bakerstreet | The Shakespearean Insult Wars Meme

[ Seriously you crook-plated clotpoles :/ ]

Thou hath not so much brain as ear wax.

you complete me

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Are we having a moment here?

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[a whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-eared knave!]

Avast ye, thou yeasty fen-sucked barnacle! How doth thy rearranged world spin?

trollin, trollin, trollin.

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[Bring it on you frothy rude-growing death-tokens.]

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[Come on, you clay-brained craven!]

[ Sherlock just looks up from his book, and then ]

I just remembered we're out of milk. Would you mind, thou clouted pottle-deep giglet? [ Straight. Faced. ]

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[Thou froward doghearted boar-pig!]

[Stale old mouse-eaten dry cheese, anyone?]

[ Thou wert best set thy lower part where thy nose stands. ]

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[ Bring it on, thou thing of no bowels thou! ]

well ta'en, and like a buzzard. [in other words, "buzz off, you fool."]

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[taming of the shrew, act ii, scene i;

"moved," in good time. let him that moved you hither/
remove you hence. i knew you at the first/
you were a moveable.]

[ it's ON, you stuffed cloak-bags of guts! ]

[ Thou misbegotten elf-skinned coxcomb! ]

[ Go, ye giddy goose. ]

[Thou unnecessary letter.]

[Assume a virtue--if you have it not.]

I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!

Re: Rat | NO.6

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-scrapes off rust- God. Must. Review.

scarrednaivity - 2012-12-30 18:33 (UTC) - Expand

eee! <3

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I'm going to make another acc for better icons<3 I just reviewed and ff so many new chaps~<3

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No prob! You might get tags from 'foraducat' for other icons

hipsterdouche - 2012-12-31 03:47 (UTC) - Expand

<333 Is Nezumi really Rat? owo

scarrednaivity - 2012-12-31 03:57 (UTC) - Expand

'Nezumi' means mouse or rat--and 'Rat' is the more masculine of the two, so yes!

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I think Nezumi is cute u////u

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[How could I not?]

The real deal, huh?

[The? Please. There's no way you're legit, man. Rat arches a brow, expression disdainful.]

"I'll beat thee, but I should infect my hands."

[Thou lumpish elf-skinned minnow, make your move.]

Thou hath horrid minnow hair.

[Genius]

That's a funny way to spell beautiful.

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fff what are you talking about? It's the right way to spell beautiful.

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Whoops! My mistake.

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Thou hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more wealth than faults.

[Okay, ouch. So his hair is a little... odd. Still rude...or it would be if he cared.]

Thou art like the toad, ugly and venomous.

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From one doctor to another

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:D

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Were I like thee I'd throw away myself!

[ Thou art a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality. ]

[ I would not have such a heart in my bosom, for the dignity of the whole body. ]

~~Yep. Taken from the Scottish Play, bitches.~~

[ You are a fishmonger. ]

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If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.

Thou art a flesh monger, a fool, and a coward.

[Thou art already dead. stabbed with a white wench's black eye, run through the ear with a love song, the very pin of thy heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft.]

[ How now, wool-sack, what mutter you? ]

Loki Laufeyson ♚ Marvel-1999999

don'tkillher

james moriarty / bbc sherlock au

because trollin

GLaDOS | Portal 2

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Pepper Potts || MCU

Re: Pepper Potts || MCU

Bad Girl | No More Heroes

John "Pyro" Allerdyce | X-Men movieverse

Arthur || Inception

Romeo Montague | Romeo and Juliet

Jeff Winger | Community

from taming of the shrew. obvs.

britta perry / community

Bethany Hawke | Dragon Age 2

Tony Stark | MCU

Sherlock Holmes || Elementary

63!sherlock holmes | bbc sherlock au

Rat | NO.6

Re: Rat | NO.6

Caster (Shakespeare) | Fate/Apocrypha

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Colress | Pokemon Black & White 2

welp this will be painful

Gregory House | House

Okay, I couldn't resist.

Ryan Newman - Wilfred

Arthur || Inception (rule!63 au)

John Blake | The Dark Knight Rises

Jim Gordon | Batman (Nolanverse)

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Joan Watson | Elementary

Gabriel | Supernatural

Ragdoll (Peter Merkel, Jr.) | Secret Six