It's a new beginning.

[followedbylemmings]

The Meme

You have somehow ended up with a farm. What now.

...

Okay, okay. Some more direction could be helpful. The RNG. Options which are, of course, optional:

1. You have been given an animal. Something possibly awkward like a cow, a yak, a dog, or a chicken. You may or may not know what to do with this animal. Giving it back doesn't seem to be working.

2. You know what's really hard? Farming. Doing the entire tilling crops thing, watering, sowing seeds, whatever. You're a...as an example, a warrior, sword in hand, shield in other hand, this isn't your thing. Some help would be nice.

3. You've spent your time seducing the people of the town and basically have everyone up to a red heart, which, for those of you who aren't familiar with the franchise, basically means that you're now in a harem anime. This obviously can't last forever, or...can it? (It will probably not.)

4. Okay, so you decided to resolve this issue by popping the question with a blue feather. Will they say yes?

5. You're going to participate in a festival, which is basically a big party. So yeah. Enjoy partying.

6. Forget partying, you're in some sort of competition that's going to be totally awesome and you're totally going to win it and not that other chump over there. If you need a more specific idea of a competition to compete in, default to fishing. (But it's just a suggestion. If you want a pie eating competition, go for the pie.)

7. You're abandoning your farm and living a life of adventure! Heck yeah!

Comments

Dick Grayson | DC Comics

[diggitydank]

Terra Branford | Final Fantasy VI

[ethereal_earth]

[temptsfate]

...Terra, why is there a yak?

Cissie King-Jones | DC Comics

[alwaysanarcher]

WEEPS why haven't I finished reading YJ yet? T_T also 1?

[socrash]

[Bart doesn't know what a yak is. They don't have them in the future. It's big and kinda ugly and makes weird sounds when he tries to poke it (which, of course, he does all the time).

......

That means, obviously, that the logical conclusion is to adopt it as a pet.]

Can I name it Barry?

roxy lalonde | homestuck

[wytchkkrafts]

[bonermagic]

[Somehow they had landed in the Land of Agriculture and Produce. A certain mysterious clown threw an invitation to them. This invitation was to a pie eating contest.]

Uh.

[Considering the hoofbeast that they had ended up with (why were they being trolled by a troll clown?) Dirk was, to say the least, unsure about this latest development in their descent into farmhood.]

Jack Frost | Rise of the Guardians

[icythroughme]

rolled a 2, hope this works

[smash_stuff]

Bruce didn't much care for farm life. He'd much rather be back in the lab. But his dad owns a farm so he's grown up around it and does know what he's doing when push comes to shove.

Right now, it was dealing with the first snow of the year. Which happened to come thicker than the weather man had predicted. He was outside, working on shoveling his way to the barn. It was slow going.

Viktor | Suikoden

[tenko_star]

2

[tereteindahouse]

[Farming isn't Junpei's thing. It's a lot of work and sweat with little reward so why the heck is he even bothering? He approaches Viktor, looking thoroughly annoyed with his hat turned backward, dirt on his clothes and a hoe in his hand.]

Come on man, you're supposed to be helping me out! What the heck are you doing?

Olette | Kingdom Hearts

[suriyan]

2

[gogoghostpowers]

[Danny is standing out in the field, alternately looking down at the ground and then at the three still-kinda-wet-from-the-package hot dogs grasped in his hand. After a few solid minutes of this, he turns back to the house and shouts.]

Olette, how do I plant these?!

Yosuke Hanamura | Persona 4

[cpt_ressentiment]

[Who in their right mind would give this kid a farm?]

5 (with a little bit of 4)

[speedforce]

[He's seen with Yosuke and a blue feather ONCE and the whole town thinks they're already engaged?! Wally doesn't pretend to understand this town's logic.

Nevertheless, there's a festival tonight celebrating... something. The Harvest Goddess? Something about Winter and light and candles? He wasn't paying attention to anything beyond "free food." They've managed to keep the farm alive for this long, so one night can't hurt too much.

He motions towards the food stands - he's never had takoyaki, but it looks pretty good.] The food's gotta be the best part. We didn't have anything like it back home!

