Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[koromon]

how are we supposed to be more discreet than the boys locker room?!

[harmonica_guy]

I don't think the location is the problem.

Me smiling and you limping all day afterwards might be the problem.

[koromon]

...

i'll just...blame it on soccer...

[harmonica_guy]

… You're very lucky you're cute.

What're you up to right now? Been a while since we 'played soccer.'

[Okay, it's been like a day, two tops, but Yamato is impatient, okay?!]

[koromon]

[ He'll definitely take the compliment but– ]

what do you mean? i just got home from practice?

[harmonica_guy]

[Yamato just has to … take a moment, take a few deep breaths.]

I don't mean …

You know what, doesn't matter what I meant. How'd practice go?

[koromon]

fine. we have a game on friday. you're coming right?

and what did you mean?

[harmonica_guy]

[Sometimes Yamato hates Taichi a little bit. Fine, may as well be completely blunt about this.]

Yeah, I'll be there.

And I meant bending you over and fucking you. Probably several times.

1/2

[koromon]

[ Oh.

Oh. ]

i can't believe you still don't know how to play soccer, yamato.

[koromon]

if you really need the practice homework can wait.

[harmonica_guy]

I reckon I could use a few practice sessions. If you promise to be a patient tutor.

[koromon]

when have i ever steered you wrong?

[ Maybe don't answer that. ]

mom's out at the store. but i could always leave a note if you want in-home tutoring~

[harmonica_guy]

Going to assume that's a rhetorical question.

Yeah, the old man won't be home tonight, we'll have the place to ourselves. Perfect tutoring environment.

[koromon]

say no more! help is on the way ^o^

[ooc: would you prefer to move to a journal or continue in this thread?]

[harmonica_guy]

My hero.

[ooc: I'm cool with either, so whichever works better for you!]

[koromon]

[tada~]