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[blacklisle]

The Fake Relationship Meme

You're not together. But you need to make people think you are. Because of reasons.

Maybe you secretly can't stand each other. Maybe you like each other, just not like that. (Or do you?) Maybe this is the only way you'll ever get to be with your crush. Maybe you just need to give off that couple vibe in public, or maybe you're going to be forced to engage in some hot'n'heavy fakeout makeouts. For reasons, okay?

You know the drill. Post, tag, profit.

1. Home For The Holidays ⇢ You need to prove to your parents that you do so have a significant other. Just until they're gone.
2. No Singles Need Apply ⇢ The place is perfect, but the landlady will only rent it to a nice, respectable couple.
3. It's Not Safe For A Woman Alone ⇢ One of you is vulnerable in this big, bad world without a partner to protect you.
4. Public Relations ⇢ There's only one way to stop these pesky rumors: start your own.
5. Undercover Mission ⇢ They'll never suspect a couple of lovey-dovey honeymooners of... whatever it is you're actually up to.
6. Marriage Of Convenience ⇢ It's good for both your families. Or your finances. Or your hetero street cred. Whatever: might as well make the best of it.
7. Well That Escalated Quickly ⇢ It's common knowledge that you're together, except you're the last to know. Is it worth correcting people?
8. Free Space ⇢ Bring your own bottle scenario.

Comments

Han Solo || Star Wars

[runningscams]

[ For your fake relationship in a galaxy far far away needs. Also available in Original Trilogy Han. ]

sandor clegane | got

[houndedby]

thor odinson | mcu

[worldsaway]

Re: thor odinson | mcu

[tr1ckortreat]

[ooc: how about these two?]

deacon | fallout 4

[deacon]

Shiro | VLD

[gayspacedaddy]

[M/M, but open to F for platonic fake dating situations.]

Hank Anderson | DBH

[hankeringforlove]

[Undercover would be a natural fit for a Lieutenant like him, but be warned. He’s gruff, awkward, and a tough nut to crack. Unless it’s a certain Android.]

Yosuke Hanamura | Persona 4

[nohomomura]

[...This will go well.]

Link | The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

[skybound_knight]

[All of those sound funny but the marriage of convenience.]

Ren Amamiya (Joker) | Persona 5 Royal | ota

[tookyourheart]

[Has pulled this more than once in canon, why not.]

Loki | mcu | ota

[tr1ckortreat]

[brushpass]

(hello! now that i am finally emerging from a boat load of work nonsense...perhaps a bit of 5 at some nebulous time point? natasha has to recover some asgardian artifact from the black market and needs someone on deck that can identify it?)

Yennefer of Vengerberg | The Witcher (Netflix + books for flavour)

[seductress]

[straight bookverse also available on request. God help anyone who takes her up in this though]

Jyn Erso | Rogue One | OTA

[wherehopegoes]

Cassia Andor | Rogue One | OTA

[yo_me_rezo]

hornet | hollow knight

[silksentinel]

Essa Erso-Andor | Rogue One OC | OTA

[theresalways_hope]

black jack randall, outlander.

[flogs]

jill valentine | resident evil | ota

[torsion]

[ M/F only for shipping/smut, but I genuinely am interested in playing NPCs and getting around awkwardness for an undercover mission (yakuza, investigating pharmaceutical companies, underground virus trade, something more from your canon than mine, etc.), regardless of whether our characters are genuinely interested in one another or become interested over time (UST is a favorite thing of mine to play out). ]

[oldschoolvalues]

[ooc; would you be interested in these two working together? I'm cool with mixing their canons together to make things work. ]

Venom Snake | Metal Gear Solid V: TPP | OTA

[anothermission]

undercover mission ⇢

[atoysoldier]

[ Of all conceivable plans, this has to be the one that makes the most sense? Cloud actively questions this turn of events over and over again as he stares at himself in the mirror. He was once a respected SOLDIER First Class. He was head of the game, he was the front line leading the next gen of fighters by esteemed example. He was a hero. It seems now, however, his life of glory and honor was in significant question as their mission organizer set forth a plan which, if anyone asks Cloud, was sure to fail. No one was going to buy this. No one was going to take him seriously after this either.

His mind takes him to places beyond this moment, to moving on, changing towns, leaving all of this behind him. Just how long was he meant to play the puppet? ]

Tch.

[ He finally peels his eyes from the mirror when there’s a knock at his quarters. They’re currently on the mother base, out at sea. A helicopter is prepped and waiting. Ready to take Cloud and his “partner” off to their undercover mission. ]

This is such bullshit.

[ He moves for the door and opens it dramatically quickly. Feeling ready to withstand the mockery that will surely ensue. ]

Hizashi Yamada (Present Mic) | BNHA | 21+ OTA

[vociferates]

izumi saito ( original ) m/m

[umbel]

Evie | Disney's Descendants | ota

[4hearts]

Vanitas | Kingdom Hearts

[darkcharge]

Lelouch vi Britannia | Code Geass

[likewishes]

Pepper Potts | MCU | OTA

[onthelease]

Maria Hill | MCU | F/M

[standardprocedure]