Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

hey. just doing my part.

[potatogun]

[ He's just going to scan over the screen again aaaaaand

Oh shit. ]

How many times have you used Jeopardy to respond to awkward situations.

I bet it's a alot.

[ Smooooooth. ]

[irondad]

Oh, it's incredibly versatile.

Please assume I gave you some inoffensive, not-inappropriate line about being safe and sane and no means no so we can leave that whole conversation behind us. Cool? Cool.