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THE MYSTERY TEA MEME

There's nothing like a nice, relaxing cup of tea. Right?

The Rules
1. Character 1 posts a comment including name/series/prefs/setup text (if desired).
2. Others reply, using RNG (1-23) to choose what kind of tea is being consumed.
3. ???
4. Profit. And fun.
 

1. GREEN TEA: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.


2. JASMINE TEA: Turns boys girly, turns girls girlier.


3. EARL GREY TEA: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.


4. LADY GREY TEA: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but lies.


5. STRAWBERRY TEA: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.


6. MINT TEA: Causes a complete personality flip. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.


7. LEMON TEA: Instead of flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality.


8. CHERRY TEA: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.


9. CHAI TEA: Causes an uncontrollable need to dance, wherever you go.


10. OOLONG TEA: Causes an uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song. It might be a song you already know, or you might find you have a hidden talent for lyrics.


11. CHOCOLATE TEA: Effects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (For the underage, causes uncomfortable heat and cheesy pickup lines.)


12. VANILLA TEA: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.


13. CARAMEL TEA: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.


14. BERRY TEA: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.


15. ROSE TEA: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?


16. ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.


17. CHAMOMILE TEA: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.


18. DAFFODIL TEA: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?


19. THYME TEA: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well! Adult drinkers of this tea will be de-aged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.


20. DARJEELING TEA: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.


21. BLACK TEA: Causes blindness.


22. DECAF TEA: Sleep, who needs sleep?


23. WILD CARD: Choose a tea, mix and match, or invent your own!

Source: Livejournal

Comments

Florina | Fire Emblem 7 | F/F for that sort of thing

[shy_flier]

Stiles Stilinski -- Teen Wolf -- ota

[bydefinition]

Lucan Trevelyan | Dragon Age: Inquisition

[shocktroops]

Carswell Thorne » The Lunar Chronicles » OTA

[captainisking]

( No spoilers for Winter, please. )

Howard P. Lovecraft / Necronomicon: Book of the Dead / M/F for shippy things

[cthulhu_ficcer]

[Have at it with the original teaboo...]

Song is Overs (Simon and Garfunkel)

[h_a_u_n_t_e_d]

[Thomas hated tea. Not because of the taste at all, really, but the excruciating memories that such a taste and smell evoked. He'd never had oolong before, though. And it seemed quite impolite to decline a cup, as a fellow guest attempting to be tactful.]

[And so he stomached the liquid, trying not to think of... of anything before the last few hours, honestly.]

[He was probably expected to say something, by this point.]

Then drop a smile,
Passing in the Hall...
But there's no laughs left;
'cause we laughed them all.
And we laughed them all...
in a very short time.

Time
is tapping on my forehead,
hanging from my mirror,
rattling the teacups.

[Wait. He'd-- he'd sung that? And admitted a couple of vague things in it as well! Had he finally gone completely mad?]

Tadashi Hamada | Big Hero 6 | OTA

[tadashes]

Elareth Lavellan | Dragon Age:Inquistion

[virborassan]

Revas Lavellan || Dragon Age Inquisition

[daassan]

AkaRed - Boukenger Vs Super Sentai/Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger - OTA

[inheritstheredsouls]

Thomas Sharpe | Crimson Peak & OTA

[h_a_u_n_t_e_d]

[If he's the one drinking tea, I'd prefer if he hasn't drunk English Breakfast, Chocolate, Mint or Lady Grey. If he drank oolong or chai, it would be particularly great. XDD]

[For Cherry, there would need to be an assumed past relationship. He's a bit new to actually giving himself via sex, as well.]

[If your character is the one drinking the tea, just have fun. ^^]

Darcy Lewis | MCU | OTA

[tasedagod]

[Daffodil tea would be hilarious ngl]

[tiltheend]

((6, 21, or 4?))

Natsumi Hikari - Kamen Rider Decade - OTA

[summerorange]

Sion Toudou | PriPara

[finalshowjo]

Towa Akagi | Go! Princess Precure

[almostanthy]

15

[hoshinoprincess]

[Kirara thought it was rather nice of Towa to invite her to tea, so she happily made a hole in her schedule to accept. And Towa had made it herself, so how could she refuse?

Unfortunately, as she sipped her tea, she was unaware of the happy, pink aura around her, or the bubbles and sparkles that had manifested as well. She finished her sip, and placed the cup down, smiling charmingly.]

Mmm! That was good, Towacchi! You really outdid yourself...!

Haruka Tenoh | Sailor Moon

[actsmagnificent]

21 - This is Nerdo I just haven't changed her journal for BNW yet

[senpaidol]

Thanks for the tea, Haruka. It's been forever since I could just sit down and have a cup properly.

[And such nice-smelling black tea, too. It has gotten more common in Union in the last two years, but it's still very fine stuff.]

Susan Sto Helit | Discworld - OTA

[goodoldsue]

Wii Fit Trainer | Wii Fit/Smash | yes really

[fitnessenthusiast]

[No chocolate or cherry tea.]

Beatrice | Umineko no Naku Koro Ni | No 11 or 14 for her

[awitchdidit]

((Tea and a roulette wheel of horrible things? How can she not?))

Will roll when tag appropriate, hope this works

[originaloddcouple]

[The couple didn't remember arriving in the restaurant or meeting this woman, but that hardly seems important. Having a good time with a new friend, that's crucial.]

What kind of game were you thinking about?

We're up for any challenge!

Karen Minazuki ♥ Yes! Pretty Cure 5

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Not 14. Ladies only for shippy things.]

Sinbad | Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic | OTA

[ofsevenseas]

[He prefers his tea with some alcohol, it's all good]

Celty Sturluson | Durarara

[losingherhead]

[Either observing someone else drinking tea or Interstellar AU.]

19 ; star au

[blindfoldcode]

[Kido likes the weird peaceful moments where she can get by without being noticed.

So really agreeing to go out for coffee with someone who wore a helmet all the time is not exactly her idea of a good time. But she liked Celty. And they can't really meet in either HQ and really nothing is private when you'r stars.

She kicks her feet up on a chair she dragged over from another table, cradling her paper coffee cup in her hands--it's too hot to drink just yet.]

Kurapika | Hunter x Hunter | OTA

[arachnocide]

(all prompts are fine by me)

Right - Ressha Sentai ToQger - OTA

[lunchleader]

Clu | Tron | OTA

[grid]

Q | Craig!Bond films | m/m

[q_tea]

(( he does like his tea... ))