directions unclear, stuck dick in phone

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Gladiolus Amicitia | FFXV

[glady]

[somnoctis]

remind me why we're camping again for the tenth time instead of sleeping in a nice, private hotel room where I can eat your dick in peace?

Whizzer Brown - Falsettos

[halfjewish]

Cecil Harvey • Final Fantasy IV (AU) • F/M

[proteusmoon]

( ooc ; assumed cr is welcome! )

marta cabrera ( knives out )

[upchucking]

[vlogmilf]

Feels like there should be a club for people like us.
People who just barely escaped having their lives ruined by greedy jerks.

dinah lance | birds of prey

[kenere]

[ voicetesting! ]

[elegize]

[Have a rooftop view.]

Wish you were here.

Rey | Star Wars | ota

[reydacted]

[ Cross-canon, AUs, assumed CR, misfires, etc. are all welcome! ]

Is it really a misfire?

[shootingstarz]

Really wish you were in my bed right about now.

meredith harlow ( reprisal )

[burlesquer]

quinn fabray ♔ glee

[ambitious]

laura moon | american gods

[decayings]

kate fuller † from dusk till dawn

[crucifixes]

lara jean covey | to all the boys...

[overthinking]

kinsey locke | locke & key

[irritations]

heather | american idiot ( the musical )

[unglued]

Quiet | Metal Gear Solid V | F/F

[sinfulbutterfly]

[Quiet can't speak (because reasons) and won't write (because other reasons), so it's all pictures and video on her end. No kids.]

claude von riegan | fe3h | m/m

[schemerie]

[baedd]

[ accidental facetime? accidental facetime.

there's a flash of Dimitri's startled face, and then his rather naked torso and even more naked lower half. a clatter and a harsh exhale; he's clearly dropped his phone. the call is ended a moment later. ]

My sincerest apologies, Claude.
I'd meant to send you a thought I'd had about our talk in the council chambers earlier before I stepped into the baths, and -
Well, let us just say that I am not yet used to this new communication device. I hope you will not judge me harshly for my carelessness.

Rey | Star Wars | m/f

[granddaughter]

[shootingstarz]

Any kind of estimate when you might be back?

jyn erso || rogue one || ota

[made_of_stars]

cassian andor || rogue one || ota

[rebellionbuilt]

Rydal Keener | The Two Faces of January | m/f

[chasingopportunity]

Princess Azula ~ A:TLA ~ F/F or OTA for cast mates

[makeadragonwannaretire]

Finn | Star Wars | m/f & m/m

[forcebewithyou]

[Canonmates, cross-canon, AUs, OCs welcome.]

ben k̶y̶l̶o̶ ̶r̶e̶n̶ solo. STAR☆WARS. ota

[vaderstan]

Richard Starke | oc | m/m & m/f

[loveisblindness]

Dazai Osamu | Bungou Stray Dogs

[reasonstolive]

Daenerys Targaryen | Game of Thrones | ota

[youronlyqueen]