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[buckingham]

the phone sex +
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Comments

[extalon]

[He's glad she can't see his face right now. A yacht is a must.]

Well..we can't have that, can we?
Are there any other accommodations I should make?

[araneum]

Non, you have been gracious enough to invite me. I can handle dinner reservations.

[extalon]

By all means. You're far more qualified to pick out a good restaurant in Monaco than I.

I'm looking forward to this trip far more now.

[araneum]

[ She was, once upon a time, a rich important lady. It will undoubtedly be among the best and most expensive meals he has ever eaten. ]

You planned a trip you do not want to take?

[extalon]

Oh no, I wanted to go. I was looking forward to it and was going to enjoy myself regardless.

But having company is far better than going it alone.

[araneum]

Perhaps you overestimate my companionship. Then what will you do?

[extalon]

I'm certain I will enjoy your company. Unless you plan to ignore me for the entire trip.

[araneum]

Mm, that was not the plan. Unless you become unbearable.

[extalon]

If I start to become that way, I'm sure you'll have no trouble letting me know.

[araneum]

My fist is an excellent messenger.

[extalon]

That's preferable to your other weapon of choice.

Are you going to be ready to go by tomorrow or will you just buy what you need there?

[araneum]

What could I possibly need that I cannot stick in a bag right now?

[extalon]

I'm not at all sure what you keep on hand and what you don't.

I guess I'll just see you in the morning.