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romancereturns ([personal profile] romancereturns) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2020-06-26 09:43 pm

Smutty Scenarios

Smutty Scenarios



The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.

Please listen to and respect each others preferences.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
theworldunwinds: (Default)

Vincent Law/Ergo Proxy // Ergo Proxy // M/M

[personal profile] theworldunwinds 2020-06-27 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Can have Vincent, or Ergo, or both. Open to whatever, no vanilla.]
aconitia: (14)

Brett Talbot | Teen Wolf

[personal profile] aconitia 2020-06-27 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Pass on cheating, possessed, or sexswapped prompts.]
Edited 2020-06-27 10:52 (UTC)
spectacularlyhighking: (Alright bitches)

Eliot Waugh | The Magicians | OTA

[personal profile] spectacularlyhighking 2020-06-28 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[No fail or sex swap. ]
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Eleanor Shellstrop | The Good Place | OTA

[personal profile] az_shrimp_horny 2020-06-28 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Regular, public, or hardcore please. ]
ms_unknown: (Default)

Natasha Romanoff | MCU

[personal profile] ms_unknown 2020-06-28 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[hardcore, public or misc (no sexswap) ]
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Maxxie Oliver | Skins | M/M

[personal profile] not_a_hobby 2020-06-29 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Public / Regular]
callingme: sarah jeffrey as audrey in descendants 3 (Default)

Audrey | Disney's Descendants

[personal profile] callingme 2020-07-01 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[m/f unless prior cr or pm discussion.]
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[personal profile] iheartwaffles 2020-07-01 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
The last few months had been a blur for the pirates; with the announcement that the barrier was forever sealed the Isle had been filled with desperate and angry people. Chaos and carnage were rampant across the streets while the few groups with strength sought to quickly grab up as much turf as they could. Through it all the Wharf Rats not only managed to hold the docks, but had pushed up North into Mal's old territory too. Laying claim to it, and paying the cost with blood, sweat and steel. By the time things finally started to settle once more, and a tense but holding peace of sorts had been hammered out by the ruling gangs/pirate crews, Ursula's Chip Shop was practically packed all day long.

So many people were out and about now that the warring had come to an end, and so the bars were overflowing with folks in need of food, drink, and fun. Even as so many crowded into the Fish and Chip joint a rowdy set of pirates celebrated their victory in style. The captain had given them all a night off, and so the Wharf Rats crowded around the large table in the center of the place. Downing mug after mug of rum, feasting on what passed as decent food, and laughing their asses off as they played poker and joked about Gil's latest misfortune. To be fair the large lad had been sound asleep when the call to arms had rung out across the ship...so the fact that he had showed up to battle wearing nothing but his boots and bandana wasn't completely his fault. Plus the gang they were fighting seemed more than a little ill at ease when it came to attacking the naked boy with that massive cock dangling freely between his thighs.

With a dark blush sweeping across his face the massive young pirate just chuckled along with his friends at the table. Feeling all kinds of sheepish, but glad that his shipmates seemed happy. Gil started to open his mouth to chime in, but quickly closed it once more to stifle the moan that nearly escaped. And with wide eyes he glanced down to the pink haired girl kneeling beneath the table, reaching out to tenderly pat her head as her lips wrapped around that cock of his. Okay, so maybe the others had been a bit hesitant at first when it came to having Audrey around the bar. But there was no denying that the former princess worked hard to bust tables, and that having her as the pirate crew's pet certainly did make things a bit more interesting. Of course it also increased productivity too, since Hook and Uma both decreed that the crew couldn't play with the kitten until their chores were done for the day...and almost overnight every one of the pirate crew seemed to go about their daily chores and assignments with a bit more haste and urgency.

