Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[tsunomon]

To keep you quiet?

[koromon]

very funny

two hands it is then~

[tsunomon]

But I want to kiss you.

[koromon]

not just to keep me quiet?

[tsunomon]

Maybe you're a good kisser.

[koromon]

only~ maybe~

[ Please, stroke his ego. If only because it's impossible to stroke anything else via text. ]

[tsunomon]

Enough that I don't want anyone else kissing you.

[koromon]

i don't exactly think that's something you need to worry about.

who could compete with you?

[tsunomon]

Your fanclub, Mister Soccer Star.

[koromon]

not even in the same league as you

[tsunomon]

Good. Take shorter showers.

[koromon]

at...school?

i thought i was already pretty quick...

[tsunomon]

Now, dummy.

[koromon]

i haven't even gotten in yet.....

[tsunomon]

...

I'm going to kill you.

[koromon]

you distracted me!

with such a nice picture

[tsunomon]

So you've just been sitting there staring at it?

[koromon]

you've also been talking to me!

i'll go, i'll go

just stay like you are okay?

[tsunomon]

You mean I can't...?

[koromon]

you don't wanna wait for me?

[tsunomon]

I always want to wait for you.

But you're slow.

[koromon]

maybe if you'd let me get in the shower it'd be faster

[tsunomon]

Maybe if you put your phone down, you'd get in there faster.

[koromon]

i'm goin' i'm goin'

i'll call you when i'm out?

[tsunomon]

I'll be here.