Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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ruby lucas/red | ouat | ota

[redaccents]

[imean]

Has anybody ever told you you're really pretty when you smile?

Other than me like a hundred times

[redaccents]

A few times.

But I like hearing it from you the most.

[imean]

Okay

Then

Do you wanna hear it tonight? At dinner maybe?

[redaccents]

I would love to.

Are we going out or are you going to try and cook?

[imean]

I'm gonna try and cook. And succeed!

[redaccents]

I believe in you.

....What are you going to make?

[imean]

Something that's not super difficult? Kinda feeling like a casserole or something.

But maybe the better question is what are we doing about dessert.

[redaccents]

Have you ever had chocolate lava cake?

Or wait, were you implying that I would be your dessert? Because if so, let's go with that.

[imean]

That is what I was implying. And we should go with that

but

also

tell me about this cake

[redaccents]

I feel like this might get the same reaction as the pictures I usually send you.

[ very safe for work image attached ]

[imean]

[The image might be work safe, but the noises Anna makes are slightly less so.]

It does look really good. Can we do that please?

[redaccents]

Yep. Lava cake, and then me.