Even Uma herself had taken a shine to the girl. Not at first by any means, but over time as Audrey proved that she wasn't the spoiled royal brat she used to be, the captain began to slowly come around. To the point that Audrey found herself sharing a bed with the teal haired girl from time to time, instead of always having to sleep in that cramped back room with the three other serving girls. As the son of Gaston let out a soft whimper a few eyes drifted down to see the source, and with another roar of laughter the pirates at the table just toasted to their success and dealt out the next round of cards...counting Gil out this hand since he was clearly distracted.
Edited 2020-07-01 03:11 (UTC)
callingme: sarah jeffrey as audrey in descendants 3 (curiosity)

[personal profile] callingme 2020-07-01 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Audrey had honestly lost track of time over the last few months. Marking individual weeks and months didn't seem as important as they had when she'd lived in Auradon what felt like a lifetime ago. She been busy unlearning a lifetime of stupid behaviors and unexamined privilege, in addition to learning the skills she needed to survive and manage the Isle's equivalent of thriving. If anyone from Auradon were to walk into the Fish and Chips, they wouldn't recognize her, except that she still had that distinctive pink hair - the reminder of the biggest mistake she'd made, of the reason she'd ended up on the Isle of the Lost in the first place.

That the people she'd actively tried to kill when she'd gone evil had been the ones to take her in wasn't lost on her, especially after the very, very violent start to the arrangement. But she'd channeled the energy she used to dedicate to social committees, cheer, and all manner of silly things that had seemed so vital at the time into learning actual skills. She could cook, bus tables, clean, even diffuse fights, if they were minor scuffles, and work with the other girls to keep the shop running as smoothly as it could.

There had been conditions, of course. The scar on her cheek, marking her as Harry's pet, and thus the pet of the Wharf Rats as a collective, kept her safe when she had to run errands, and she made sure to pin her hair back on that side on days she ventured beyond Uma's territory for errands. The fact that she was essentially a pet, and had learned all manner of things to make her crew happy. She'd taken to that far easier than she'd initially thought she could or would, and even though Uma hadn't been kind at first, Audrey had held her tongue, done what she'd been told, and eventually earned her tolerance, and sometimes affection.

That was the difference for Audrey. For all that the Wharf Rats were eager to use her when she wasn't working - they weren't unkind once she'd proven she wasn't going to be a problem. She had more positive affection and attention here than she ever had on the mainland, and it made the long hours and occasional roughness easier to handle.

The boy whose cock she was currently swallowing was easily the kindest of the group, and the one she felt emotionally closest to, even if she knew better than to play favorites among the the captain, first mate, and second mate. She liked the attention he gave her, always encouraging, like the light pet of her hair he rewarded her with as she swirled her tongue around the head of his cock. She purred around it to show her appreciation. Uma had called her a kitten in jest, but the epithet had stuck, and as a term of endearment, Audrey far preferred it to wench or princess. She relaxed her throat, pushing her lips as far down Gil's very large cock as she could, reaching up with a hand to tend to the part that couldn't fit.
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[personal profile] iheartwaffles 2020-07-01 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
To most of the Isle the son of the dread Captain Hook was nothing more than a ruthless thug and killer, who did as he pleased with no regard for the lives of anyone else. Yet while Harry could certainly be deadly and cold hearted at times, the young man also had a soft spot when it came to the few folks he counted as friends. Even now as the rest of the crew had the night off to celebrate, Harry had been out handling the crew's business affairs. Finishing up the deal with the other ruling factions, and taking care of the collection take for the day.

Oh he could've just ordered any of the crew to do it, but the first mate wanted them all to enjoy a night off. Especially after every single one of the pirates had worked so hard over the last few months. Night had already fallen by the time the lad finally wrapped up the work, and when he headed into the crowded bar a devilish grin crept across the boy's lips. Just seeing his mates sitting around that table, having a ball, filled Harry with a touch of real joy. Though when he moved closer to the table, and took note of Audrey there beneath it too, a truly wicked idea just sprang to mind.

After quickly hanging his silver hook on his belt the first mate silently stepped up behind Gil, using a finger to let the other pirates who saw him know to keep quiet about his presence. The second Audrey took more of the blonde boy's cock deep into her mouth Gil let out a wanton groan, and a moment later those powerful arms of Hooks put the poor boy into a headlock. Cutting off the blood flow to the already dim brain. With a startled gurgled cry the son of Gaston tried to move, but his ship mates reached out to pin the strong kid down by the arms...and as the poor guy started to black out that cock of his twitched and actually grew a tad harder, before the lack of oxygen and blood flow suddenly caused him to cum harder than ever before.