Amaterasu ☼ Okami

[motherofthesun]

Aoi Misato | Tokyo Majin

[eyewillprotect]

Prussia | Axis Powers Hetalia

[beneidenswert]

[No matter what, there will be chickens. Or at least one chicken.]

1 and a little mix of 3

[unionjackoff]

Without pretense, a basket was shoved right into the albino-colored man's face. It was full of yellow, puffy baby chicks that had no manners to stop chirping while other people were talking. They probably weren't even a week old.

Arthur didn't even look at Gilbert in the face. He just held the basket out at arm's length, brows furrowed, face wearing a deep scowl that was more similar to a pout. And were his cheeks tinted pink?

"They finally hatched. I have no use for them." Which was Arthur's way of saying they were a gift.

[ooc: you don't have to reply to this /rolls away into shipping corner ]

Roderich Edelstein (Austria) | APH | OTA

[masteraustria]

(ooc:He has absolutely no idea what he's doing in a farm)

1

[biggerisbetter]

KugelMugel decided to do something nice for Austria for once, it took him a while to save up the money for this but it was worth it. Who wouldn't want this?

He stood outside before yelling for him, "Roderich! I got you something!"

China | Nyotalia

[meihuaquan]

panda farm

Liechtenstein | Axis Powers Hetalia

[bluhendamjungenrhein]

Roderich Edelstein | Axis Powers Hetalia | 2

[masteraustria]

Roderich was the village doctor. There was really no need for a village musician even if he would have fought to have that position. So he opted to persuit his medical studies and go back to his home village. At least, as a doctor, he can keep his hands clean, without having to wander around town carrying produce or taking care of animals.

Since the town had a small population, it was easy to watch over the townfolk and ensure their health was optimum. He rarely had to make house calls. Most especially when the farm up north was vacated by the farmer, because of medical reasons.

Bernd Baltzar | Gunka No Baltzar

[beraterbaltzar]

Cloud Strife ☄ FFVII: Crisis Core

[meteorshots]

[ this farm needs more chocobos. and... people who know how to farm. ]

1, and I just thought this would be funny

[denigrator]

[Obviously what the farm needs is someone who knows how to science. Nothing is impossible with science! Who cares if the crops give off a faint, unearthly glow?

The neighbors are a little leery of the new farmers in town, but that doesn't prevent them from giving them a gift or two. They're neighborly people, after all! And every farm needs animals. Hojo had graciously accepted the water buffalo. However, it's been a few weeks, and said water buffalo now has six legs, three horns, and two tentacles, and it doesn't look particularly friendly.

Hojo being in charge of the science, Cloud is responsible for the unusual and grueling chores.]

I believe she's now ready to be milked.

[He's interested in analyzing the milk, in light of his experiments.]

Junpei Iori | Persona 3 FES

[tereteindahouse]

Sophie | Tales of Graces f

[protosshaze]

Ted Wiggins | The Lorax movie

[findatree]

August Booth | Once Upon a Time

[unvarnished]

1

[tactilekonesis]

Hey, where do you want me to put him?

[When Conner's grandparents had heard about the newcomer, they insisted that Conner welcome him in traditional style... which, apparently, means August's getting a new pet goat to help him start his farm.] He's a good kid, I promise.

[Get it? Because a child goat's a.... well, Kon never said he was particularly GOOD at jokes.]

Elazul | Legend of Mana | OTA - shipping-friendly. :)

[blue_hearted_jumi_knight]

Bart Allen/Kid Flash II | DC Comics (AU from pre-reboot) | OTA

[kid_flash_found]

[Bart is torn between thinking this is the coolest thing ever because he's in a video game, and hating his life because of this farm.]

Owen Harper // Torchwood // OTA

[owenbloodyharper]

[He hates the countryside and thinks grass smells disgusting. Have fun.]

Shura Kirigakure | Ao no Exorcist | OTA

[underthehoodie]

[She is one of the laziest farmers there is. Be warned.]

[gonnabite]

[ALL MY CHARACTERS ARE TERRIBLE CHOICES FOR THIS MEME SO WHY NOT PICK THE WORST ONE]