The Weeaboo Sock (
weebsock) wrote in
bakerstreet2020-06-15 09:16 pm
Entry tags:
Hotline bling

the phone sex +
sexting meme
sexting meme
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Is there something you need?
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[Oh, he read that right the first time -- he's being unusually cheeky, that's all.]
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I want to see something sweet on your flesh. Something I would eat off your body.
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[Ignis, meanwhile, sends a silent clip of himself over. It's not very long, probably no more than five seconds in length, and it's strictly of him sucking cream cheese frosting off his fingers. Enjoy, Vincent.]
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Do you?
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[Of course, he won't reveal them. It's more enjoyable that way, not saying things so openly and leaving everything open up to Vincent's interpretation. Most of the pleasure is being able to evoke certain reactions out of him...hence why he's not above sending suggestive clips of himself while he's, yes, in the midst of baking something for His Highness.]
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Although Vincent rationalizes, Ignis is unparalleled in his skill as a master chef. Who wouldn't be in Vincent's position after a morsel off of Ignis' menu? )
Ignis.
( Vincent tries to think of something else to add and fails to come up with something clever, romantic, or risqué. Ignis' patience for him is also something exceptional. )
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[Not very long after that same text comes a picture -- not a video clip, sadly -- that Ignis took of his abdomen. His silk shirt is unbuttoned and left draped open like a gown, exposing the fine hills and valleys of muscle as well as the curious trail of the sweet frosting he himself painted just below his belly button and above the waistband of his boxers.]
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I won't waste any of it.
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What would you do, Vincent? Swipe it off with your finger? Your tongue?
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But if I had to choose?
My collarbones. Then I'd make you work your way down.
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the first one was better, ngl
Will you use your teeth?
/)(\ ♥
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Are you sure?
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You want to be punished?
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Maybe I deserve to be.
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