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Marion Scarion ([personal profile] maidm) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-12-27 02:47 pm

The 'Suddenly, a Boner!' Meme



THE AWKWARD BONER MEME


There's nothing worse than just innocently hanging out with a friend, acquaintance, or even enemy when someone else decides to join the party.


RULES
1. Post with your character/fandom/preferences. Tag around!
2. Your characters are now enjoying some innocent pass time when Suddenly! One member pops a boner.
3. ???
4. PROFIT

Play it for smut or play it for awkward. Girl equivalents are highly encouraged.
totallyinaband: (this isn't happening)

Stephen Stills | Scott Pilgrim

[personal profile] totallyinaband 2012-12-27 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
getmynoseright: (Derp: I didn't want to do this)

[personal profile] getmynoseright 2012-12-27 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Flynn is sprawled on Stephen's couch, drinking a beer and watching....whatever the junk is that Stephen put on the magic box. He's not actually paying attention to it.]

I USED TO BE COOL, YOU KNOW!

[He's too drunk to realize nobody else is clued into the conversation in his head.]

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faketexts: (screams internally)

William Darcy | The Lizzie Bennet Diaries

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anatural: Korra looks cheerful (Default)

totally open for jacking if other LBD characters want in

[personal profile] anatural 2012-12-27 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Korra likes parties. She likes being around people, the energy, the fun. But it does get draining after awhile. Right now she needs a little peace and quiet, so she heads over to a corner of the room. There's nothing there except a statue of someone.

Wait. That's an actual person.]


Hey! Uh...having fun?

[Suave this one is.]

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Axl Johnson | The Almighty Johnsons

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Dulcie | Going Bovine

[personal profile] justamessenger 2012-12-27 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
drunksinceileft: (not drunk enough for this)

Cassius P Thorington III | OC

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Vislor Turlough | Doctor Who

[personal profile] rudeandginger 2012-12-27 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)

Kaine | Nier

[personal profile] offendsbooks 2012-12-27 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[OOC: Kaine is a hermaphrodite.]
shiro_megane_kun: (Shirtless)

[personal profile] shiro_megane_kun 2012-12-27 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kaine always seems so on-edge. Of course, Ishida knows why. Still, he wants to help her to relax, however he can. So, having read a few books on the subject, he's finally gotten her to consent. It's just a massage. What's the worst that can happen?]

Just let me know if you need me to be any more firm, or any gentler.

[He does his best to balance between the two as his long fingers work over her skin, starting at the neck and gradually working down to her shoulders and back. He takes his time, never moving on from a spot until he's eased all the tension out of it-- and there are, not surprisingly, quite a few spots of tension on her back-- but never lingering longer than he has to once he's undone the knot of tension. After all, he doesn't want her to feel uncomfortable.]

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James "Jim" Shannon | Terra Nova | OTA

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willmygradestransfer: (pic#5415243)

i don't mean anything by this just terra nova love ugh

[personal profile] willmygradestransfer 2012-12-28 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Dad?

( Maddy has no idea when exactly she ended up here, where-ever here is, but chances are Dad's always got an idea of what's going on. Spotting him across the area, she waves, taking a break from looking concerned to looking relieved and smiling. )

Hey! Dad, over here!

IT MAKES ME SO SAD!

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Yaaaay

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and then ages later

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Jason Walsh | The Unusuals | OTA

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debts: (Default)

[personal profile] debts 2012-12-28 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's not much of a secret that Natasha likes diners. It's kind of— quaintly American, and she likes places that are empty rather than full. (Camera footage, even grainy camera footage, is enough for spies to lay low for a while, which might explain why she's around so early.)

So maybe he just woke up. Maybe he doesn't get out often. Maybe she's keeping him from a good trip to the bathroom. Maybe Natasha's quirking a brow as she stares at him over her cup of coffee, deliberately looking at his face.
]

The coffee's that good?

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Col. Everett Young | Stargate Universe | OTA

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Stuart Bayldon | Sirens | OTA

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Niren Fedrock | Tales of Vesperia | OTA

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lovelydragoon: (The memories of a generation)

I might be awful ahaha

[personal profile] lovelydragoon 2012-12-27 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hi Niren. Have a certain appropriately-younger Krityan wandering by. ...how long is that time gap, anyway...?

In any case, you're both outside somewhere, it's sometime in the evening, she's just near enough to be noticeable, and if she's seen you, she isn't giving any particular indication.

Also, they may not be exactly the same clothes as from the game, but they sure aren't much more covering.]
bountywithrage: (Default)

Milo Boyd | The Bounty Hunter | OTA

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compromisedarrow: (Default)

Clint Barton | Marvel Cinematic Universe | OTA

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squirrelhunter: (Default)

Daryl Dixon | The Walking Dead | OTA

[personal profile] squirrelhunter 2012-12-27 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)

Hahah i'm in a highway to hell...also let us pretend she didn't died or something.

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[ Why are they even hanging out together? That is one of the greatest mysteries around their small group of survivors really, the fact that someone like Daryl and Amy could get along was still baffling to some, yet for some reason they did. In all truth, heck, not even Amy is quite sure just how exactly they started to hang out and spend time together, no matter how many times Andrea tried to pry about it and try to disapprove it, but here they were hanging out as per usual.

The blonde woman was sitting beside him and looking around, enjoying the rather strange and unusual calmness that had settled over them.
] I was thinking that maybe I should learn to use a gun, what do you think?
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Sgt. Eric Kocher | Generation Kill | OTA

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hulkbusted: (serious - can't look)

Bruce Banner :: MCU :: OTA

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justamessenger: (happy - bikini and wine)

[personal profile] justamessenger 2012-12-27 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
What movie are we watching anyway?

[Dulcie has popcorn so she's really fine with whatever.]

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from boners to feels

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like you do...

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beaverhunt: (Default)

Evan Wright | Generation Kill | OTA

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adrenalinefix: (Default)

Sgt. William James | The Hurt Locker | OTA

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geniusatmmos: (Default)

Eli Wallace | Stargate Universe | OTA

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Seamus Zelazny Harper | Andromeda | OTA

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notsogroovy: (Default)

ihateyou

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*Urge to rewatch Andromeda for Trance rising*
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Orlin | Stargate SG-1 | OTA

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Leon Cail | OC | OTA

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Alvin Reyne | OC | OTA

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trickshottroll: (Default)

Clint Barton | Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes! | OTA

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[personal profile] stinglikeawasp 2012-12-28 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[There's not much use in a gym if you don't get to use it every now and then, is there? Not in Janet's eyes, at least. And she does need some help to keep her girlish figure, even if she's not nearly interested in being as cut as Clint or Cap.

So, when she does work out, she tends to go all out. Luckily, she's smart enough to have someone spot her when she benches. Today, Clint gets picked on. Largely because Hank does other things, Tony would whine, and all of the other guys are pretty much superhuman. It's pretty comforting for her to know that Clint's not going to be helping her out with just his pinkies.
]

L-last set!

[Last set of ten. She's straining as she pushes them out, gritting her teeth together. The sweat, though, has the usual side effect of making her T-shirt clingy. Very clingy. Enough to notice at a glance that her nipples have hardened into peaks.]

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