fantastic sexts and where to find them

[hufflefluffhouse]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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charlie magne。☆ hazbin hotel

[wannabedisney]

[balloonbutt]

[Hope you weren’t busy because suddenly there’s a picture of a thick pink butt on your phone]

CHALIEEEEEEE I heard you were feeling bummed but I wanted you to know how Bootyfull you really are!

nazuna nito | ensemble stars! | ota

[pyonpyon]

Linhardt | FE:3H | ota

[sleepyscholar]

[tr1ckortreat]

How does a few drinks by the fire sound to you?

Rey | Star Wars | ota

[reydacted]

[ serious or misfires are both good! ]

Samus Aran | Metroid | ota

[thechozonone]

[ Good with cross canon/assumed CR ]

Pinkie Pie ~ My Little Pony ~ F/F

[balloonbutt]

Princess Azula - A:TLA - F/F OTA for cast mates

[makeadragonwannaretire]

Kadaj | FFVII | ota

[riplica]

[catwoman]

So handsome -- if I tell you how pretty your eyes are will you let me see your sword?

wei wuxian | the untamed

[desultorily]

( home to all misfires. )

[righteousquiet]

Wei Ying.

shigaraki | gugure kokkuri-san | ota

[rentfree]

[ misfires ok ]

haruhi suzumiya | disappearance of nagato yuki-chan | ota

[uncommonsense]

[ misfires ok, let me know if you want post anime (second term) or post manga (two years into university) ]

post-manga if thats' good?

[citryst]

next time we go to a mixer im leaving with you harupin

that guy was the wooooorsssssttttttt

Jaisyn “Jane” Solo (r!63) • Star Wars EU

[forceshadowed]

[ m/f or f/f with prior cr ]

tasha benedict | non-fandom oc | m/f

[packyourknives]

[misfires OK; just tag as such]

jason todd | dc

[redhelmet]

Jemma Simmons | Agents of SHIELD

[biochemistry]

[ota with f/f preference]

Sayuri Naess | original

[prismatical]

[f/f]

esme frost | the gifted

[quintuplet]

Daenerys Targaryen | GOT/ASOIAF (modern)

[noncandescent]

[ota]

[blossomingrose]

I'm not sure I made it clear just how much I enjoyed last night.

It was hard to, being gagged.

Kate Kane | DC (au)

[elegize]

[f/f]

dorothea arnault | fe3h

[arnaults]

the spiritual sequel to our tfln thread (also obvs misfire)

[madjesty]

I invited her to go horseback riding with me, but she seemed to take that to mean something else. Something wholly inappropriate.

In retrospect, the part where I told her she might enjoy going full throttle was... particularly embarrassing.

kaoru hitachiin | ohshc

[totheright]

[managedthat]

How do you feel about pink lace? Or pink leather?

ariadne | inception

[takemeinyourdream]

honeymaren | frozen ii | f/f

[fantasygalpal]

akira kurusu (joker) | persona 5 | OTA

[jokingoff]

[proteusmoon]

...Thoughts?

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Peter Parker (MCU) ota

[spideysense]

[18+ for serious, open to misfires]