bakerstreet | Let's talk about s-e-x.

Name: Ana Rose Kang, eat your heart out.
Preferences I am a ~~werebear~~ Girl! looking for people.
How many partners have I had?: I... kind of lost count, really. +20 people for sure.
The best sex I've ever had: I cried from the emotions, it was that good. Just overall felt really happy and safe with her. Bless her heart, really.
The worst sex I've ever had: Everything was alright until the poor young man got an asthma attack, I felt so bad for him. He's okay though!
The weirdest sex I've ever had: In the moment, it wasn't the weirdest but I found out the guy was my cousin and we could never look into each other's eyes again.
I've never tried this, and I have a question about it: Lactation. A-anyone has tips and do's and don'ts about it? I would love to know. I'm not looking to lactate just... drink it, y'know.

Edited 2020-02-19 01:05 (UTC)

I...well, I'd imagine if you are...fooling around with an expectant mother or somebody who has just given birth, the most important thing is to be gentle? But not take it all from the baby?

[This may be one of the few times Byleth is actually blushing, and looking around like maybe something around her will give her a good way to word everything.]

I...are you looking for a person who does it without worrying about babies missing out?

( Mentally taking notes, Ana pays attention to it and, well, imagines it for a second before she realizes her cheeks and protruding ears are beet red. The poor thing likes it a lot! Just a bit shy about it herself. )

O-Oh, I see. That's really important, I didn't think of that.

( At the question, she gives her a fast nod. Energetic but a bit too embarrassed to express that she really wants to try. )

[That blush is very cute. If they weren't talking about something a little sensitive, Byleth might be tempted to tease the girl a little...this is something she's a little embarrassed about...~~(and it's also headcannony)~~]

S-sometimes...a little bit before my monthly, or if I'm...really, really into it during sex...It can happen. I can make a little bit of milk... But it's not a guarantee!

( Aww! Look at these two cuties~

Ana listens attentively, nodding along before she gets a bit surprised. It's interesting to find someone that can lactate. As always, the ever-positive and ever-lovely Ana has a big smile on her face. )

Wow! That is so cool~ H-how does it feel though?

Ah? You think so? The doctor thought it a bit strange...I was raised by my father, and he was always really uncomfortable talking about 'women issues' so I didn't bother him with it.

[Still, Ana's open smile makes it a bit easier to open up, and so Byleth smiles a little bit bigger, though she's still blushing.]

The one that sometimes happens during my monthly gives me some warning, and until I do something about it I'm sore and well, these feel heavier.

[She cups her sizable chest to emphasize the point before moving on.] Since there's no real warning about the times it happens during sex, I just get a tingle and then...well it happens.

If I just squeeze it out, it's mostly a tingle in my nipples. It's pulling and playing with my own nipples like always, but then there's the milk and some rawness...It's not all that fun...when I fed my partner though, it was rather intimate. Their tongue made some of...that rawness soothe away...though they had me so all over the place at the time I can't say all the things I felt for certain. I liked thinking...thinking I was nourishing them, even if they were obviously too old for it to feed them. They seemed to like the taste...

[Byleth is connected to a goddess associated with creation, so...her biology is a little weird. To say the least. If Sothis were about right now to scold her, she's sure there would be a nice, long tirade.]

I imagine if I ever have a baby, it will be something different with them as well. Or if somebody helped me outside of sex.

( Ana is literally just sitting there in awe. Then the blush starts to really show everywhere on her face. Her smile grows shyer, her shoulder go up a little at that shyness and she feels all around...

Enticed, to put it one way. She rubs the back of her neck and avoids looking at her breast out of respect. )

Ahh, that's really... wow. It's interesting, and something quite beautiful really. Fascinating.

( ~~It reminds Ana of the time she suddenly got a spell where she got Penis~~. )

[Byleth is proud that her bosom is so nice and big, for all the complaints she has about them.

Still, she has to smile at the other girl's shyness over it, and her attempt at respect. She kind of understands that attempt to not look at something that very strongly holds one's interest about another person.]

I was worried it was too...vague...or even analytical. I can be pretty bad about that kind of thing.

( It is quite adorable, really. She straightens up a little, her hands behind her back and showing off her smile and her blushing without much embarrassment now. Still, she is trying her best to stare away. )

Nah, don't worry about it. I-I think you're pretty good! Do you know how it tastes?

It's...milder and sweeter than cow's milk. Definitely a lot less pungent than goat milk.

[Maybe it's because she's calming down, or her own wicked nature is shining through, but...well why not?]

Should I come find you next time it starts up?

[While she has no doubt that Ana could show Byleth a good time, her partner was doing a LOT of crazy things that lead to her sensory overload before. Waiting until it tries to happen on it's own seems like a better idea.]

