Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[donotsing]

Thanks?

I was shot in the eye right before I went down. Like, immediately before.

[nifftylittledarling]

Wow! You musta been a real bad bitch to get taken out like that. That's like a movie sort of injury.

I think it makes you look fierce! Like when you narrow your eye and really get glaring it feels like you could set someone on fire!

[donotsing]

It's not as exciting as that. Kind of embarrassing, really. I try not to think about it.

I wish. If I could destroy people just by looking at them, hell would be a lot nicer a place. I'd spend a good long time cleaning up the trash.

[nifftylittledarling]

Aw you know how much I love cleaning~

Why just the other day some guys were waiting outside of the hotel to ambush you and the boss when you were going out for the night. But they had a bad case of catching on fire and by the time you came out I had it all tidied up again!