As the larger pirate's frame trembled and shook, his hips bucked on their own as rope after rope of his hot seed continued to pump and pulse so rapidly. Spilling down the poor girl's throat and flooding her mouth as well. Before Gil actually passed out Harry let go, and in the midst of the laughter he leaned Gil forward so the boy could rest his head on the table while that orgasm of his seemed to just keep going. "Well, well, well! Not this is a party! And to think ya'll decided to start without me." That impish smirk of Hook's was out in full swing as he took a seat beside Gil at the table. Pausing to peek beneath and wink at the poor kitten to see how she was holding up to.

"Looking good, luv. But I think ya got a bit of something there on your chin...and chest, and really just all over ya now." Oh the blonde large lad had truly out done himself this time around. And as Gil finally sat back up he looked so very dazed, but that goofy lust drunk grin was impossible to miss too. 'I...what happened? Harry when did you get here?' Gil's question and confusion only had the pirates laughing all the more, and instead of answering the boy Harry just handed over a mug of rum and told his best friend to drink up.
callingme: sarah jeffrey as audrey in descendants 3 (i can play nice)

[personal profile] callingme 2020-07-01 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Audrey didn't notice Harry at first. She was too intent on Gil, enjoying herself as much as he was enjoying her. When he let out a strangled cry, though, her eyes darted up to see several of the crew holding him back, and Harry's arm around Gil's neck. He wouldn't actually hurt Gil, she knew, but she had no idea what they were planning - at least not until she felt Gil's cock twitch in her mouth in the way she'd learned to recognize meant the boy was about to come, and come hard. She had just enough time to take a breath before she felt the warm, thick liquid in her mouth, and she gulped down what she could. With Gil, though, she usually ended up spilling at least some of that seed down her chin. This time, with whatever Harry had done, it seemed the boy had more than even his usual amount, and his hips jerked without anything to balance them, contributing to the mess.

Still, Audrey laughed with the rest of them, once she realized Gil wasn't actually hurt, and she patted his knee in sympathy. When Harry leaned down to look under the table at her, she smiled. "Whose fault is that?" she asked lightly, voice full of good humor. "You want me to go and get changed, or would that just make double the laundry later?"

When she heard Gil move, she glanced back to him, amusement in her eyes as well as affection. That was probably her favorite of his smiles, especially if she was the reason for it. While she waited for Harry to make up his mind about her, current state, she lifted a hand to her cheek, wiping some of the sticky liquid off with the back of her hand and then licking it from her hand. She could clean up some of this without needing a scrub.
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[personal profile] iheartwaffles 2020-07-01 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh Hook had no problem messing with his best friend, nor making Gil the butt of his pranks and jokes. Yet for all that the first mate would never actually do any real harm to the walking mountain of a kid. Nor really any of the pirates under his charge either. They were his. His friends and family. His shipmates and responsibility. And the pirate first mate would've laid his own life on the line gladly, if it meant keeping them safe. Audrey wasn't crew. The former princess/turned pet would never be a member since she wasn't born to the Isle and didn't possess that killer instinct that the rest of them had. Still despite that she belonged to him. Belonged to the Harry, Uma and the Wharf Rats too. Oh it had taken a bit of time for them all to come around and accept the girl, but here and now there wasn't a pirate at that table who wouldn't gut anyone stupid enough to mess with their little kitten. Kindness was rare on the Isle of the Lost, but what little they had to offer...Audrey received.

Even now, just hearing her laugh, and seeing that smile from across her cum stained lips, just had Hook laughing even harder. Not that usual trademark unhinged laugh either, but a real warm and jovial sound. There was no mocking her at all, though the boy clearly delighted in seeing the mess he had caused. No, he was honestly glad to see how far she had come, and how well the princess had taken to her new life here on the Isle. When she asked about fault the first mate just playfully winked at her before reaching under the table to help pull her out from beneath it. When she was standing at last, and all the Rats could finally see that mess poor Gil had made of their pet, Every single crew member there just chuckled and giggled aloud. Not a one of them though had any cruelness or malice in their rich voices though. The question of her going to get changed did give Harry pause, and as he considered it the young man reached up to brush the back of his hand across her sheer black top. Rubbing right over her nipple, and smearing that cum across the fabric too.

