiger for those pants?

Orangusnake | Mao Mao Heroes of Pure Heart

[weokay]

[madame_nerium]

Are you some type of chimera? Why is your head a viper and you have an ape's face on your torso?

Eda | Black Lagoon

[17l]

Aramat Drawdes | Alabaster

[madame_nerium]

deacon st. john / days gone

[mongrelsmc]

[madame_nerium]

I think I just caught some sort of disease just looking at this picture. You don't even look like you wash.

NONA1 | OC

[nowingsyet]

Loki | mcu | ota

[tr1ckortreat]

Oscar | Lupin The 3rd

[riveres]

show him no fucking mercy

Kronk | The Emperor's New Groove

[kron_k]

Uhh... where's the roast?

Roland Crane, Ni no Kuni 2

[theyseemeroland]

((His pictures are a bit big so I will link))

Old/Ichi no Kuni

Young/Ni no Kuni

((No matter what you say, he's probably heard worse from the opposing political party during his campaign and term. That's politics, baby!))

Rose (WoL OC) | FFXIV

[poisontippedcure]

[fauntastic]

What happened to the top of your sleeves? Did you lose them in a fight?

Naoto Shirogane | Persona 4

[fortunesgun]

Jaskier/Dandelion || The Witcher || OTA

[buttercupbard]

Please just keep the bread throwing to a minimum, thanks.

[glimmerleaf]

That dress is giving you no favors. Can you even breath with a collar that high?