old bone

[commemeorate]

THEKINDASTUCKMEME
Well, at least it's not glue.

RULES:
o1. Put down your character ( name | series | any preferences).
o2. Those replying can pick / rng / ask Snape on the astral plane to choose one of the prompts below.
o3. You know what they say: birds of a feather get stuck in questionably legal situations together!

Hope you enjoy your enforced quality time, when you're both stuck -

o1 in traffic, after an atrocious argument.
o2. distracting this person, while your partner in comedy/crime organizes their surprise party, or slashes their car tyres.
o3. defending the base for the next vicious 42 min, until your cavalry to get here. Ladies, gentlemen: good luck.
o4. on a raft, idly drifting the way of the nearest deserted island, a surely cute shark in tow.
o5. in an air vent, after fruitlessly stalking this person, whom you thought to be a serial killer. They don't make friendly neighbours like they used to.
o6. trapped in a codependent relationship with your bed / pet / really domestic hobby, from which this person hopes to break you by way of alcohol a social intervention.
o7. in a waiting room, while you're hanging around for the results for a highly embarrassing disease test, and would really rather not run into anyone you kno - ...God damn it.
o8. trying to safely navigate through a department store, after carelessly forgetting you were out on your measly errand during Black Friday / the year's biggest one-day sale.
o9. standing guard in front of a bedroom with this nigh-stranger, so your Romeo-Juliet-like friends can finally get it on in behind closed doors, thematic noises included. Get the small talk going.
10. with your hair in one of their zippers. You pick which. Everyone else just points and laughs.
11. delivering some pretty terrible news to them.
12. with your hand in their mailbox, just as they're coming out of their house, or apartment.
13. doing the dishes, when you both forgot your wallets and can't foot the bill.
14. playing moral support for your friend, who's stuck in a magician's box, while said magician goes off to look for the key. And coffee. And dinner.
15. reading a manual on how to defuse a bomb, or a very sensitive alarm system. Tick-tack. No rush.
16. waiting for the movie reels to get changed over from an accidental porn showing, courtesy of teenagers in charge of the screening room. You're also out of popcorn.
17. under the only stone building around for miles in the middle of an acidic rain. And then you wonder whether pollution's really on the rise.
18. on the roof, after the ladder's snapped in half. Your neighbour's particularly irritable cat might also be out on the prowl.
19. in a bdsm swing. Look, no one's judging.
20. baby-sitting, pet-sitting, or car-sitting. Yes, that new Ferrari needs day and night surveillance.
21. in a lake, because this person caught you skinny-dipping and won't. Go. Away.
22. on the phone for an important interview / business conversation, while this person tries to distract you.
23. waiting to be ransomed, while in the actually quite loving care of especially incompetent criminals.
24. with your and this person's thumbs engaged in a dysfunctional Chinese finger trap.
25. waiting for them to make the Important Announcement they've been hinting at all week, while they taunt and tease you with it.

Comments

#2 | Electroma | OTA

[electrauma]

Sam Flynn | Tron: Legacy (voice testing)

[flynnlived]

Catra | She-Ra and the Princesses of Power | s5 spoilers, OTA

[morethanadistraction]

Kasumi Goto | Mass Effect

[goto]

goro akechi | persona 5 | ota

[mentally]

( check in for shipping stuff, otherwise pretty much ota! )

some variation of 06?

[truejudgment]

[ Sae really should be less of a perfectionist.

Deep down, she knows that extra hours on the clock won't change her case load, let alone the folders of evidence already piling on her desk. Her case is iron-clad. Her witnesses' testimonies are flawless. Public opinion is turned against the defendant, though the tide could change at any moment. By all accounts, she should pack up her things and go home already.

At the same time, she has to keep trying and finding new, unspoken links that must exist between witnesses and crime scenes and evidence and–

And Akechi's still hanging out in her office? Sae glances up from her laptop (and the numerous cups of coffee littered around), half-wondering if she had missed something else altogether: ]

Akechi-san? You're still here?

