The Random Mass Shipping Meme

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Random Mass Shipping Meme

Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love. There's nothing you can do that can't be done. Nothing you can sing that can't be sung. Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game. It's easy. There's nothing you can make that can't be made. No one you can save that can't be saved. Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. It's easy. All you need is love, all you need is love, all you need is love, love, love is all you need. Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love. All you need is love, all you need is love, all you need is love, love, love is all you need.

Shipping and smut memes are all well and good, but sometimes, people can feel a bit left out or hesitant to tag people on them. There's usually a lot of assumptions that have to be made, and we're afraid that what the person we're tagging really wants is a castmate or someone they already thread/ship with. And that's daunting.

In this meme, throw all that out the window. What we have here is nothing but RANDOM MASS SHIPPING as far as the eye can see. Like this character? Tag them. Have no clue who they are but want someone to play with? Tag. Think they have a pretty icon? TAG THAT RIGHT NOW. The pairings don't even have to make sense; heck, the more out of context, the better. You might just find that hey, this actually makes perfect sense! And that's the beauty.

HOW TO PLAY

• Comment with your characters, using the subject for the usual name, canon info, and so on.
• Comment to others. Whoever you want to, whoever catches your fancy. You don't need a reason. Don't feel shy. That's the point!
  • Also, this meme isn't for tagging canonmates/CR as per usual (of course, no one will hunt you down, either). Go out on a limb and have some fun!
• Don't neglect to respond to those who come before you. This meme is meant for randomness, so having a bunch of nobody responding to anyone isn't good.
• Use the RNG to find a prompt, or make one up.

PROMPTS


1. You wake up suddenly to find the "one that got away" sleeping quietly beside you.

2. You walk into your apartment or house to find your greatest love and your best friend are undressing each other on the kitchen floor. How do you react?

3. Your first date with the love of your life.

4. You have just recognized the girl or guy in the elevator with you. She/he is the person you loved from afar but never asked out. The elevator stops between floors. You two are alone and stuck for at least an hour. What do you do?

5. The person who completely broke your heart is meeting you for coffee.

6. Your most awkward, embarrassing school dance.

7. Your best first kiss, the lead up, and the aftermath.

8. You and your secret crush debate the topic, "better to have loved and lose then to have never loved at all."

9. Losing your virginity, the lead up, and the aftermath.

10. Your best friend within your sexual preference has just declared his or her long-standing feelings for you.

11. After casual sex, one of you says the words, "I love you." What happens then?

12. You are waiting for the love of your life to walk down the aisle, but someone comes in with a note. Your love has gotten cold feet!

13. A trip outside of your home country that you took with a romantic partner.

14. A memorable drug or alcohol experience that you had with a romantic partner.

15. The person who broke your heart the most came crawling back. How do you react?

16. You're having the most passionate intimate or sexual experience of your life!

17. This is the first time you're telling your sweetheart (or the person you admire from a distance) that wonderful and scary phrase, "I love you."

Comments

Inoue Orihime | Bleach | ota

[holyfight]

[hey hey let's go!]

Jonathan Crane | DC

[arkham_doctor]

[stakings]

[ ooc: how would you feel about this crossover? :) ]

Seiko Shinohara | Corpse Party | ota

[nohardfeelings]

3

[holyfight]

[This was it! Orihime had managed to ask Seiko out on a date to the amusement park, and now she was waiting on the other girl to arrive. She had been pretty nervous when she was getting ready, and there were butterflies crawling all over her stomach (which brought up so many interesting mental images to kill time), but now she was pretty calm.

She was hanging out at the gate to the park, waiting on her date to arrive, when she finally spotted the other girl. With a shout and a wave, she began running towards her date]

Seiko-chaaaaaaan! You're finally here!

Volkner | Rule 63 | Pokemon | Het

[electricitybill]

Accelerator | Toaru Majutsu no Index

[fieldsofvector]

[preference for non-smut]

Amaterasu ☼ Okami ☼ OTA

[motherofthesun]

[Human or wolf. Crack welcome.]

Rolled 2 and then 10

[deusexhormones]

[So it could be an either-or or a combination thing. Preferably with shenanigans]

Takashi Shiki | Akumu-chan

[dreamalittle]

Penny | Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog | OTA

[pennynotsaved]

4?

[arkham_doctor]

[It was no surprise Jonathan had been experimenting on the homeless. They were a convenient and abundant test pool. And no one cared when they went crazy. At least that's what he had thought to start.

Penny had caught his eye not to long after he started his experiments, but of course he couldn't say anything to her. Then one day she got into an elevator with him, he did a double take when he realized it was, indeed, her, and the elevator stopped between floors with the sound of the building loosing power and the emergency lights clicking on.]

This doesn't seem promising...

Hana | Wolf Children | OTA

[okamimommy]

Bilbo Baggins | The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings | OTA

[took_curious]

17. hope this is alright!

