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THE DRUNK MEME

1. Drinking Games: You're at that special level of drunkenness where previously unimagined things start to sound like a good idea. You know, like another drink. It's cool, I know this great game that will inevitably end with everyone involved being totally wasted. You play until... shit, what were the rules again?

2. Unsolicited Advice: Oh man, you suddenly know the solutions to all of life's mysteries. All it took to figure it all out was half a pint of whiskey! It's time to tell all your friends how to fix the problems with their personal lives, whether they want you to or not.

3. Drunk Texting: Frankly, you can't IMAGINE why anyone wouldn't want to hear about how drunk you are right now. If only you could remember where the vowels are on this tiny keyboard. Drawing inspiration from TFLN is encouraged.

4. Tell Them How You Really Feel: You lost some of your less important inhibitions three or four drinks ago, and it's time to tell it how it is! Hunt down the person you love, or possibly the person you hate, or even just the person you don't literally just met, and bare your heart to them in a way that you'll almost definitely regret tomorrow morning.

5. Karaoke: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame! You give love... a bad... something...

6. Terrible Ideas: This is going to be so awesome, guys. I've got the skateboard, and I'm handcuffed to Steve... is the camera rolling? And who's lighting the fireworks?

7. Flirting: While all that booze may not have enhanced your charm, it certainly did wonders for your ego! Time to find all the hottest dudes and/or chicks in this place and make them swoon before your gin-powered charisma.

8. On the Streets: What better way to follow up a good bar run than by drunkenly wandering the streets in the middle of the night? There may be loud, embarrassing singing. There may be puking in the gutter. You may be completely lost, and not sure why that police officer is speaking Italian.

9. The Next Day: All that you took with you from last night's adventures was a blur of jumbled, confusing memories, a lampshade with googly eyes drawn on it taped to your head, and a brutal hangover. What exactly happened here? And who's that sleeping next to you?

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[takes a lot to get a god drunk.]

Edited 2020-05-24 20:58 (UTC)

[ info for those who aren't familiar with the books / 8 & 9 are faves. i'd also love to write out General Celebrations taking place after news comes down the line that dooku's dead - i can only imagine it would've been pretty exciting news for the ground troops. ]

[ At some point, he realises, he is going to have to explain on his blog how Sherlock and he got from London to Denver, Colorado, the United States of America, but that point is obviously not now and after a second glass of whiskey, John isn't actually sure he even remembers the story in factual order any longer. Something about a mysterious plane, was it... Then, definitely, the mysterious disappearance of their plane tickets. And then, the less mysterious, but very typical disappearance of Sherlock.

Which does explain why he's sitting here, in some -- American bar, in America. For every glass of whiskey he's ordered, the bartender has found a lovely new nickname to address him by, this third round going out to Posh Spice, John grimacing visibly with a muttered yeah good, before reaching for his tumbler.

Jesus Christ, he hopes Sherlock's got himself locked in a basement somewhere with very few escape routes except, maybe, to consume his own bloody brain. Taking a long drink of his tumbler, he licks his lips and manages a strained smile as the bartender decides to tell him about the right (but surely incorrect) way of pronouncing "either". Or "leisure". Or "missile".

If Sherlock's currently eating his own brain, John would very much like someone to shoot him with a missile. Only if pronounced correctly, please. ]

hancock ☢ fallout

Adora | She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Tony Stark | mcu | ota

Loki | mcu | ota

lt. kornell "uli" divini ✱ sw legends: clone wars — medstar

dean winchester | supernatural

kind of pulling a wildcard on this one.

Chuuya Nakahara | Bungou Stray Dogs

Wei Wuxian | The Untamed

Catra ♦ She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

3.

francel de haillenarte; final fantasy xiv

kanon maldini; code geass

Tseng | FFVII

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Link | Legend of Zelda | OTA

Henry | Fire Emblem: Awakening | OTA

jessica jones | jj/defenders

Kurosaki Ichigo | Bleach | OTA

Kuja | Final Fantasy IX | OTA

nadia vulvokov 🎎 russian doll 🎎 ota

matt murdock - daredevil/defenders

mad sweeney - american gods

tom mcnair - being human

johanna mason - the hunger games

alex benedetto, gangsta.

Claire Bennet ∞ NBC's Heroes ∞ OTA

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