After making up his mind though Harry fished out a red silk handkerchief and handed it over with an impish grin. "No need to go getting changed, lass. Think we can all agree ya look right beautiful like this. But ya can run and fetch your collection of coins, and come join us for a few hands of poker. I'm feeling mighty generous, so I got a feeling that you'll likely even win the first couple hands. Right, mates?" With a collective nod all the crew just flashed her bright smiles and cheered as they agreed with their first mate. Oh it wouldn't do to go being all generous and just giving her coin for no reason. But letting her sit in on the crew only game from time to time, and making sure she walked away winning...it was their way of making sure she always had extra coin for herself. Especially since they all knew that her job here didn't really pay well at all. "Now run along and be quick, pet. If ya dally too long we might start thinking it best that ya slip beneath the table again and lend a hand...or that sweet mouth of yours again."
Edited 2020-07-01 04:38 (UTC)
callingme: sarah jeffrey as audrey in descendants 3 (i can play nice)

[personal profile] callingme 2020-07-01 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
She grinned and let Harry help her out from under the table, and when she heard the laughter, she tossed her head and opened her arms wide, as if showing off for them all. Then, she reached out and squeezed Gil's shoulder before turning back to Harry. She inhaled, and her eyes fluttered shut as his hand slid across her breast.

She took the handkerchief when it was offered, and used it to help clean some of the leftovers off her face and neck. The outfit would just get messy again, so there was little need to wipe it down. Her eyes lit up at the chance to sit at the table and play a few hands of poker. That had been a game she'd learned before the Isle, playing with jelly beans, so while she wasn't the best player, she could win a hand or two without the crew's help occasionally. And really, it wasn't the game that mattered, it was the acceptance the invitation meant. The smiles and cheers at Harry's suggestion had her grinning back at all of them.

She laughed again when Harry spoke. "You say that like it's a bad thing." But, she nodded and dashed off to the bunk she shared with the other girls who worked at the shop and grabbed her coin pouch from under the loose floorboard beneath her pallet. They all knew it was there, but she knew where theirs were, too. And on the nights she was allowed to play poker with the crew, a couple extra coins ended up in their pouches. It was an arrangement that worked out well for all of them.

As she headed back toward the main dining room, she heard someone call out to her. One of the girls from the kitchen. She paused and headed over. "Need another hand for a little bit?" she asked.

The girl shook her head. "Uma's looking for you." She tipped her head toward the office area.

Audrey nodded, turning on her heel and heading straight for the office door. It was closed, so she knocked and waited until she heard Uma's voice call out for her to come inside before she slipped in, closing the door behind her.
Edited 2020-07-01 05:02 (UTC)
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[personal profile] iheartwaffles 2020-07-01 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
While the rest of the crew had been given the night off, the captain of the Wharf Rats was still hard at work. Oh Uma was more than happy to let her first mate run the day to day operations of the piracy side of things. Yet ever since Ursula had retired, and now mostly lived in her room upstairs watching soaps all day on the television, keeping the Fish and Chip shop running fell squarely on Uma's shoulders. To be honest the teal haired girl hated it, but managing the place sure as hell beat serving tables. So there in the back office the captain sat. Pouring over the ledgers and accounts, tallying up the take for the week so far while also taking notes on what supplies they'd need for the following week too. All in all business was good, doubly so now that the war for control over the Isle had come to an end.

But after six hours of sitting there and doing stupid math, Uma found herself beyond frustrated and annoyed. With a sigh she finally got up and took a moment to stretch. Then headed over to the open door to take stock of how the gathered crowd of patrons and pirates were doing. There was no hiding that smile when the girl spotted her crew laughing and having a blast. And just seeing Harry actually laughing too had Uma's smile brightening as well. Life on the Isle was harsh and a constant uphill struggle just to survive. Especially after all hope had been dashed by Mal and the king when the barrier was locked for good. Yet even in the most grueling of conditions there could still be tiny bits of joy to be found, and Uma knew that her crew was a source of joy for her.