[ex_lyriums284]

( Solona rarely missed a chance to visit, no matter how preoccupied she should have been. Stories of her travels, good food to go with good company - this was something the woman looked forward to and, even if she wasn't quite in the area, it wasn't unusual for her to detour. Such apparently being the case when she showed up close to dusk, utterly road worn and surprisingly apologetic for the abrupt intrusion at such an odd hour.

Not that politeness was unusual for her. She was quite fond of propriety, but a comfort had long settled. The sort that comes with a lengthy friendship, that can make one sometimes, not purposely, take advantage. It wasn't the first time she'd come along when the sky was growing dim and purple, but this was certainly the first time in a long while that she looked so uncertain for it. Fidgety, even. )

I've brought something, ( she said, rummaging through the bag at her seated side and bringing out a cherry wood carving, etched with vines and leaves. ) It's a pipe. Obviously. I know you're quite fond of yours, but I saw this at a lovely little market and thought it would be perfect for you.

Chrome Dokuro | KHR! (Ten Years Later) | OTA

[kuromu_dokuro]

Fujiwara no Mokou | Touhou Project | F/F

[failblazer]

Yukina | Yu Yu Hakusho | Open to All

[crylittlesister]

[Yukina is an ice demon/apparition from a race without men. Her kind reproduce asexually and live on a floating island away from everyone else. However, she's disavowed their way of life and left, criticizing them for being too cold.

That's the short version. The long version is here, with completely optional NSFW headcanon here.]

m-my weaknesses, idk 14

[spiritswords]

[ Shizuru was gonna kill him later. Though... That was pretty much a constant given, so maybe it was nothing to worry about. Besides! This was integrating with the college atmosphere, right? Social drinking was practically a requirement for the business world, anyway! So... If he ever figured out what he wanted to do and it should happen to involve an office or whatever, this was just practice! There. Excuse in place for later.

Wobbling up the numerous steps to Genkai's while intoxicated didn't really fit in with his excuse, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. He'd even started re-thinking it three quarters of the way up and, by the time he reached the top, he was seriously reconsidering his abilities in decision-making. Genkai could easily kill him before he got home to his sister's wrath.

Yep. He'd sobered enough so that he had enough sense to keep quiet, slumping onto the temple's walk-way instead of trying to actively get the attention of anybody inside. Yeah. He'd just sit here for a minute and move on, pretend he hadn't thought to drag himself all the way up here 'cause Yukina was the best person alive, and she might want to be informed of that. Bad plans. Hell.

After a few moments of sitting, he flopped into laying down, legs hanging over the edge of the porch and cursing in self-deprication. ]

Yeah, Kazu. You're a fuckin' genius.

Rapunzel | Tangled | Open to All

[daydreaming]

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI | M/F

[edgar_roni]

Richter Belmont | Castlevania | OTA

[vampirekiller]

4 - why in the world are they in an elevator? Who knows?!

[holyfight]

[The grinding clatter of the elevator's gears stopping jolted Orihime. She hadn't really paid much attention to her surroundings before then, but the fact that the elevator was now stuck between floors changed all that. It caused her to look around curiously for the first time, before jamming her finger on the button to try and send them to the next floor.

It was then that she noticed the man in the elevator with her. She'd seen him around a few times, and had always been too shy to talk to him before. In fact, she had something of a little crush on him, just from his looks. Was his name Belmont? That sounded right.

Well, in this situation, wouldn't it be rude to not say anything? Orihime decided that yes, it would be, even if she wasn't sure exactly what would come out of her mouth at the moment. It'd look too strange if she just stood there and didn't say anything, after all!]

I-It looks stuck... L-Like maybe something crawled into the gears up top or something.

[See! That was perfectly normal!]

Bel Rowley | The Hour | OTA

[ispossible]

solona amell | dragon age | het

[ex_lyriums284]

Dave Strider | Homestuck | OTA

[beatdownremix]

Morrigan | Dragon Age: Origins

[ordonaturalis]

Bruce Wayne | The Dark Knight | OTA, the more the merrier, etc.

[lasiurus]

7 THIS TOOK A WHILE TO BRAIN. APPRECIATE ME.

[nottheshoe]

Nike, had not technically been snooping, she'd just been tasked by Alfred to help organize some boxes-- and one labelled "X-mas" had fallen over. A pile of tinsel and lights and a few other knick-knacks. And then her eyes catch it, just a dinky little ornamentation among the rest. But like hell she's letting it go.

So, she waits. And waits. And waits until Bruce gets home (Hiding her find from Alfred, continuing to help him as if nothing happened), and once she hears the softer-than-you'd-expect footsteps down the halls at an ungodly hour of night, she pounces.

"So, even Bruce Wayne needs some help from time to time." Ignore that shit eating grin Bruce. Concentrate on the fake mistletoe dangling from her finger tips. "Who woulda thought."


And try not to think too hard on how or why she had procured this in the middle of summer.

Abbie Jansen / OC / OTA

[thislastrequest]

Will Vaughn / OC / OTA

[nvrbelieveagain]

Maddie Graham / OC / OTA

[bestintention]

Matt Delaney / OC / Het

[asyoufindme]