Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Greed | FMA | ota

[wantitall]

Lemmie know if this works for you.

[incubi_abel]

How should I be dressed when you come home?

Option 1 or Option 2.

At least for a start. ;D

If blackmail's cool?

[justbeloud]

ill send you anything you want, okay?
just

just leave miku alone. delete those pictures

it usually is with him, yes

[wantitall]

that right, huh?
we'll see what i can arrange

but if i do, you're going to take her place
you sure you're up for that?
feeling brave enough to, oh, show me your underwear, maybe?

[justbeloud]

of course im up for it!!
just

[She clearly doesn't have any experience with this. The picture that comes next is a bit out of focus, at an angle. She's unzipped her hoodie, tugged up her shirt. Her bra, a bright orange, is perfectly visible. Well, it's underwear.

It might be his first time really seeing her. She's a shorter girl, a bit of a tomboy - short, messy hair. Decent amount of muscle, like she does sports, strong core. A little busty, though. They aren't the focus, but her hips are very wide, in a way that kind of hints at a bottom heavy build.]

there

[wantitall]

well, well, look at you
you might be a worthy replacement after all
you look like you were built to be used hard
just how i like 'em

how about you show me the bottom half, now?
you can keep your panties on
for now

[justbeloud]

[She hates being talked about like this, but at least she's - keeping his attention? She feels gross, but like she wants to keep him focused on her. Poor Miku.

She twists her hips, tries to figure out how to take a picture of herself facing away from the mirror - she knows enough to know he probably isn't interested in the front of her hips, not really. She winds up bending over the front of the bed, phone camera awkwardly aimed blindly at her mirror.

Her panties are a matching color, cheery, slightly frilly. They clearly aren't meant to show much off. They kind of do anyway. Her hips match her build. Bent over like this, she looks much, much curvier than Miku ever did.]

dont
dont show this to anyone

[wantitall]

[ Oh, she has his attention, alright, that much is certain, and as long as she plays the game, that won't wander. At least, not for a moment.

He certainly likes what she sends next. Yes, she's built for this, curvy and wide and he can't wait to see how her cheeks clap against him. Among other things. ]

don't worry, babe
you're all mine, and so are those pictures
as long as you behave

now, the panties are cute, but i think you'll look better out of them
want to show me?

[nekked]

better have a damn good xcuse for being late af

[y'know, something like: "srry babe stopped for pizza."]

[wantitall]

aw, gettin' antsy babe? don't worry, i'll be there to take care of you real soon.

[ nah just gonna tease because that's who he is. ]

[nekked]

[gdit]

imma take care of myself if u dont hurry the hell up

[wantitall]

c'mon now, you know it's not gonna be as good without me working you over

though you're more than welcome to get started

[nekked]

u should already know i dont do anything half assed

once i start im not waiting on ur slow ass to finish

[wantitall]

what, you gonna tell me you really aren't aching for some of this?

[ is that a dick pic that arrives next? you know it is. ]

[nekked]

[ ffffffffuckkkkkk.

that's definitely not pizza.]


someones cocky

[wantitall]

pun intended?

[ it's certainly not, but isn't it just as delicious, ryuko? you can be honest with him. this is just narrative text, he'll never know. ]

you gonna tell me you're not dying for me?

[nekked]

[absolutely not. the narrative text cannot be trusted!!!]

yeah, as in im gonna die of old age before you get around to giving it to me

[wantitall]

[ that sounds like coward talk to me ]

aw, sounds like someone's getting desperate

maybe if you show me something good i'll get my ass in gear

[nekked]

you dont get a reward for bad behavior outside the bedroom

[nevermind the fact he's literally a walking sin, there are limits to these things! or so she tells herself...]

how bout i promise not to beat you bloody if you make it here in the next ten minutes?

nvm. knowing you, you'd still get off

[damn him to hell and back again.]

[wantitall]

well if you don't like bad boys, you picked the wrong fuckin' dance partner

wow, rude

i'm not a masochist. usually. my freak flag flies in the opposite direction.

[ usually. ]

but i think i can manage ten minutes

[nekked]

yeah I kno

im always the one suffering

[that's what she gets for dating a sadist.]

nine minutes and twenty three seconds

[she's counting.]

[wantitall]

you love it

don't be a brat

oh wait, that's why i like you

[ well, that and the tits ]

man, you really are a desperate little thing

maybe i'm right outside the door

[nekked]

do not

[she totally does]

im sure my tits and ass have nothing to do with it.

[calling him out.]

any longer and im making u take me against that goddamn door

[wantitall]

maybe a little bit

you do have bangin tits babe

and i can't wait to see 'em in person

though not quite as bad as you're aching, i bet

[ the smugness will never end ]

you say like you have a choice

[ except is that a knock at the door? ]

[nekked]

[WOW. SOMEONE NEEDS A BIT OF HUMBLING??]

I can choose not to open the door.