everyone has baggage... (aka: i dredge old memes from the deep)

[anon_jigen]

and you're admitting yours to the world!

Inspired by the Jerry Springer game show, this meme is for revealing your embarrassing, unique, or weird "baggage" - bad habits, a shameful past experience, relationship preferences, and unusual hobbies.

RULES
1. Comment with your character's baggage! Either one piece of baggage or, following the show's example, three pieces which increase in their weirdness as they're listed.
2. Reply to others' baggage! whether you're considering them as a romantic or sexual partner, learning something you wish you didn't know about your friend or commenting out of curiosity or revulsion. Can you accept their baggage?


other examples: "I hold my cat during sex" "I have booty calls in 12 states" "I get turned on while watching Cake Boss" "I pop other people's pimples" "I clear my mind by hanging myself from meat hooks" "I drugged an ex and killed his fish", and of course :

Comments

three

[inachinashop]

What, so you can call them up for another good time or so you can blackmail them later?

Re: three

[actingchoices]

Luckily, one doesn't exclude the other, does it?

[inachinashop]

I guess that depends on how nasty you are about the blackmail - or how charming. And believe me, you would have to be really charming to make that work.

[actingchoices]

Let's call this game by its true name: how many times do we have to fuck before I've got enough shit on you to grab you by the balls?

[inachinashop]

So you don’t sleep with anyone who’s not hiding something?

[actingchoices]

In the circles I frequent, everybody's hiding something. It's really that simple.

[inachinashop]

Oh yeah, I know the kind of situation you’re talking about. Sounds lonely.

[actingchoices]

Well, welcome to the world, right?

[inachinashop]

That depends. Is your world a place where you never really let your guard down around anybody?