it's time.

[shitglasses]

one, two, you know what to do.

Comments

rey || star wars || ota

[see_the_stars]

1: Just wanted you to know: I'm so horny that I think I might die.

2: like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad

3: No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.

4: I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??

5: I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.

6: [bring your own text]

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[flyboy69]

I just have this special recipe to fuck anything and everything up. It's a family tradition.

[see_the_stars]

Don't you think that maybe there's a better way to do things?

[flyboy69]

Of course there is! Doesn't mean I know what that is, Rey.

[see_the_stars]

And you think I know any better? I'm not judging, Poe, I'm just --- we'll figure it out, you know? You're not alone.

[flyboy69]

It really sounds like you're judging, even a little bit.

[see_the_stars]

Well.

Maybe just a little.

[flyboy69]

Uh huh, see, I know you better than you think I do.

[see_the_stars]

Oh, yeah? If that's true, then what am I thinking right now?

[flyboy69]

You're thinking that I'm the most handsome, talented pilot you've ever met--besides yourself, of course.

[see_the_stars]

[ooc: And here!]

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[umbraeternam]

I'm fairly certain that's not actually possible. At least, not through natural means. If chemically induced, then maybe...

[ Right. Probably not what the other woman was intending with her message. ]

Dare I ask what has you so riled up?

[see_the_stars]

[There is so much to unpack in this short serious of messages. Chemically induced, what, no - ]

Well, it feels pretty dire.

[Okay, but why ... ]

Definitely not about anyone you know.

[Nailed it.]

[umbraeternam]

Riiight. And yet you wanted me to know about it.

If you're that horny I'd think you'd want to tell me what started this problem so I could possibly assist you with a solution.

[see_the_stars]

[Well - Brianna's got her there, and there's no arguing the point otherwise it makes her look like a lying liar that's lying. SO - !

Honestly, this is a nightmare why did she think this was ever going to be a good idea, does she's really want to admit what's even started all of this in the first place ... ]

Oh, yeah, and what are you gonna do about it even if I do tell you?

[Nailed it part two, electric boogaloo.]

[umbraeternam]

Well, that depends on what you might want me to do. To help you, that is.

But if you'd rather I leave you to your own devices....