ahahaha who would sext you...UNLESS

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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mariette | blade runner 2049

[doxie]

Rias Gremory | High School DXD | F/M, castmates

[rias_gremory]

[[ooc: Threesome option with this (accidentally?) being in a group chat, if you want!]]

newt scamander | fantastic beasts

[zoion]

[ (re-)voicetesting. ota, canon + crosscanon loved, assumed cr is a+, this could be legit sexting or magical creature talk, who even knows where it'll go ]

trevor belmont | castlevania

[familycrest]

[ ota, ot3 loved but crosscanon is also [ kisses fingers ]. idk anachronistic or magical texts or modern au?? also please don't expect him to have actual game ]

modern au because why not

[cryptsleeper]

How much longer until you're home today?

Azula | A:TLA | F/F or OTA for canon mates

[makeadragonwannaretire]

[scarlet_devil]

So, do you have it?

Asui Tsuyu ~ My Hero Academia ~ F/F OTA for canon mates

[rainyseasonkero]

Red Riding Hood \ Little Red Riding Hood’s Zombie BBQ / OTA

[red_of_the_dead]

steak / food fantasy / ota

[battlebound]

[ Misfires and legit both loved but he sucks at all of this. ]

[quintessent]

[It's not a text, but Steak does receive an image. In it, a simple bubble tea is in the foreground, seemingly the focus of the image, but it's impossible to ignore the expanse of long, smooth leg in the background, from where her skirt is innocently laying across her thigh down to her ankles. Totally innocent and unintentional. :) ]

It's very hot today, don't you think?

min zhang / original / ota

[voluntest]

[ Misfires? Legit? ANYTHINGGGG? I'm good with all of it tbh. ]

carlos / helix waltz / ota

[jobseeking]

[ And I do mean anything. Make him regret having a phone, not that we know how anyone in Finsel got access to cell phones. ]

seoya park / original / ota

[arcuballista]

[ Misfires and legit both loved and probably positively responded to because she's Thirsty™. ]

kate galloway / original / ota

[dedikated]

[ Misfires or legit are both good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]

yamamoto | reborn

[potentia]

[tempestoso]

You should be here with me.

[ attached: 1 2 ]

laura moon | american gods

[decayings]

Sansa Stark | Game of Thrones | F/F

[hardlearned]

[blossomingrose]

When were you going to tell me that you bought new handcuffs?

Bobbi Morse | MCU | OTA

[gamechanged]

Alex Danvers | Supergirl | F/F

[deontmesswithearth]

wei wuxian | untamed

[desultorily]

( misfires are magic. )

misfire / ruining his entire life

[clinged]

If I had just put it in right, this wouldn’t have happened...

tifa lockhart — final fantasy vii

[feinter]

[thievingest]

hey you told me to let you know if it got any worse, right?

does this look worse?

[ He sends a photo of his side, shirtless muscles very clearly clenched to show off. A cut runs from the bottom of his ribcage down to his hip, but it's shallow and it honestly looked a lot worse last night, after he definitely didn't start that bar fight. ]

Jeanette Voerman | Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

[delirus]

[F/F pref, open to misfires and misery.]

marianne sheridan | normal people

[argumentatives]

dorothea arnault | fe3h

[arnaults]

[crestsidestory]

Dorothea, I hope you will not take offense if I ask what may be an inappropriately personal question. If it brings you discomfort I will drop the subject at once.

rude, final fantasy vii.

[stunglasses]

[warukattana]

So...

Are you into leather too, or are the gloves just for looks?

cloud strife | ffvii

[coraza]

8)

[sefirot]

Do your thoughts linger on me with every waking moment as they do in your dreams?

King John | Robin Hood (2010) | m/f

[rexbritanniae]

[assumed cr is the bees' knees. misfires/intentionally sent welcome.]