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bakerstreet2020-06-29 09:22 pm
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Call me, call me any, anytime!

the phone sex +
sexting meme
sexting meme
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[ An obvious eye-roll. ]
Is there a problem? Security-related?
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[ He doesn't like the way the said man is looking at her but, you know, he has to keep this professional. ]
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He's a politician. I think it's more that you have a problem with politicians than the way you think he's looking at me. Anyone else you need me to investigate for you?
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[ How can he even hope to explain this? ]
You deserve more respect than that, that's all.
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[ Okay, maybe sometimes it's obvious that people aren't looking at what she's wearing with an eye of fashionable appreciation. Not that it should concern him any, right? But it is thoughtful that he notices. ]
I can take care of myself, you know. But I'm not changing how I dress for anyone, and I'm not afraid of them. Besides, I have you here.
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[ It can still be read as an objective assessment right? Depending on the recipient of the message. So he's just going to hide behind that, while silently wallowing in the warmth that comes from her saying I have you here. ]
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I'm not entirely convinced that you're safe, though. You've also been drawing attention, I've noticed.
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[ It still does not compute that anyone would find him attractive. That night was because of the wine. Or so he keeps telling himself. ]
Well, green does say 'go' instead of 'stay away'.
[ Because he's not wearing black. He's not been for a while, after she's basically spring-cleaned his wardrobe. The last time he wore black was... well... ]
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I think the green was a splendid idea. There’s no better color to wear here, after all. It makes you look very approachable.
[ More so than the black, and while of course black is useful when it comes to discreet security, it also had a certain sharpness to it. A certain danger. A darkness that only she knew was safe to approach. Like deep night that she had once veered too close to. But she could never admit to missing the black. It was best not to be reminded of moon-splashed midnight visions, anyway. ]
Just don’t make yourself too approachable. You’ll never hear the end of what some of these people have to say.
[ That, and she’s not particularly fond of the idea of him being swallowed up by a crowd. She likes having him in sight. ]
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I don't want to be approached.
[ He's never been an eloquent speaker. He's even worse at small talk. But beyond that is what he leaves unsaid: I only want to be approached by you.
Something about what she says makes him pause, though. And he's not sure why or what manner of feelings her words have stirred in him, because then he can't stop himself from jesting: ] Would you rescue me, then?
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But - he doesn't want to be approached? By anyone? She almost feels a pang of disappointment until his words seem to take on a more jesting tone. It's a question that she doesn't need to think twice about. ]
Yes. I would have no choice. That's what wolves do for one another, right?
[ Wolves are loyal. And they are their own sort of small duo of a pack, right? Bonded, in a way. Professionally. For security purposes. ]
Although if you would teach me how to use your lightsaber, I would be better equipped to protect you. Not that I'm opposed to using my bare hands.
[ Um, a fumbling clarification. ]
I mean, to protect you.
there will come a day he'll realize there are other ways to use "lightsaber" in a conversation lmfao
Aye, they do.
[ There's a furrow of his brow that's probably visible from where she's standing, though. ] A lightsaber?
[ She might think it's a no, because it takes a while for him to say anything more, but... he's thinking about it. While lightsabers are normally associated with the Jedi, in Westeros nearly all the noble Houses and ancient families, Force users or not, have lightsabers for ancestral weapons. Even the men of the Night's Watch — and not all of them are Jedi — use lightsabers. So there's really no reason for her not to have one of her own. A shoto, perhaps. Or a saber pistol. ]
It won't be easy. You will need to train hard, and acquire your own crystal.
[ And, just to clarify: ] With my supervision, of course.
and they'll both realize it with shook pikachu face lmfao
Even so, for a moment it looks like it might be a no – from where she stands, the furrow in his brow is as visible as the shadow of a crater, and his silence almost leaves her no choice but to begin mourning an opportunity she never had. But, as is often the case, his silence seems to have been indicating only deep thought, not refusal. So it’s impossible not to break into a bright smile. ]
Nothing worthwhile is ever easy. But I’m patient. [ Sort of, sometimes. Depending on the situation. ] I can do it. I want to do it! But where do I find a crystal? [ Or, maybe multiple crystals, if that’s permissible – for different colors, right? Because that’ll be necessary. Then, without waiting for an answer or sparing a thought for how it might fit in with their plans logistically: ] We'll go? You’ll show me?
and then we'll have a proper sexting thread lmfao
He seems to be typing an awful lot, but when his reply finally arrives, it's a simple: ] Do you want to go now?
