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The Mystery Tea Meme

There's nothing like a nice, relaxing cup of tea. Right?

The Rules
1. Character 1 posts a comment including name/series/prefs/setup text (if desired).
2. Others reply, using RNG (1-23) to choose what kind of tea is being consumed.
3. ???
4. Profit. And fun.

1. GREEN TEA: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. JASMINE TEA: Turns boys girly, turns girls girlier.

3. EARL GREY TEA: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. LADY GREY TEA: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but lies.

5. STRAWBERRY TEA: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. MINT TEA: Causes a complete personality flip. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. LEMON TEA: Instead of flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality.

8. CHERRY TEA: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. CHAI TEA: Causes an uncontrollable need to dance, wherever you go.

10.OOLONG TEA: Causes an uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song. It might be a song you already know, or you might find you have a hidden talent for lyrics.

11. CHOCOLATE TEA: Effects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (For the underage, causes uncomfortable heat and cheesy pickup lines.)

12. VANILLA TEA: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. CARAMEL TEA: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. BERRY TEA: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. ROSE TEA: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. CHAMOMILE TEA: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. DAFFODIL TEA: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. THYME TEA: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well! Adult drinkers of this tea will be de-aged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. DARJEELING TEA: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. BLACK TEA: Causes blindness.

22. DECAF TEA: Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. WILD CARD: Choose a tea, mix and match, or invent your own!

Source: here

Comments

Ple Two | Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ

[pleple]

Elias Bouchard | The Magnus Archives

[tapeleader]

[ota except 2/7]

Eda | Black Lagoon | OTA

[nuns4money]

[Information and permissions are here.]

Isolde, Lilith, Rosalie | OC | OTA

[puppet_mistressofhell]

[Information and permisssions are here.]

Bakugou Katsuki - MHA

[nitrosweats]

[ m/m for anything shippy. ]

Buddy Armstrong | Lisa The Joyful

[radostnaya_devushka]

[Infomation and permissions are here.]

Oscar | Lupin The 3rd | OTA

[riveres]

[Info and permissions are here.]

Aramat Drawdes | Alabaster | OTA

[scalpedsociety]

[Info and permissions are here.]

Princess Azula | Avatar: The last Airbender | F/F for ships otherwise OTA

[makeadragonwannaretire]

[She’s convinced Uncle is to blame for this.]

Juno | Beastars | OTA

[beautifulbeast]

James T. Kirk | TOS | ota

[toboldly_go]

martin blackwood ( the magnus archives )

[buffeted]

[ ofc he's here for tea. ]

[saint_sami]

Wow, a lot of tea here, but nothing I really recognize...

(OoC: Keen on any)

The Iron Bull | Dragon Age

[inachinashop]

(ooc: There are so many I'm uninterested in here I'm just going to start myself off with the one I'm most interested in and you can say your character's had a different kind, whichever effect you yourself would most like to play.)



[Tea is fun. Or- teacups are fun. Even now when he doesn't know or trust the person who brewed it, there's an element of enjoyment there; the small but genuine amount of skill and practice it takes for him to hold something so fragile without breaking it, how tiny the cup looks in his broad, scarred hands and the picture it makes, the kind of big, savage asshole respectable nobles try to kick out of fancy establishments holding this expensive little cup with all the delicate precision of one of those nobles' daughters fresh out of finishing school. The Iron Bull, as a role, is around fifty percent image, and this kind of thing is exactly the image he likes, even when he's not exactly sure how much any of them here should trust the tea.]

[Well. What is life without a few calculated risks? He takes a drink.]

Thanks, this tea is absolutely terrible. [His brow furrows.] I mean- it really tastes like you took it out back and took a great long piss in it.




What the hell?

Chuuya Nakahara | Bungou Stray Dogs

[thetaintedsorrow]

[M/M for ships.]

Yoshiaki Mogami | Sengoku Basara

[snakesamongsparrows]

[WHO TAMPERED WITH HIS GENMAICHA?

Anyway, OTA, but 16 won't change a thing for him.]

Sasuke Sarutobi | Sengoku Basara

[gatescostmoney]

[ Why is the tea like this? ]

8 Cherry, someone help him

[gatescostmoney]

[ Sasuke can't even recall why he's here sharing tea with Yoshiaki Mogami of all people. He's too occupied with the beating of his heart, the heat on his cheeks, and trying to find some place to rest his gaze.

What is happening? Why is he feeling like this? ]

Th-that tea...

kurusu akira (joker) | persona 5 | ota

[falselens]

[permissions

all prompts sound good to me!]

Treize Khushrenada | Gundam Wing | ota

[historysbiggestloser]

[pleple]

[ ooc: It's all good. Maybe 2, 15, 18, 19 for good clean fun? ]

...I hardly ever drink tea.

[saint_sami]

(OoC: Yes, that'll be good!)

Aw, it's not that bad, really!

[pleple]

[ ooc: Well I wasn't thinking all of them, just throwing out ideas, but they can try stuff >_> ]

I've simply never had much of a chance.

[saint_sami]

(OoC: Oh, whoops! Ahaha, let's... start with 18!)

Well, then, why don't we try some now? It's really calming, honestly.

[pleple]

If you know which one would be relaxing, then I'll try it.