( love letters + shipping texts...quarantine pt 2: electric boogaloo )

[reigun]

love letters + shipping texts meme

comment with your character. other people will reply to you. your characters (in a relationship, in love, in some sort of attraction that gravitates around the other, in idk 'love' is a many-splendored thing) are communicating via: passionate confessions written on parchment, furtive notes scrawled in code, passive-aggressive post-it notes, messages carved in trees, smoke signals, instant messages on space age computers, text messages complete with lovey-dovey pictures, whatever! have fun!

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john constantine | dc comics | ota.

[strewth]

Look imma find a real starter to do but until then: gerry being a shit

[monstermanual]

Quick question: how many dates before you tell someone you have a tongue piercing?

this motherfucker, this tool.

[strewth]

right around when your tongues in their mouth

an absolute menace

[monstermanual]

so a surprise then, got it. that the way for all piercings?

[strewth]

i'm going to regret this but why are you asking

[monstermanual]

I thought I wasn't supposed to say yet?

[strewth]

you know i stopped trying to find a way to mention my cock in every conversations when i was 24

[monstermanual]

[Gerry has a remarkably high tolerance for pain so he can't really argue the 'ow no' defense. Still, he'd hate for John to end up disappointed?]

christ you old perv, no, I have a ring in one of my nipples.

[strewth]

thanks for sharing, you young perv

used to have one in my ear and my cheek
but i think they closed up once i stopped sticking safety pins in

[monstermanual]

Run out of safety pins?

[strewth]

run out of the 80s

[monstermanual]

Isn't it making a comeback?

[strewth]

not for old pervs

he's such a shit he can't help it

[monstermanual]

probably for the best, I was born in the 80s

i mean john deserves it.

[strewth]

which year

[monstermanual]

Checking the vintage, officer?

[strewth]

making sure youre too young to have seen the film i stole my look from

and christ mate dont refer to yourself as a vintage i feel greasier just for reading it

[monstermanual]

I feel like you're not appreciating how much worse I could be and have chosen not to.

Never was much of a films kid, so I probably missed it anyway. You know recorded movies exist though, right? Do I need to give you the history of VHS?

[strewth]

oh no im just dead curious

i didn't miss vhs you little sod. but its not the sort of movie you dig out

[monstermanual]

you suuure?

is it porn? snuff?

[strewth]

in for a penny ger

no you cheeky little perv. it was a cult classic

[monstermanual]

[Remember, you asked for this, John.]

Why don't you show me then, daddy?

[He's only sad this isn't in person so he can't see whatever John's face is doing. It's probably epic.]

[strewth]

[John's face is frowning. Deeply.]

you know i been to thelemic orgies and somehow this is what bloody gets me
dunno what i did to deserve this

[monstermanual]

You did ask for it, Sting.

[strewth]

well take note
that was the opposite of a turn on
do better gezza