The Secret Admirer Meme

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The Secret Admirer Meme



One of you has a secret admirer! You just opened up your mailbox or closest equivalent thereof and discovered a note and a gift from someone who admires you!

As for the other you...are you the secret admirer? Are you secretly admiring someone else and are hoping you can get to the package before they open it up because you sent it to the wrong person by accident? Are you some random passerby checking your own mail or are you their friend who happens to also coincidentally be there for some reason or another? I don't know, it's up to you.

You should know the drill by now! (And it will pierce the heavens.) Post a comment, tag people, react.

Of course, gift giving is tough sometimes, so if you're stumped fire up the RNG, put a number between 1 and 8, and...

1. A bouquet of flowers and an almost cloyingly sweet note of admiration.

2. Balloons and a card which says something sappy about how looking at you makes their heart soar like a balloon.

3. Chocolates (probably ones leftover from Valentine's Day if it exists in your canon) and a store bought card. Sucks to be you if you're allergic to chocolate.

4. Homemade cookies and a hastily scribbled note asking you to come out to some location at a certain time to hear their confession.

5. A hand knit scarf with hearts on it. The color scheme is also a bit...dubious.

6. A sexy dress and a ticket to that thing you like. (In the event you need help to pull it off or are Cloud Strife, you may assume the dress comes with stuff like sexy cologne and a wig.)

7. THE TICKET IS NOW DIAMONDS...sorry. Jewelry and a terrible card which says something about how the brilliance of your eyes shines brighter than any jewels or something along those lines.

8. Sexy (or 'sexy' if it's one of those pieces of undergarments that appeals to a niche audience) lingerie and a rather raunchy, suggestive note.

Comments

Silas Botwin / Weeds / OTA

[lifeisjustblah]

Zidane Tribal | Final Fantasy IX

[monkeytailed]

[Exists! Somehow.]

April Sinclair | OC

[technologic]

Silver | Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver

[notoneofthem]

Fiora | Fire Emblem 7

[purewhitewings]

Saleh | Fire Emblem 8

[sagewisdom]

orpahner dualscar ; homestuck

[toolscar]

Bianca | Pokemon Black and White

[giveitmyall]

Maka Albarn † Soul Eater

[ineuphony]

Nina Fortner | Monster | OTA

[thegirltwin]

Reynard the Fox | old folktales and fabels | OTA

[smugfox]

[lowkeyinaminor]

[Another day, another metaphor for something or another.

Checking his mail, Loki was moderately surprised to find a box inside of it, but he figured it was just the shoes he ordered.]

Did you get anything interesting? [Yay smalltalk while he looks for something to open the box with.]

[giveitmyall]

Oh...no, just a few letters from people! [Hilda and Hilbert, Grandma, her parents and Cheren, to be exact] What about you, sir?

[lowkeyinaminor]

Just this box... [Shakes. It doesn't sound like shoes...now he's feeling suspicious.] By any chance would you have a knife on you? I'm afraid I left mine at home.

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[edgar_roni]

Yang Lee | Street Fighter

[yang_lee]

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania

[okei]

[giveitmyall]

Um, no...but my Patrat knows how to use Cut! [pulls a Pokeball from her bag. A small, cute brown chipmunk-like creature materializes and unsheathes a claw]

8

[electricitybill]

[Here Lang, you've received a thong and a note that says 'Put it on right now'.

Who could it be from? Well, she's standing right there. She's terrible at this being secret thing.]

[yang_lee]

[Don't you mean Yang? Haha -- wait, a thong?

At first, he thinks it's a suggestion from the sender, until he reads the note...]

Oh hell no.

[electricitybill]

[It rhymed at least.

She looks at him, and then down at it.]

It's a nice thong.

Jim Moriarty | BBC Sherlock

[moriarty_hi]

[yang_lee]

Then you wear it.

Eleventh Doctor | Doctor Who

[aintno_grave]

[electricitybill]

I'm wearing boxers. Your boxers.