can he swing from a sext

[inuyasock]

the sexting + phone sex meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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quinn fabray ♔ glee

[ambitious]

brooke maddox ( mtv's scream )

[victimized]

barry berkman | barry

[absolving]

[beepbeepboy]

[ richie shouldn't be doing this. he really shouldn't be doing this. ]

hey handsome

[ but he's a fucking dummy who doesn't know what's good for him. ]

richie tozier | it

[riffings]

eddie kaspbrak | it

[respirations]

vic mcqueen ❄ nos4a2

[inscapes]

kate fuller † from dusk till dawn

[crucifixes]

meredith harlow ( reprisal )

[burlesquer]

laura moon | american gods

[decayings]

mckayla hooper 🔪 tragedy girls

[tragedys]

lizzy white ( leatherface )

[betters]

sarah barton | bare

[demander]

Richie Tozier | It | ota

[beepbeepboy]

sebastian | legacies

[vampirating]

jade | legacies

[prisonworld]

[saltzmans]

You look so great in that dress.

But you'd look even better pressed up against a wall.

lizzie saltzman | legacies

[saltzmeme]

nora hildegard | the vampire diaries

[witchpire]

lily evans ( hp )

[headgirls]

yennefer — the witcher

[aretuza]

xue yang | mo dao zu shi | ota

[disasterdescends]

Barry | ota

[sellyourself]

[ voicetesting ]

[castcall]

are you still up?

sypha belnades — castlevania

[carpathian]

klaus mikaelson, the vampire diaries

[poppycock]

m/f preferred. misfires welcome.

i know you will support 7382939 threads

[provenientia]

[ all he gets is a shot of long legs dressed in black fishnet stockings, black heels. what oh what is she up to? ]

Poison Ivy | DC | F/F

[venomiss]

[Can slide her into the DCEU, another DCverse, or cross-canon into anything.]

assumed cr if you're down for it!

[pagelimit]

I've been thinking about you all day, Pamela.

gladiolus amicitia | final fantasy xv

[hackled]

[heartfought]

hey big guy
i’ve gotta bone to pick with you