Those stunning brown eyes of hers drifted across the room, and when she spotted a messy looking kitten rushing into the back that brow of hers arched ever so slightly. Curious to see what had Audrey in such a hurry, the captain waited till the pink haired girl came out from the back bedroom, now holding a coin pouch, and called over one of the other girls. Ordering them to go fetch Audrey and have her come back to the Captain's office. Without saying another word Uma headed back into her office, closing the door behind her and taking a seat behind the desk again. When that knock on the door was heard Uma barked out 'Enter' and when the other girl came in and closed the door behind her the dark skinned pirate finally looked up from her ledgers and spoke at last. "And just where are you rushing off to, while you're still on duty and supposed to be serving tables?" That tone was stern, but no more so than normal for the pirate captain. And there was no trace of any real anger seen in Uma's expression either. Nor was there any indication how she knew what the princess had been up to since there were no windows in the office at all.
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Audrey cast her mind back to the schedule posted outside. The crew respected her work schedule, and she'd double-checked it before she'd settled among them for her after-hours time. But, if Uma said she was supposed to be working, she must have made a mistake. And if there was anything that would have Audrey feeling less confident, it was the idea that she'd made a mistake. That particular shame response from dealing with her Grammy hadn't been cut out by the Isle yet.

"I must have read the schedule wrong. I thought I got off an hour ago, and I've been in my usual spot since then. Harry invited me to play poker with everyone for a little while. I can go change and get back to work." Her cheeks burned at the mistake she must have made, but she didn't try to make excuses. She explained herself clearly, and if Uma told her to get back to work, she'd do it without complaint. She might belong to Harry, but Uma was Harry's senior in the crew, and she was only here at Uma's pleasure.
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[personal profile] iheartwaffles 2020-07-01 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh Audrey hadn't made a mistake at all, but that didn't matter. Not when Uma was the one calling the shots. Instead of saying anything though the captain just listened as the princess mentioned having been invited to play poker with Harry. There was no flash of annoyance or tick of anger either. If anything the teal haired girl's face was completely unreadable. With a gesture the captain had Audrey hand over that little coin purse, and proceeded to dump the coins onto the desk. It was a meager sum to be sure, not even a hundred coins from the looks of it. But instead of saying as much the captain counted out six of the coins and put them back into the coin purse, then opened up the top drawer of her desk and scooped the rest of Audrey's money right into it. When the drawer was closed at last the dark skinned girl opened up the side drawer, and after fishing around for a moment she pulled out a larger blue cloth bag.

The captain of the Wharf Rats never played poker with her crew. Not because she disliked them, or the game itself, but because they all knew it wouldn't look right for her to play with those beneath her station. From time to time though she'd head out with Harry, and attend a monthly game that was attended by the other captain's, first mates, and leaders of different gangs. There she could play, and cheat, and cut loose for a bit. Even hosting the game in one of the back rooms here at the bar.

After holding the blue bag in her palm as if she was weighing it, the captain smirked a little before letting it plop on the desk. When it was dropped onto the top of the desk Audrey could hear those coins within jingling. "Right then, kitten. Here's what mama needs you to do. When you play the first hand spill out the six coins from your coin pouch and go all in. The crew will be all to eager to try and bet a little more so you can win it, since they'll think the six is all you have. Then when the next hand comes around go all in again, and when they agree drop this coin pouch down on the table. It's got about a thousand coins that I won off of CJ, Shere Khan, and Hades last week."

Oh helping Audrey wasn't her only goal when Uma decided to give the girl the sizable pile of coinage. No, she knew her crew would go all in too...and end up loosing their spending money for the next month or so in the process. Which meant her pirates wouldn't be out getting too drunk or stirring up trouble for a bit. And instead would stay close to the Fish and Chip shop to get their drinks. "You can keep the winnings, and the coins from my pouch too. Just be sure to have Gil take you to the Market so you can buy yourself a few new pretty things."
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rosho tsutsujimori | hypmic

[personal profile] glossophobia 2020-07-29 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
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closed » yenyenbill

[personal profile] glossophobia 2020-07-29 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Fifteen minutes. Fifteen more minutes until class ends and it's time for lunch, and he can retreat to the faculty bathroom, get away from his students, the classroom, away from watchful eyes, and contemplate burying himself a grave at the back of the school.

The summer heat always proves itself difficult to handle, but there's none of it inside the building, so it makes no sense for Rosho to be sweating under his loosened collar, to have the beads of sweat along his brow, his strands of bangs sticking in twisted shapes, hair damp at the back of his neck his undershirt unpleasant. Even with his rolled up sleeves, it doesn't do enough. He should have removed the vest. His glasses keep fogging up. He's so hot, he can barely take it. His students were sure he must have come down with a fever, his kind, wonderful students, so worried for his well-being, yet he assured them he was fine. Maybe whatever he'd eaten for breakfast didn't sit well with him, he assured them. He promised he'd be okay.