Sephiroth | FFVII

[sefirot]

Jason Todd / Red Hood | DC

[diedonthejob]

Rey | Star Wars | OTA

[weilding]

[ M/F for shippy unless F/F clicks, more about the personality than anything. Open to all prompts, gen is great, assumed CR is cool, just fill me in. AUs welcome. ]

Maglor | Tolkien Legendarium | ota

[canafinwe]

akemi morishita | original

[cupidite]

( m/m for shipping, ota otherwise! )

Irene Adler | Sherlock Holmes | OTA

[betweenhusbands]

[ Fair warning she may we be there by design and you might be her next mark. ]

[tigerjack]

(Have a favorite? Want to do something that's not listed? He's kinda kinky if we want to go for something 'shocking', like restrained in an inconvenient pose.

Oh, and don't mind Moran, his growl is worse than the rest of him and most of it will be inner dialogue unless jolted to tell the truth.)

Irene Fucking Adler, he thought with a scowl. What the deuce was she up to? Maybe, just maybe, she wouldn't see him.

Takao Kazunari || Kuroko No Basuke || OTA

[deliveryhawk]

[Anything except the BDSM swing.]

8

[veteran_king]

[ Being stuck to someone else is a personal affront to him but no more so than being stuck in a mob of Black Friday shoppers who rushed them to electronics by sheer numbers. ]

What was that?! Who's touching me?! Let go of Mr. Floppy!

[ His complaints are lost in the crowd until they reach the section and the crowd starts disperses leaving him traumatized and clutching his lucky item for dear life. ]

rose tyler | doctor who | ota

[baddestwolf]

vasquez | mag7 | ota

[vaqueros]

claude von riegan | fe:3h | ota

[outsideer]

[ pre- & post- chinstrap available! ]

[sleepyscholar]

( how about 21, post-timeskip? bonus points for them still being on opposing sides and making it extra awkward )

Tifa Lockhart | FF7R

[hitfirst]

Ganymede | greek mythology

[eagleswept]

Alex Summers | Marvel

[actiii_scenei]

oh hai

[iceed]

[ any of them jump out at you? The one I think they couldn't blast their way out of is the car sitting. ]

Chikai Kuji | Sarazanmai

[measuringdistance]

[Gen only, otherwise OTA!]

Jean Kirstein | Attack on Titan | OTA

[trost]

[ ngl 19 is pretty funny and would love to do it ]

james t kirk ★ nu!startrek

[xxrebelcaptain]

Priyana | superhero OC

[defied_the_council]

[I'm sure several of these would work very well for superhero shenanigans. Especially when you're a relatively newly arrived alien such.]

six ( granblue fantasy. )

[wray]

( ooc. assumed cr a-ok! )

Dimitri Blaiddyd | Fire Emblem: 3H

[hauntedking]

[ ota! ]

In a supply closet, hiding from a royal party and a deluge of suitors hoping to snag a crown

[sleepyscholar]

[Linhardt pressed his ear against the closed closet door, listening for the distant sound of footsteps headed their way, or possibly raised voices of those who might be searching for their suddenly 'missing' king.

He sighed with relief when he heard nothing.]

I think we're safe for now.

[Taking a step back, Linhardt grabbed at Dimitri's hand and gave it a squeeze. There was almost no light in the closet, and little space to move around. Still... when he'd seen how stressed Dimitri was becoming from potential suitors showering him with constant attention, he couldn't think of anything else but to grab him and run to another part of the castle and hide in the first open room he could find.

At least no one would expect them to be here, of all places.]

That was ridiculous. I never expected so many...

[He can't help but feel annoyed. Of course, he and Dimitri are keeping their developing relationship private at this point for a variety of reasons, but he still can't stand all of the swooning and flirting going on out there.]

Evie | Disney's Descendants | ota

[4hearts]