[ But it looks like he's been searching, because his next message is a set of coordinates to the Naboo Cave. ]
We can start there.
it's a precarious build up okay eheheh
Oh, yes! Let’s go!
[ What adventure, after all, has ever been more tempting? And when will she ever have such an opportunity again? Escorted by a real Jedi on a search for a lightsaber crystal – the excitement is radiant. Doubly so when the set of coordinates that arrives in her hands is here, on Naboo. As if the stars have, as they so rarely do, and never more than metaphorically, aligned. ]
I can’t believe you’re really going to take me. Are you even really allowed to?
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[ Sorry, he can't resist teasing. He can almost feel her excitement from where he's standing, and he can't help looking through the crowd, at her, and smiling softly. ]
Allowed to what? Teach you how to use a lightsaber? Help you make one? Why not?
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I appreciate your concern, but I think this will work, won’t it?
[ Sure it will. It can’t be too rigorous of an adventure, can it? And she’s still distracted, anyway, by whether or not this particular adventure is condoned in the first place, even if she’s already beginning to politely remove herself from the current gathering. ]
Because I don’t really have a need for one, not like you do. I don’t want to disrespect it, or the Jedi, or you.
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[ It could work, he supposes, since he's going to be there do any heavy lifting for her anyway, but... it's still a very distracting attire.
What she says next gives him pause, though. She's thoughtful, truly; even in her excitement she manages to consider such things, and he appreciates that about her. ]
Many Westerosi Houses have lightsabers for their ancestral swords. It will not be a disrespect.
Besides, you'll know if you're not meant to wield one. The crystal won't call out to you.
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She is, however, concerned about his generosity now bringing him dishonor in some way later. That's not something she's willing to accept, and if it means sacrificing the possibility of ever constructing a lightsaber of her own, then it's the price that will be paid.
But that isn't what she's hearing, and the explanation she's provided is met with a tilt of her head. She has no ancestral claim to the revered weapon, either, but if the real test is whether or not the crystal itself will call out to her, then she will trust it. Something she can lightly tease about as she meanders her way back over to where he stands. ]
I do hope I'm worthy, because I think I'm going to need several crystals.
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that much, anyway.But who said she had no claim? If she'd been born a Westerosi, she would've been from a noble family, and they would have had a lightsaber, passed down from one generation to the next, even if no one would actually use it. Just as his family had one, just like the saber he's currently carrying.
He makes a face at her for that last comment, though his fingers continue to type up and eventually send his response. ]
One in every color, I'd imagine.
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An issue to be addressed face to face, once she reaches him, letting her gaze wander swiftly down his wonderfully green figure before finding his face again, not without the exuberant smile that has been lingering there ever since this impromptu mission was given official clearance. ]
"There's no rule against that, is there?"
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He offers his arm to her, a gesture that's so second nature by now that he doesn't even really think about it, his attention almost completely on her bright smile — and the possible color combinations she must be thinking about by now. He might still pretend to huff about it some days, but he's learned more than a few things from the fashion education she's generously granted him. "I should ask Sam if he's read anything about that." Because if there's anyone who has that sort of information, it's Sam.
Then he glances at her with the faintest hint of a smirk at the corners of his lips. "You'll have to prioritize, or we'll never make it out of the cave." His free hand seems to distractedly go to the hilt of his own saber, fingers closing around the wolf's head. The best swords have names, he'd once told her; his was called Longclaw, and it was a silver-bladed beauty. "If I find a black one, will you give me your blessing to use it?" he teases.
