[Marie's going to get a hug. Friends can hug friends okay, and clearly Marie needed a friend!]
Look, I usually don't punch people unless they're being really stupid or jerks, which you haven't been okay? You've been nothing but nice, even if you've been flirty or awkward. Okay... maybe I would have punched you for the details on the sex thing if I hadn't asked you in the first place? But again, I asked you first, so it's not your fault!
[And she's just going to give Marie a nice squeezing in her hug. See? Nothing awkward here, you can even enjoy some straight girl boobs squished against you? Or is that too much temptation? God she was REALLY bad at this! Just gonna awkwardly break off the hug here.]
Look, you're a pretty chill girl, and I don't mind being your friend, okay?
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Look, I usually don't punch people unless they're being really stupid or jerks, which you haven't been okay? You've been nothing but nice, even if you've been flirty or awkward. Okay... maybe I would have punched you for the details on the sex thing if I hadn't asked you in the first place? But again, I asked you first, so it's not your fault!
[And she's just going to give Marie a nice squeezing in her hug. See? Nothing awkward here, you can even enjoy some straight girl boobs squished against you? Or is that too much temptation? God she was REALLY bad at this! Just gonna awkwardly break off the hug here.]
Look, you're a pretty chill girl, and I don't mind being your friend, okay?