Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[flyboytwopointoh]

[Cue Ben staring at his datapad going ????]

Are you talking about Poe?

[lastofjedi]

What? How would I have seen Poe's?

But by the way you go on he's pretty remarkable himself.

[flyboytwopointoh]

Rey. I've never slept with Poe.

[lastofjedi]

...

This isn't Finn...

[flyboytwopointoh]

No.

[Ben will send Rey an image of himself with a baby Porg sitting on his head.]

[lastofjedi]

Sorry. That was meant for Finn...

[Great. Now he knows that she actually talks about his cock and how badly she might actually want it.]

They hatched?!

[flyboytwopointoh]

They did.

[lastofjedi]

All healthy?

[flyboytwopointoh]

They are.

And kinda adorable.

[lastofjedi]

Always adorable.

[flyboytwopointoh]

They're tasty.

[lastofjedi]

Don't be a hero.