sextin' and etc.

[inuyasock]

the sexting + phone sex meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[photophobic]

Almost certainly.

[jedied]

What do you think he'd do if I just texted him with a play-by-play description of what I'd like him to do to me?

[photophobic]

Take notes.

You've thought about it then. In detail.

god just kill her when she realizes

[jedied]

Please, his ego would never allow him to admit he needs instruction.

Look, I've seen him without the mask, okay? I'm not exaggerating when I say he's beautiful. It's unfair. You'd have detailed fantasies too.

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[photophobic]

Perhaps you need to get them out of your system. These detailed fantasies of yours.

[jedied]

Are you fishing for blackmail material here? Do you have a crowd of people reading over your shoulder?

[photophobic]

It's only me.

[jedied]

Well...

I mean, you know I'm not an expert at this, right? It's just. Having seen his mouth, I kind of want it everywhere on my person immediately and without mercy. Something about the expressions he makes... I don't know, I think he'd be really good at pleasuring women that way. Or men, I suppose? Oh Force, what if he's not into women?

[photophobic]

It hardly matters as long as he's interested in you. Does it. And he is.

[jedied]

Are you actually trying to talk me into sleeping with Kylo Ren?

Who is this, really?

[photophobic]

You know who I am.

[jedied]

Stop it, it's not funny anymore.

Dameron, I swear on everything if that's you...