Fifteen more minutes. Fourteen more minutes.

All he can hear is the scratch and scuff of pencils, shoes kicking at the floor, mumbles at his back, chalk against the blackboard.

He can't hear the buzzing tucked away under his clothing, nudged in so deep, he can only be thankful for that. That no one can hear the torment he's been enduring the past few hours, since he woke up that morning and was given one specific order before he left for work.

"Put it in and keep it in. We're rehearsing again."

Fucking bastard. Rosho licks his lips, checks his watch.

Thirteen more minutes. He hasn't felt anything from the toy in the past hour but the abuse has been so continuous that just feeling it inside of him is agonizing. Rei might have given up, maybe he went out to get food, maybe he took a nap. ]
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[personal profile] yenyenbill 2020-07-29 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nah! He doesn't need a nap today, he's spry! Rei being Rei had been doing Rei things— extorting someone who owed him a favor. Now that the name's on the contract in crooked ink, he can get back to the business hotel room where he'd laid his stuff and get back to his personal interest of make Rosho squirm in public some more.

Sort of a shame he doesn't have some kind of camera on him.
He sure wishes he could see.

Hitting the button of the long distance vibrator, Rei's mouth slants, wondering if it even works. It isn't as if Rosho has sent him any sloppy text messages or called him begging him for mercy. He's at work, sure, but Rei'd expected to hear something by now. Either Rosho'd disobeyed him by taking it out or the remote isn't working right? No fun.

Rei cranks up the dial to the highest strength: ]

Hope I didn't waste my money. [ A frown at it, at the same time. He eyes the dark screen of his phone on the end table, wondering if a form of contact from Rosho will come to him soon. ]
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[personal profile] glossophobia 2020-07-30 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ His countdown is down to five more minutes, and Rosho is just about ready to set the piece of chalk down and wrap up his lecture before facing his students once more.

The buzzing starts again. Rosho falls silent, the chalk nearly slips from his fingers but he jabs it against the chalkboard leaving an unnecessary white splotch of the chalk at the end of an equation. No, no no no, not again, the class is almost over he just has five more minutes please don't start this up again, not yet, just let him finish up and give the class their assignment and go to the bathroom. He puts the chalk away, taking a deep, trembling breath, turns around—

His knees buckle from under him. Rosho barely manages to catch the edge of the desk as he feels himself fall, a strangled groan leaving him as his vision blurs. His class falls into curious murmurs, a few voices louder than others. "Sensei, are you okay? We told you you're not fine at all! Do you need to go to the infirmary? Sensei? Sensei?"

All he hears are voices everywhere, and there are eyes, eyes watching him, all over. The vibration of the vibe inside of him is worse than it has ever been the entirety of the day. His legs are shaking behind the desk, his hands too, on top of the wood, as it buzzes and causes his insides to burn with need. His dick is getting hard. Rosho swallows down a whine, tries to find his words, but as he pushes himself to straighten out the electric current of pleasure strikes right up his spine and he shuts his eyes tight. Don't get hard in front of the students, don't moan, don't do anything, don't say anything, god not in front of his students, they're watching him, they won't stop watching him, please stop watching him.

Sensei Sensei Sensei

He doesn't remember what he says as he goes straight into auto-pilot. No assignment tonight. Read your notes. Test next week. Have a good day. I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. He snatches at his papers, whatever is on the desk, shoves it into his shoulderbag. The heat in his body is unimaginable. It's probably a minute or two before the bell needs to go off, his students are telling him it's too early, something like that, but he ignores them as he rushes to the door, shoves it open. The vibrator hasn't stopped.

Walking has brought the vibration right against his prostate. Rosho feels tears in his eyes, but he walks, then runs, all the way down the hall as he races to the faculty room. It's as he gets to the door that he hears the bell go off. He doesn't even drop off his bag at his desk, he keeps going, cock pressed against his underwear, probably wet, and he doesn't think to stop moving until he gets to the bathroom stall.

The bag drops to the floor in a thunk. He reaches into his back pocket, pulls out his phone and starts furiously typing with a hand while the other grapples at his belt. ]


stop stop turn it off too much turn it off stop
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[personal profile] yenyenbill 2020-08-01 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Finally, Rei's phone lights up. While he hasn't the context around the text message that he receives, he's glad he's getting some kind of response. He thumbs the keyboard of his smartphone, hardly ever needing to type with it thanks to his auto-suggest. ]

Took you a while to get back to me.
Thought it might not be working.


