I'm Thinking Arby's

[semimeme]

You've just walked into an Arby's!

The only rules:
1. All characters enter drunk.
2. They're thinking Arby's.

EDIT!!: Optional link to Arby's menu FOR AUTHENTICITY!!!

Original Meme was here, all credit goes there

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Viktor | Suikoden

[tenko_star]

[There's a giant bear in the restaurant yelling at the top of his lungs and trying to order things (read: drinks) that are not on the menu.]

[kuromu_dokuro]

Shut up before I twist you into a lotus knot.

[Okay, it'd be by illusion but she has the tolerance of half a beer and Ken got her to have two of them and she's already thrown up half a dozen times and just wants a fucking milkshake okay?!]

[tenko_star]

Put a cork in it, toots! I'm tryin' to order here!

[So maybe he is a little louder than he ought to be. But it still doesn't excuse the fact that the place doesn't have ale or beer or wine. That's right -- Arby's is in the wrong here. Because unless it's doused in vodka, Viktor doesn't want no stinkin' roast beef.

Why doesn't anyone understand this?!]

Okay, so. That was TWO tankards of your best tap. Pronto!

[kuromu_dokuro]

This isn't a bar you under-evolved moron! It's a fast food restaurant!

[Or she could stab him. She had a spear. Sort of. Grngh.]

[tenko_star]

Fast food? Then I demand fast service. Simple as that.

[He's just under that sort of assumption which, when you think about it, isn't that far from the truth.

Anyway.

Viktor snorts indignantly in the woman's general direction. Call him old-fashioned, but there isn't enough alcohol in the world -- or in this restaurant -- to make him consider getting into a bar scrap with a woman. Yet.]

Bar, restaurant. Same shit, different smell. I want what I ordered. Nothin' to it.

[kuromu_dokuro]

THEY DON'T SELL ALCOHOL YOU BLITHERING MORON!

[Oooo, clutching her own head now.]