buckingham (
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bakerstreet2020-06-29 09:22 pm
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Call me, call me any, anytime!

the phone sex +
sexting meme
sexting meme
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I will say there hasn't been one I haven't done, and the price is well, what you're willing to offer.
I'll hear you out, of course, if there's one you have in mind.
I am a very busy man, after all.
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He hummed in a thoughtful manner as he thought about a wish he might want granted as he waited for a response.
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Sorry in the delay. Got sick over the weekend.
He tilted his manner as he thought for a few moments before sending off another response.
If I were to wish for your friendship, what sort of deal would be worked out there? I do enjoy having friends without benefits as well as those with.
oh no no worries! i hope you feel better c:
Oh? You want to be my friend? It's simple, friends help other friends out don't they? I'd need your complete devotion to me, that's all.
Just a braut that didn't like me.
Smiling, Abel sends off his answer.
I will be your friend and be devoted to you,
oh goodness, but im glad youre doing better c:
Then if that's the case.. I'll fax the paper to your facility. Please return it to me within 3 business days to finalize our agreement.
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Abel huffed a small laugh at how businesslike the arrangement was, but he dutifully offered up a number to fax the papers to, filled them out, signed them, and sent them back the same hour. Then, he simply went about his day as he waited for a phone call or another text from his new friend.
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with that in mind, he's pulling out his phone to send another text. )
Our agreement is in order, it'll be nice working with you.
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A bit odd how that was phrased, but Abel supposed everyone had their little quirks. He did mark the number with Azul's name so he would know at a glance who it was texting him or even calling.
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Are you sure? I do happen to have a long lifespan.
( now that he thinks about it... did he make a contract with a human.. or. )
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Abel wasn't sure how willing Azul might still be, knowing he made a bargain with someone that wasn't human, but Abel was committed to being a good friend to the mysterious sea witch. That meant letting him know that Abel was going to be around for a very long time.
Of course, he had to wonder just how long a sea witch did live.
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( it doesn't bother him none, but the fact that he may have to go about calling someone his friend for.. who knows how long.. is kind of different than what he's used to. he doesn't dismiss it, and rather makes a mental note in his mind on his newly acquired information. )
Humans really don't have much to offer, so no wonder you were willing to hand yourself over so easily.
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And that didn't hurt nearly as much as it should have to write. Especially after hiding what he was for so very long. He tilted his head, thoughtfully, as he frowned at the text. Azul really didn't have any friends did he?
I handed myself over because it seems like you truly need a friend. And perhaps something more.
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( how interesting, he's never heard of a concept like that unless they say.. bats? although, those are normally their familiars or something he's read in textbooks. )
Something more? Well, power does come to mind. That's for anyone, I'm sure.
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I am to vampires what they are to humans. Sun doesn't bother me, and I am more durable than humans.
He snorted and shook his head at the thought of his words being taken the wrong way. Confidant. Friend, Ally. Companion. Unless it is power over me you wish, and I'm sure we can discuss those sorts of arrangements as well.
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( unless he's coexisting with them, that's always the case. )
In a general sense, I just want to remain on top of everything. No matter what must be done or what I must do, as long as I feel satisfied with my position, I'm fine. It sounds like you're interested in having a position yourself, so I guess I'll hear you out. You're my "friend," but what can a "friend" like you do for me?
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And he was going to leave it at that because he didn't want to think about those deaths at his hands which would only lead to nightmares tonight when he went to bed.
A thoughtful frown crossed his face as he thought about what was being offered and asked. This definitely sounded like someone who had never had a friend before.
I can do many things for you from simply supporting you through a bad day to offering comfort as needed. A friend is also good for having fun with on a day off, or just being there for you, knowing you're not alone in the world.
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( what new information to acquire, he's actually quite impressed. )
You must have many friends to turn to on your less than better days, hm? I'll keep the idea in mind, but I do think I'm fine as is so I won't bother you that much.
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It's never a bother to listen to a friend. Even if all you want to do is chat. Or accidentally send a sexy text like I did when I accidentally contacted you instead of my other acquaintance. I did apologize for that, right? I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable with the unintentional 'booty call'.
His cheeks still turn pink from embarrassment and a touch arousal at the realization that a complete stranger knows about one of his kinks now.