the facebook marketplace meme

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the facebook marketplace meme

You can buy and sell almost ANYTHING on facebook marketplace if you look long enough it seems.  I wonder what your characters are selling...

How this works.

○Post with your character.  Instead of putting in their name and canon in
the subject line, you are going to put their ad.

For instance, the subject line might
look something like this:

1 XBOX, USED BUT IN GOOD CONDITION

You can further elaborate in the body of your comment about it if
you want. Such as adding pricing or other details about the sale.  Try to keep it short!

○Look around.  See someone advertising something your character
would be interested in, or looking for something your character
might have? Tag them!
 

Comments

FREE!!!! Potentially Cursed/Haunted data pad

[debonairsharpshooter]

Good condition, couple of small scratches. Works great. Occasionally a spooky ghost gun pops out of the screen to threaten you.

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Trick or Treat!! Get your tall, dark and handsome god here.

[tr1ckortreat]

House-trained. God of Mischief. You might get stabbed by daggers if you annoy him. Good conditioned leather outer layer. Bitch-mode might get triggered but can often be disabled.

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[agooddeath]

Who made you a God?

[tr1ckortreat]

No one made me a god. I was born one to Odin, the All father.

[Of course he wasn't about to reveal his whole family history since that would be wrong. The whole incident with the Frost Giants was a secret.]

[agooddeath]

My ancestors believed in Gods. I do not.

[tr1ckortreat]

If you do not believe in gods then what do you think I am? A mere illusion?

[A play on words because Loki was a master of illusion but this time he really was real.]

[agooddeath]

A powerful being. But you are flesh and blood.

Haunted, demon possessed house

[creepyoldguy]

Room for rent.

Will have to share with a snarky teenage snitch.

All offers considered.

[strangeandunusual]

Excuse you.

[creepyoldguy]

Snitches get roommates. Everyone knows that, Deetz.

[strangeandunusual]

Snitch implies I had bad intentions in telling people what you were up to.

[creepyoldguy]

[sulk]

You still told on me!

[saymy_name]

Wanna be roomies to piss him off even more?

[creepyoldguy]

Oh, c'mon, this isn't fair.

[strangeandunusual]

Like you'd really complain about having two of me around.

[creepyoldguy]

Complain? Never.

Although, she is a terrible influence....

[strangeandunusual]

And I'm a good one, right? We'll cancel each other out, it's fine.

[creepyoldguy]

Hmm.....

Two best friends? A positive. Good twin, evil twin—-eh, it could be entertaining!

[saymy_name]

Wow. I kill you once, and suddenly I'm the "bad" one.

[creepyoldguy]

Funny how that works. Also, you shoved me off a roof too.

[saymy_name]

You were already dead that time! Geez, sensitive.

[creepyoldguy]

Hey, I don’t hold grudges. I’m just pointing out, Beta-Lydia has not killed me or shoved me off of a roof.

[strangeandunusual]

HA! You know what? Yes.

[saymy_name]

If Dad and Delia have gotten used to living with two ghosts and a demon, I don't think they'll get too thrown off by another version of me living in their house.

Also: we finally outnumber him.

Cardiology journals, used & annotated

[not_as_i_do]

Good for study if you're going for your doctorate.
Some stains but in otherwise impeccable condition.

[radishlobbyist]

What kind of stains are we talking about here?

[not_as_i_do]

Well, they're cardiology textbooks, what sort of stains do you think they're going to be if they've been around a sample dissection table? ;)

[radishlobbyist]

Why would you take the textbooks to a dissection? The poor books!

[not_as_i_do]

They needed correction. Some of the information was woefully incorrect. So think of it this way: they're the price of accuracy.

[radishlobbyist]

I see. I can't find fault with that. Although I will judge the value of your corrections for myself.