Ahh! I've been told it's a lot sweeter than normal milk, some people get surprised~

( That question made Ana stand up straight and her eyes widen. Just for a moment, then she loosens up with a laugh. )

I would love to, if you don't mind and if it's not uncomfortable enough. ( Never forgetting her manners, she gently bows her head. ) The name is Ana Kang, by the way.

Like I said. It builds up, and it would be nice to have somebody...well...lick them? Instead of just pulling on them until I get sour...

[She bows her head as well, one hand going to her breast to cover her heart.]

Byleth Eisner. Nice to meet you.

I-It surely would be nice, yeah! ( A soft giggle. ) Well, now when you have those problems, you can ask me, Byleth. I'll be happy to help for sure.

Just...I feel I should warn you now...I don't have a heartbeat. Not one anybody can hear or feel anyway... I promise though, I am neither dead nor a construct. Everything else works as it should.

[A deep breath.] Lungs breath. Pulse pounds. [And that is shown by her reaching out to offer the other girl her wrist.]

( Ana looks at her wrist for a second and she wonders when she will have to tell the woman that she herself is a bit of an anomaly of nature. It's just a moment of silence she gives to herself to say 'Not now, it's no need to tell her now.' Ana grins and shakes her own hands and head. )

No need to worry! I don't get scared easily~ I believe you though, as crazy as that sounds.

( Ana will SURELY feel how alive this woman is eventually. )

Name:Byleth Eisner.
Preferences I am a Woman looking for partners I can trust, and have conversation with.
A quick blurb about me:I used to be a mercenary, now I teach at a military academy. I think I like teaching a lot more.
How many partners have I had?:I don't want to talk about it.
The best sex I've ever had:Somebody I met around here. It was fun, and we got try many things.
The worst sex I've ever had: Does the first time I tried to masturbate count?
The weirdest sex I've ever had:It goes along with the best sex. He had some really interesting abilities. Tentacles and such.
Something I've always wanted to try:
I've never tried this, and I have a question about it:I would just...like to experience more! While my experiences have been fun and intense, I would like to know more.
Other questions/comments:Is it normal to go from...almost sure you were Asexual to...getting excited about everyone around you? I think it's Demi now, but...is it normal for a demi to want so many people?

What kinda stuff you wanna try out the most, professor?

Well...I'd like to try it with more than one person at a time, or maybe with another girl...

[She's blushing, but she's also a lot calmer than she was when talking to other girl about lactating.]

I'm trying to be realistic here. Heh.

Ah, multiple partners, huh? Those are always fun. Anyone catch your eye for such a thing?

D-do you mean from a list of people likely to say yes? Or just if I were dreaming? Because the list is much smaller on one side than the other.

How about both? I'm really curious. Of course, I can summon some humanoid demons or find a friend if you really wanna do something.

I think out of everybody at home...Sylvain would be up for it. I'm still learning about the people I've been meeting around here.

[She gives a nervous laugh.]

I have plenty of crushes it seems, but I'd be nervous to try and go through with it.

Might wanna try with someone you can really trust then. Or who can loosen you up easily.

Yes...I think so. A good my attraction comes from knowing somebody. I could probably get off with somebody good at the mechanics, I just know if it would be a good experience.

[There's a reason why she doesn't get anything out masturbating by itself.]

My answer isn't as fun as you were hoping, huh?

Well it does sound like you are still getting used to all of this, so I don't blame ya. Besides, your company is fun enough for me.

I don't know anything about asexual or demisexual or any of that, Professor, but I think it's perfectly alright to be interested in lots of people.

[It's very subtle. Just Byleth's eyebrows shooting up into her hairline. But Mercedes is getting the face Byleth's makes when she's screaming internally.]

Mer...cedes... Hi...

Um...It's just...I really wasn't interested in anybody. Then when I started living at Garreg Mach... and I just suddenly started...doing things my father thought I would when I was 13.

[ Mercedes hadn't ever seen Byleth at such a loss for words. Not in the silent sense, of course; she'd always preferred quiet. But Byleth usually had much more surety than this. It was cute. ]

Well, you have opened up a lot to all of us in the past few months. Maybe they're connected? When you first came to the monastery, you were always so... stoic.

I've just...always been...demonlike...is what other mercenaries called me. Well, except when I was small. Then they said I was a doll.

[She's searching for the words.]

I wanted to be like other children and people. To smile and laugh and cry. It just didn't happen.

Are you sure it isn't because all of you opened up to me? I know more about you than I do about anybody else in my life.

I guess it could be! Did any of the other mercenaries ever open up to you when you were younger?

Does...being called creepy because people would forget I was standing right next to them count?

[She hums, tilting her head.]

I don't really remember. It's sort of...a blur? Like nobody had a face? Just my father is the only person who ever stands out in my memory.

That's... odd.