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She brings her fingers to his arm – as reflexive and effortless as a heartbeat – and her eyes wander down to the saber at his hip. The one with a wolf’s-head hilt, with a name, even, which was a detail that still fascinated her. But it made sense; why shouldn’t a cherished weapon have a name? She would have to think up several, now, if her ambition to acquire a rainbow of crystals was realized. “I can’t be the only person to have ever asked,” she assures them both, and it has to be true, right? Surely there has been someone in the history of Westeros with a desire to match their saber to their professional gown, their gala down, their retreat gown, and their nightgown?
When she lifts her gaze back up, she finds the ghost of a smirk on his lips, and she scoffs softly at the veiled warning. “You ought to know by now that art can’t be rushed,” particularly the art of creative fashion, and the collecting of crystals needed to bring it to life. Would there really be anything so terrible about disappearing into a glimmering cave for a little while? Something flickers across her shoulder blades at the thought.
And then comes the question she should’ve expected, and while a despairing sigh is ready to answer, she is abruptly taken by a different, not entirely unpleasant vision. Two glossy black crystals, two obsidian blades, for igniting on rare, star-crossed occasions. There’s something magnetic about that, and she already has a name for her own supposed black blade, hiding a small, secretive smile. “Yes, and one for me, too. I’ll call it Softspar.”
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Art. That's what it is to her, really, and having been in Naboo for a while now, he's come to understand and appreciate her views better. Dressing up is not vanity or an endeavor simply for the lack of anything better to do; it's almost tactical, the way she employs her wardrobe, making her clothes work for her, helping her get things done. Like how she's successfully managed to distract him with that sweet smile and those excited eyes and that strip of smooth, pale skin along her stomach. Seven hells, and they're heading into a cave, just by themselves? He's not that dumb to not realize how that is making him feel, how his body is tensing up in anticipation, and he has to take a deep breath to steady himself.
Only... what she says next catches him so off-guard that he doesn't really know how to react. He doesn't stop walking, but his head turns to look at her, catching the look in her eyes and that small, secretive smile. "Softspar," he echoes, and he's surprised that he's laughing. Because until now, neither of them has ever made mention of that night, or even alluded to it; he'd even left before she could wake, dreading her reaction after sleep had dulled the effect of all that wine, though he could almost swear that she had already been awake then. In any case, there's the slightest tinge along his jaw as warm memories of that night flood into him, and he licks his lips absently as he's reminded of the way she'd glowed in the moonlight. "And here I thought you don't approve of black."
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Because after the night had come the morning, and that had been something worse than brief: he’d vanished, or so he might’ve liked her to believe. Because he’d wanted to vanish? To make the whole thing disappear by removing himself from it as quickly as possible? An onslaught of shame and regret, as she’d suspected might happen once the wine evaporated from their senses? Suspected of him, anyway – she’d never been so lost to the wine that waking up in the morning made it seem as if the night had belonged to someone else. It had been her breathing his name in the moonlight, and it had been her blinking slowly awake in a slant of sunlight. Only to feign still being asleep, just long enough to feel him lifting himself away from her side, and then never speaking of those lost hours again. Until now, like this, lightly. That heartbroken lapse of silent morning, spent alone, wondering if he wished he could take it all back, was more than enough to convince her to lock it away.
But now he’s laughing about it, and echoing the name the same way he’d fondly echoed ‘softly sparring’ that night, so there’s a flutter of relief following the shiver of shadow. There isn’t anything more to say about it; it’s like stepping onto unsteady ground or bumping into something fragile, so she slips along the edges of breathless memories that make her heart quicken for a moment longer before schooling her attention back onto the original issue. Color versus black. The merits of black. Why she hadn’t ever been partial to it, and why she should continue to be now, if things were to remain uncomplicated. It’d be wiser, and she tips her chin to align herself with that wisdom. “I approve of it when and where it serves its purpose.”
Before she can be concerned about whether or not a black crystal has a place in her imagined collection, however, they have to make it to the cave, a thought which flickers like a cauldron of color. “When it calls to you, how do you know?” Or, a more worrisome question: “What if I can’t hear it?”
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