Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[araneum]

[ Upon translation, she can only squint at her phone. Lady, your language calls people "cabbage" and "flea" as a term of endearment. You have no room to judge. ]

Hypothetically, of course.

[harness_the_harness]

[ He's not sure how to convince her the rest of the booty call was a fluke, and isn't engaged in any dalliances, but maybe it's better to quit while he's ahead. ]

Can I ask a favor?
Please don't mention this to anyone.

[ After he hits send, he re-reads the messages and winces. Was that creepy? ]

[araneum]

[ Oh, he can't convince her. She's positive that someone around here is screwing the other headcase. But Sigma luckily got the one person in Talon who is literally incapable of giving a shit. ]

I have no reason to mention it. Besides, I cannot imagine who would be interested.

[ Well, she can imagine one person, but that person is just nosy. ]

[harness_the_harness]

[ Frankly, anyone who's interested probably already has access to message logs. Not like anything in the organization goes un-monitored -- by mischievous hackers or otherwise. ]

Thank you, Ms. Lacroix.

[ As if this is benevolence and not indifference. ]

Again, I apologize for the disturbance. I feel I've made a poor impression, especially for how little our work coincides.

[araneum]

[ Benevolence sounds better, he is free to continue believing she has it. ]

It is nothing to worry about. People who should be trying a million times harder than you make worse impressions on me every day.