[ Mercedes wasn't at all sure what to make of that. ]

But it does sound like it could be connected, then. If you weren't close to any of them.

I suppose it makes sense...but it also means that I'm still a little bit in lust with almost all my friends now.

[She frowns a little. Well, more like she's pouting.

Yes, Mercedes, your teacher is pouting. And then blushing because she realizes she said it so blatantly.]

I mean, I respect you and all my students and my position as a teacher and would never abuse my position!

Don't worry, Professor. It's called puberty. In your case it just worked overtime on you boobs before finally deciding to hit you in the ovaries.

I can't tell if your just teasing me about how big they are, or you are mad...you know one of those people I find attractive is you, right?

Name:Garth Blackfeather
Preferences I am a Norn looking for another man, must be okay with large, carnivorous animals and enjoy traveling.
A quick blurb about me: Pact Commander, single and (possibly) ready to mingle.
How many partners have I had?: Uhhhh... look. What happens at the alemoots stays at the alemoots.
The best sex I've ever had: Mangonel Gearstrip. Absolutely worth losing that chugger and the temporary recruitment into a Charr warband.
The worst sex I've ever had: What happens at the alemoots stays at the alemoots.
The weirdest sex I've ever had: Okay there was this sylvari who had a mushroom for a - well, you get the point. Anyway, thought I'd return the favour and oh spirits, there were colours I didn't even know existed.
Something I've always wanted to try: That Canthan rope stuff looks pretty interesting.
I've never tried this, and I have a question about it: I've heard that fancy human noble parties often turn into orgies. I have been to several fancy human noble parties and the most exciting thing about them was the little blocks of cheese on sticks. Is this a thing that only happens when the non-humans go home? Are you embarrassed or something? Anise refuses to give me a straight answer on this.

Name: Ruby. No meaningful last name.
Preferences I am a woman looking for anyone with something to offer
A quick blurb about me: I'm a Sorceress and Adventurer. My day job is providing magical support for the people keeping me alive as we search anywhere dangerous for anything worth taking. Otherwise I study and improve my craft.
How many partners have I had?: I don't keep count. Lots. I'll mattress dance for business or pleasure.
The best sex I've ever had: A cute kid who bought me a drink. Pretty sure I was his first. My attempt at a foreplay titfuck popped him in ten seconds - twice. I was ready to be disappointed but then he wanted to eat me out to repay the favour and oh Gods, that kid had a gift. Natural talent and a great listener.
The worst sex I've ever had: I'll be honest, I've fucked a few mature-age wizards and nobles to get spellbooks for cheap. Way too selfish to have a good time. I've learned to fake it for them.
The weirdest sex I've ever had: By most people's standards, probably any time I get my magic involved. I had one elf pay me just to conjure some tentacles for her. Not my thing, but she was really, really into it. Her moans were so hot I had to jump the first warm body I found when I was done.
Something I've always wanted to try: Having a guy walk right up and casually fuck me while I'm studying. Or just having a casual chat about our day while we bone. Yeah, I know it's my fault for not wanting any strings right now, but a woman can dream.
I've never tried this, and I have a question about it: I use magic for contraception and avoiding disease. I'm just curious, do condoms make creampies feel disappointing?
Other questions/comments: Before anyone asks, my biggest rule is I don't sleep with anyone married. I do my homework on that one. I know some naughty sorceresses that like affairs but that much baggage would just kill future fun.

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"Normally" might be stretching, but I sure don't mind them. They're cute, they normally try to seduce me, and most of them trade experience for enthusiasm. That normally makes for a fun time.

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I get a bit of both. Sometimes it's fun watching them be so confident without really knowing what they're doing. Sometimes I take my time and teach them. Sometimes I sit them down and blow their mind just to see their faces. It really depends on my mood.

Name: Minoru
Preferences I am... asexual, actually.
A quick blurb about me: Wandering Snake Sage - basically 1/3 shaman, 1/3 monk, 1/3 ninja, a few supernatural powers and whole lot of optimism.
How many partners have I had?: 0
The best sex I've ever had: N/A
The worst sex I've ever had: N/A
The weirdest sex I've ever had: N/A
Something I've always wanted to try: Talk about sex? Just because I’m not attracted to anyone in a way that makes me want to try sex doesn’t mean I’m not curious about other people’s experiences.
I've never tried this, and I have a question about it: ...what’s sex actually like? Why do you like it?
Other questions/comments: Yes. I’m serious.

Let's talk about s-e-x.

Ana Rose Kang ♰ Werebear OC ♰ OTA

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fem!Byleth| Fire Emblem:Three Houses| OTA

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Garth Blackfeather | Commander OC, Guild Wars 2 | m/m for shipping, otherwise OTA

Ruby the Sorceress | Dragon's Crown | OTA

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Minoru - OC - OTA?