[ Complying, he switches off the buzzing and grants Rosho a moment of mercy in the bathroom. He leans back in his seat, eyebrows raising at the LINE chat screen where Rosho's miserable little text sits written. ]

Where are you now?

[ He's horny and he wants a video call. Without giving Rosho the opportunity to respond, only a few seconds after he sends his question, the buzzing of the vibrator starts up again against Rosho's prostate, faint. ]

I want to look at you.
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[personal profile] glossophobia 2020-08-02 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ He'd bark out a laugh at the stupidity of Rei purchasing something he didn't even know would work properly or not but Rosho doesn't check the reply that comes with the buzz of his phone. He's got it tucked under his chin, both hands furiously working the button and zipper of his slacks open, tugging up the annoying sweatervest, yanking the shirt free of his pants. God why the fuck does he wear so many layers its summer. Just as he manages to see the wet patch at the front of his briefs the vibration starts again, not as strong as before, but right up against his prostate and Rosho chokes on a moan. His his jump up, sharp sparks up pleasure up his spine. The phone buzzes again

Rosho simply shoves a hand down under the waistband of his underwear and starts pawing at his erection. He fumbles to pull the phone free, nearly drops it, bleary eyes staring at the screen.

This bastard, this mother fucker, he's still at work where the hell else does he think he is? ]


work bathroom will take picture turn it off please turn it off

[ He's not thinking about the fact that maybe Rei wants more than just a brief snapshot of a fleeting moment, of him with his hand down his underwear, stroking his cock with a vibe hidden in his ass, but it's the best he's going to get when Rosho can think of nothing but wanting to come already. ]
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[personal profile] yenyenbill 2020-08-05 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
But I don't want just a picture. 😜😜😜

[ The speed of which he's texting Rosho makes it clear that he's on his phone with the chat open. Rei isn't multitasking, he's deliberately watching the messages for reactions. ]

Don't you wanna show me in real time?
Now that you're in the bathroom you can be as nasty as you want.
Your last class just ended, didn't it?
If you cum before I get to see it on call, I'm gonna be pissed and make you start this thing all over.

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[personal profile] glossophobia 2020-08-07 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ He should send an entire litany of the word "die" because that's basically all he wants to say to Rei at this moment, but if he doesn't follow through with his demands, the torment's going to continue, and he can't even bare the thought. There's a brief delay after the last message while Rosho tucks the phone under his chin again and snags it tight under his neck, unconcerned with the way the screen will probably get smudged with sweat. With some hasty wriggling and squirming, the vibration of the vibe torturous inside of him the entire time, he manages to tug his underwear and pants down to pool at his ankles. His shirt and vest are tugged up higher, stomach exposed, trying to leave as little room for mess as possible.

He pulls the phone free, wipes the screen clean then looks at the clock. About half an hour left. With a trembling hand he starts the video call then turns the camera to face the view that he knows Rei wants: Rosho's cock is flushed red, hard, wet at the tip and precum already coated over the length. He takes it in his hand and gives it a slow stroke, biting back a sound at the pleasure that spikes up his spine, insides tightening around the toy deep in him. ]
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[personal profile] yenyenbill 2020-08-11 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Rei flickers up on Rosho's screen after only the first ring, the angle where's initially seen anticipated and too flattering for an accidental front cam shot. Upon sight of what he sees, a grin spreads across his mouth and leans forward in his seat, eyes visible from behind the mysterious lenses of his sunglasses. ]

Hey baby. [ The greeting is said in a teasing way, in a way also not difficult to believe. A stranger might very well believe Rosho is seeing some daddy. Rei isn't given a long time to look at Rosho's face, only the state of his dick and the shaky hand around it. He's quiet, but that makes sense. ]

'm I on speaker?

[ Probably, right. Rei can only see what Rosho wants him to, and so he can't dip his head in to check out the surroundings, or scope out what Rosho's work bathroom is like otherwise. When he reclines back in his bed to make himself comfortable, he lifts the controller of the vibrator and wiggles it by the tip. ]

Look, here it is. Ta-da.

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