Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[chainstrike]

or even worse, because it means you left here without any underwear on.

[velvetshot]

The experience wasn't that traumatic, I assure you.

[chainstrike]

that's not the point and you know it!!

[velvetshot]

Are you thinking about it now? That I was bare under the leather?

[chainstrike]

i might be picturing something similar.

[velvetshot]

Why not think about peeling it from me piece by piece instead? Then you'd get to see for yourself.

[chainstrike]

would you let me?

[velvetshot]

I'd let you.

Slowly, though. I'd want your lips to cover every inch of my skin before you moved on to the next piece.

[chainstrike]

i'm not sure you're patient enough for that.

[velvetshot]

What do you think I'd prefer?

[chainstrike]

i think i'd get about halfway across your chest before you'd start pushing me down.

[velvetshot]

I see. Is that a problem?

[chainstrike]

never a problem. i just know what you like.

[velvetshot]

Perhaps I should try to be less predictable.

[chainstrike]

you're not predictable in the slightest.

[velvetshot]

Good. I'd hate to think you were getting bored of fucking me.

[chainstrike]

i'm too crazy about you to ever get bored.